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  • Listen, thanks so much for having me again, Lil.

  • I really appreciate it.

  • I've learned so much since starting my own YouTube

  • channel.

  • Who knew that there was so much fresh, innovative,

  • non-pornographic material online?

  • That's crazy.

  • Hey, what are we doing here again?

  • Dude, you just created what could potentially be

  • the biggest channel on YouTube.

  • Yeah.

  • So I wanted to show you where we make all the videos.

  • Go.

  • See, everyone thinks we make YouTube videos in our bedrooms

  • and stuff, but we actually make them

  • in a factory located underneath a ginormous volcano.

  • Follow me.

  • OK.

  • This is the room where we make all the cat videos.

  • Huh.

  • Hi Mikey Mu.

  • Hey guys.

  • Be very quiet.

  • I almost got this VR head set on this cat here.

  • You see, virtual reality is the future, right?

  • And everyone loves cats.

  • So you combine the two, you can make the internet explode.

  • Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

  • What about Hobbes?

  • What about the room for cute, little, adorable--

  • still masculine, manly dogs?

  • Your dog, right?

  • Yeah.

  • Does he know how to roll down a hill?

  • He could do everything, including

  • pissing on Mark Wahlberg's leg.

  • All hail the scorpion cat.

  • I make my own destiny.

  • Moving on.

  • [INAUDIBLE]

  • All right.

  • And this is where we make all the beauty videos.

  • Powder touch ups.

  • You guys are ready to stay gorgeous.

  • Lily, your gigantic friend is going to need a lot of work.

  • You know, I was thinking, honey, you

  • might want to add a little bit of strobing to your cheekbones.

  • Oh.

  • Touche, sir.

  • This is the room where all with YouTube couples

  • make their videos.

  • Hey guys, we're doing the yoga challenge.

  • And we're in love.

  • (IN UNISON): Yay!

  • Do you guys want to join?

  • It'll be so much fun.

  • Well, Dwayne, if you can make some sort of pyramid

  • with all four of us, maybe you put your hands here,

  • and then we could make some star structure.

  • We could do something cute.

  • Moving on.

  • No?

  • Moving on.

  • OK.

  • Maybe later.

  • All right.

  • In this room, we do some crazy stuff.

  • Stop.

  • Hey, Roman.

  • Hey guys.

  • What's up?

  • Wow.

  • What are you going to pull with all this stuff?

  • [EXPLOSION] [SIREN]

  • This is a room where we make viral videos.

  • And it doesn't seem to be going so well.

  • Grace, I need your help. (WHISPERING)

  • I think he's mad at me.

  • OK.

  • Great.

  • Put it in the double rainbow machine.

  • What?

  • Put the monkey in the double rainbow machine?

  • Yes.

  • There's a tube right there.

  • Please place the monkey in the double rainbow machine.

  • Are you a crazy person?

  • Why do you always think that?

  • Because you are always insane.

  • OK.

  • Fair.

  • All right.

  • Let's get these wisdom teeth out of me.

  • I want to go all David after the dentist up here.

  • Oh.

  • I've been practicing.

  • [INHALES] Oh, my god.

  • I feel funny.

  • I also want to show you my new Harlem Shake.

  • It goes a little something like this.

  • Here we go.

  • 1, 2, 3.

  • OK.

  • That's great.

  • Give me that mask.

  • No.

  • Mask is mine.

  • [SHORT CIRCUIT NOISES] [ZAPPING]

  • The internet is a very strange place.

  • You get used to it.

  • OK.

  • So this might be a little bit awkward.

  • But this room is full of people doing Rock impersonations.

  • [VOCALIZING LIKE THE ROCK]

  • Guys.

  • He's here.

  • (SHOUTING) If you smell--

  • (UNISON) What the Rock is cooking.

  • You don't feel uncomfortable or anything, do you?

  • No.

  • (SHOUTING) If you smell--

  • it was cool, yeah. but a little intense from those guys.

  • I got a way to make this whole room a lot better.

  • Bring on the scorpion cat.

  • Yeah.

  • [CAT MEOWS]

  • Oh.

  • What a cute kitty.

  • I make my own destiny.

  • [LION ROAR] [SHOUTING]

  • So much blood.

  • Yeah.

  • They'll be good.

  • Blood is good.

  • [INAUDIBLE]

  • Get 'em, scorpion cat.

  • [MAN SHOUTING] Why aren't you helping us?

  • [ROARING]

  • [TRIBAL MUSIC]

Listen, thanks so much for having me again, Lil.

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