This first one's from @MrKdub.

He says I've always been afraid of birds flying indoors. Outside is fine. Inside, they only have one place to go: beak-first into my eyes.

This one's from @sjrMDR. She says...

When I lived alone and would come home at night, I would throw the door open and yell "NYPD!" before I walked in. I lived in Dallas.

This one's from @CassssyMillller. She says...

When I have to pop open one of those Pillsbury biscuit tubes, I'm so afraid they'll explode that I find the longest spoon I can, stand really far away, and whack at it.

-I do the same thing. -Doonk!

This one's from @armyofangelss. She says

I'm so afraid of accidentally liking someone's post from 18 months ago that I have a secret account just for Instagram stalking.

This one's from @tashh-woahh. She says...

I won't brush my hair outside because I'm scared the hairs will somehow end up at the scene of a crime and I'll be blamed for it.

[ Applause ]

"It was Tash." -Didn't think about that.

This one's from @Padfoot93. She says

Whenever I go to a restaurant, I always wait for my friends to start eating before I do, just in case the food is poisoned.

[ Applause ]

That's nice. -"Go ahead."

This one's from @usertalia. She says...

I never shower while it's storming, because I'm afraid I'll get zapped by lightning coming through the shower head. I just don't want to die naked.

[ Laughter ]

And this last one here is from @Melen-Dez. He says...

Whenever I get pulled over, I start panicking that there might be drugs in the car. I've never even used drugs.

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