>>WHAT WERE THOSE THINGS? >>THEY LOOK JUST LIKE YOU AND ME,

BUT THEY AIN'T. NO SIR.

THEY DEAD INSIDE. >>SO THEY'RE ZOMBIES?

>>NO SWEETHEART-- >>DON'T CALL ME SWEETHEART. >>ALL RIGHT HONEY.

THEY'RE WALKERS. MINDLESS CREATURES THAT THINK THEY CAN JUST

WALK ALL OVER OTHER PEOPLE.

>>CAN MINDLESS CREATURES THINK OR FEEL SUPERIOR TO OTHER PEOPLE?

>>WELL MY MOMMA ALWAYS CALLED THEM BITERS, 'TILL SHE GOT BIT.

NOW SHE'S A BIT-BITER. >>ON TO JOIN THOSE THAT ARE LIVING,

BUT ALSO DEAD. >>SO DO YOU CALL THEM THE LIVING DEAD?

>>NO! THAT'S DUMB!

I CALL THEM SCAB MONSTERS. >>YOU'RE RIGHT.

THAT'S LESS DUMB. >>I JUST KEEP IT SIMPLE.

I CALL THEM "THEM". >>DOESN'T THAT GET CONFUSING?

>>NO. THEY AGREE WITH ME.

>>THEY AS IN "THEM"? >>NO, THEM!

WAIT... >>GUYS, I'M PRETTY SURE THE MOST WIDELY

ACCEPTED TERM FOR THEM IS A ZOMBIE.

>>WHAT YOU TRYING TO SAY WOMAN? >>THAT ON THE OTHER HAND IS NOT A WIDELY ACCEPTED

TERM. MY NAME IS WHITNEY.

>>WHITNEY WOMAN! YOU SURE ARE DENSE FOR HAVING STAYED ALIVE

THIS LONG. >>HAS EVERYONE EXCEPT ME FORGOTTEN THE LAST

60 YEARS OF POPULAR CULTURE?

THEY'RE CALLED ZOMBIES! [THUDDING ON THE DOOR] >>WALKERS!

>>BITERS! >>DEAD-WALKERS!

>>THEM! >>NO!

BOARD THE DOOR! WHERE'D YA'LL COME FROM?

>>WE HEARD TALKING TO WE FIGURE WE TRY OUR LUCK

IN HERE WITH THE LIVING, INSTEAD OUT OF THERE, WITH THE ORCS.

>>ORCS! SURE!

LETS JUST CROSS GENRES WILLY-NILLY SHALL WE? >>WELL IN HERE WE CALL THEM WALKERS.

>>OH COME ON. EVERYONE KNOWS THEY'RE CALLED-- >>ZOMBIES!

THANK YOU! >>ACTUALLY I WAS GOING TO SAY LIBERALS.

>>OKAY, THAT'S BORDERING ON OFFENSIVE. >>DOESN'T MATTER WHAT WE CALL THEM,

AS LONG AS WE'RE FIGHTING. >>SEE?

HE CALLS THEM "THEM" TOO! >>ACTUALLY I CALL THEM AMY AFTER MY EX-WIFE.

>>ARE YOU LADIES DONE BEING GIRLS? OR ARE YOU GOING TO KEEP ON PLAYING DRESS

UP IN YOUR LITTLE MINI SKIRTS.

>>WHY DID THAT SENTENCE HAPPEN? >>WE NEED TO COME UP WITH A PLAN TO KILL THE

WALKERS! >>ZOMBIES!

>>SCAB MONSTERS. >>AMY.

>>FINE! WE'LL EACH CALL OUT A NAME AND SEE WHO THEY

RESPOND TO.

>>WALKERS. >>BITERS.

>>HERE SCABBY-SCABBY. >>THEM. THEM.

>>NO SURPRISES THERE. NOW IF YOU'LL ALLOW ME.

ZOMBIE... HUH.

OKAY WELL MAYBE THEY DON'T RESPOND TO-- >>AMY?

[GASP] >>YEAH! BOO-YAH!

YOU SEE THAT? THAT RIGHT THERE IS ACTUALLY AMY.

HM. SHE'S LOOKING GOOD.