Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles - (tool) I got a gun. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. Bang, bang. - (Ian) SHUT UP!!! - Looking good, cutie. Pew! Pew! (laughs) How you doin', my man? Pew! And what about you, bro? Pew! Pew! (gunshot) (bro shrieks) - What did you do? He's f*cking dead! - All I did was this. (gunshot) (man groans) - What the hell is going on? - Quick, I need one of you guys to call for help. - Who? - Yeah, which one of us? - I don't care! You! (gunshot) - OH GOD! Don't kill me, don't kill me. - I'm not gonna kill anyone. I just need you to call for help because I don't have a phone. - A what? - A phone! (gunshot) (thud) - What the f*ck is going on?! (gunshots) (people screech) (sigh) - Hey, Chet. Hey, buddy. Why don't we all just calm ourselves and put the guns down. - Well, Courtney, I'd love to, but the problem is... they're my fingers. - Okay, then just make a fist for me. - Okay. - (Courtney) Good. Now the other one. - Okay. What about my thumbs? - I'm sure they're fine. - Sweet! (gunshot) (bullet ricochets) (groan) - Mother f*cker! (battle cries) - All right, this is a robbery! Nobody move. - They look like they're already not moving. - Ah, they look very dead or sleepy. - Like an after-lunch food coma. - After lunch? It's only 10 AM. - So, like, a brunch? - Ah, yes. - No, no, no, no. Brunch happens after 11 AM, dumb ass. - (Chet thinking) This is my calling. God has blessed me with this power to stop my whole office from being robbed, even though I already killed everyone here. - Okay, okay, guys. Can we just agree that brunch happens after 10 AM, but before noon, okay? - Okay. - Hey, dick heads. (chuckles) Get ready to meet your maker. (chuckle) (all laugh) - Pew, pew! Pew, pew, pew, pew! - Stop, wait! We're faking it. - Wait, what? - Yeah, we were sick and tired of your finger gun bull sh*t, so we decided to teach you a lesson. - What about the blood and the gunshot sounds and everything? - I bought this clicker online. (gunshot) - And we all had fake blood packets. - And I peed my pants just to sell it more! (groans in disgust) - Wait, so I didn't really kill anyone? - No. - Good one, guys! (laughs) I mean, it was f*cked up, but that's a good one. - Gotcha! (laughter) - Okay, can you guys just hurry up because we really want to get to brunch. - We're very hungry. - Uh, it's, like, 10 AM. - Yeah, dude, what the f*ck? - (all) SHUT UP! - You know what? I've had it with your American talkie talkie. You guys are going to die now! Chick, chick, ka-boomie! Chick-kah-kah! Kah-boom! Chick-kah-kah! Kah-boom! What? Guys? It's not working! (laughter) It's not working! - I'm sorry, man! - We were messing with you the whole time. - You know, screw you guys! Sha-boom! Sha-boom! (laughter) - Everything is a lie! I'm just going to end it and you'll be so sorry! - Whoa, whoa, whoa! (all) OH! (laughter) - Noooo! - You can try it again, but do this faster. - Okay, okay. (all laugh) - Okay, okay. Who wants brunch? - Yeah. - Yeah, sure. - Brunch sounds very good. - That sounds nice. - You keep doing what you are doing. - (muffled) All right. (mumbling) Ah. Ah, guys, I just realized what that looked like. GROSS! It's kind of funny, but it's gross. Ew. Bleh. - (Anthony) Hey, guys, thanks for subscribing. Click that little video on the left to watch bloopers from this video and this: - I'll make love to you Like you want me to - (Ian) And click the video on the right to check out our new show on Smosh2, featuring Noah, called Put It in My Mouth. (belches) - Uh, that was a natto burp. (repetitive belching) - (Anthony) And because we're really dumb and didn't search YouTube to see if anyone else did a video like this, our friends at The Warp Zone did a finger guns video too at the same office we shot in. Check out their video by clicking the link down in the description below.
B2 US pew pew pew gunshot bang bang brunch chet FINGER GUNS 13 0 Amy.Lin posted on 2018/08/28 More Share Save Report Video vocabulary