I usually pack it around noon.

The Homo is briefly lit by the Moon's light...

The city gates clench, a penetration♂ allowed.

A little while ago, saw a Jizo;

Around those parts, became a homo.

During that Summer, and into the Fall,

the Monk really dug♂ that Jizo!

There is a lovely, special someone,

a lover for a man like me♂.

Art thou soothing thyself with thy hand?

Hey you Homo! Put it in my gate!

So thy evading ass has already returned?

Have my kunai: A taste of Iga♂ flesh!

As the Moon shined briefly on us both....

"I thought thou wast more than an inch..."

Fellow sir, though thou really shouldn't kill thyself over it...

...I'll now be going solo.

Though our love has just shortly come to an end -

- I will buy you two Jizo as insurance;

And I honestly think that thou wilt survive.