It's Ben, that's why.

- I'm gonna get another cider. - All right, guys... - Jesus Christ...

Another one, aren't you driving, I'm gonna let Paula know,

You're telling, you're dead meat.

Let's play another game.

- .. Lets see if I can grab one. - Yeah.

I'll see what we got.

Hey, can we play Twister?

I'm not playing Twister with you, bro.

Chill with the Twister, bro, how old are you?

Old enough?

Hmm, well there's this, we do have this...

What is that?

- "Secrets can't hide from the lie detector" - I'm down.

We're not...we're not actually gonna play this game, are we?

I don't know, looks fun to me.

Let's do it.

No, let's play poker or something, there's no way I'm playing that game.

What are you afraid of?

This is a kid's lie detector game, this...

...it's not a kid's game, look, read it, it's fun for all ages.

We're all ages, dude.

You think that thing actually works.

- Who cares, dude, you got a secret or something, you're tryna hide something from us? - I know... I know... I'm not gonna play this game.

- Are you afraid of a little bit of lie detector game? - No, no, no, no, no...

Look, it's this or twister or strip poker, dude.

- What's with you and getting naked and twisting? No. We're just gonna play some lie detector games... - No... no... no ways... - Oh, yes, we are.

All right, ?

Okay.

Place the lie detector helmets on your head and the magical machine will reveal your darkest secrets...

- Sounds fine. - Whatever. Just go.

Okay, I'll go first.

Hector.

Did you cry during the Titanic?

Absolutely not.

You cried during the Titanic.

Look at all of this secrets poking out of his pants.

This thing doesn't work, it clearly doesn't work.

It was like 15 years ago.

Ten years ago.

Five years ago.

Four days ago!

Whatever, Larry.

Do you still wet the bed?

No.

Oh God?

I drink, let me explain. I drink lots of water in habits. I have a small bladder. It's a condition.

Condition, what's a condition called, Larry?

What we don't know what you're talking about not funny all cool ah Larry, can you lick your elbow?

No

Why would you lie about that anyway my turn mmm?

Hector

Do you have a secret that you don't want anyone to know?

Yeah, I guess

You do

Okay have you ever...

Killed anybody?

Gotta answer it. Yes. I've killed someone before you

In Call of duty

Oh

Mm-hmm my turn

Larry

What's your favorite color?

Hector were you home on the night of October 3rd 2017

Yeah, Larry

Ya, got'em copy

DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AFTER-

Do you by any chance have a job that you've kept undercover

No nothing comes to mind

Larry do you like ice cream? Yes Hector are you a hitman for the singing of mango cartel?

No hmm Larry

Are you a narc

No

Hector

Do you like cupcakes yes Hector?

How do you feel about anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law feels great?

Where did you guys get all the good cards man Larry?

Do you think you're messing with the same man right now no

Larry do you shut up?

Hector did you know that there's a team of highly trained intelligence operatives in a van outside your house has been parked there all week

Larry did you know that I got people watching your people watch me watch you watch me

Did you know I have a sniper watching you right now? Ah?

Yeah, well did you know that I have seen a pingas six best marksman watching you right now?

Guys guys can we just calm down I've got 600 men

Now look at you, glowing

like one big ol red Christmas light

It's time to open gifts you have a wife named Betty right Hector. He's your best friend man stop. No. He's now

He's not my best friend

Am I your best friend no

Maybe

Yes yes

What about you am I your best friend no

You're not

Maybe yes

Hell yes, but I don't love you with all my heart

Yeah, well it's not like you've always been there for me, but you were my best friend since second grade

Stand down boys

And who is your second best friend