Now I thought I'd sharesomeofmyfavorite "why I'm single" storiesfromyouguys.
Herewego. Thisfirstone's from @RickyP3rd.
Hesays, "I took a girltothemoviesforourfirstdate. Sheleanedinfor a kiss, so I leanedintoo, butthen I accidentallysneezedinherface."
- RickyP3rd... - Yeah.
Thisone's from @SweatyBetty.
Well, thereyougo.
- No, that's notthereason. - Oh, I'm sorry.
That's notthereasonwhyshe's single. No.
Shesays, "I oncewalkedinto a guy's reallymessyapartmentandsaid, 'Oh, cool! ThisisjustlikeoneofthoseplacesintheFebrezecommercials.' "
What?
Thisoneisfrom @tidewoddergirl.
Shesays, "I wason a GREATblinddate. When I returnedfromtherestroom, I satdownandresumedtalking. I got a confusedlook, then a voicebehindmesaid, 'You'reatthewrongtable. I'm overhere.' "
- I likethis. - Myeyes!
This...
Thisone's from @Keirstinyo.
Shesays, "I oncedated a girlwhohadthesamenameasmyex, butonetime I accidentallyslippedupandcalledher, 'NewBrittany' toherface.' "