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  • Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite

  • worst-gift-ever stories from you guys.

  • Here we go.

  • This first one's from @iPopEditor.

  • He said, "One year, I unwrapped a present from my parents and found Rogaine.

  • My mom looked at me and said, 'It's time to face reality, son.'"

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • Oh.

  • -Your gift was the truth. -Yeah.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -This one's from @GrizzBongoLady.

  • -Oh, yeah.

  • -She says, "One year for Christmas, I gave my husband an electric guitar.

  • He gave me windshield wiper blade refills."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -That's great. -Yeah.

  • -That sounds like something I would do.

  • -That's fantastic. -It's the lack of thought that counts.

  • -This one is from @Kejade.

  • She says, "I gave my mom a Christmas card.

  • I thought it said, 'To the Mom I Love.' I read it wrong."

  • To the man I love. Ooh.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [ Applause ]

  • Mom.

  • This one is from @HeidiHoNayber.

  • Oh, Heidi -- -Hidey-ho, neighbor.

  • -Hidey-ho, yeah. Hidey-ho, neighbor.

  • I got it.

  • She says, "In 1985, everyone was getting Teddy Ruxpins.

  • I got the lesser known 'Bingo Bear' that didn't talk unless you held down a button inside his mouth."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -What? -Ooh, what?

  • -You had to gag the bear? -Ugh!

  • -Bingo Bear.

  • -Hidey-ho, neighbor. -I never heard of Bingo Bear.

  • This one's from @darciecf.

  • She says, "One year for Christmas, my boss gave me a ceramic pea pod with weird baby faces."

  • They sent a photo. Look at this thing.

  • Holy moly! [ Laughter ]

  • That is weird. -Wow.

  • That is absolutely weird.

  • -It's like that's a gift of nightmares.

  • -Oh, my God.

  • This one is from @RebeccaAkbas.

  • She says, "My ex gave me goalkeeper gloves for Christmas and said,

  • ' 'Cause you're a keeper!' He got dumped soon after.

  • [ Laughter ] Yeah, it's like, sweet, but --

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • Could've just drawn them on a card or something.

  • I don't need those gloves.

  • This one's from @ashar0.

  • He says, "This year I opened my brother's present early. He gave me this coloring book."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -At least it's not a scratch n' sniff.

  • I mean, that's --

  • This is from @emmaviverios. Viverios?

  • She says, "One year, my mom cut the plastic eyes off of my sister's old stuffed animals

  • so she could give them to our dog as toys.

  • She wrapped them, but forgot to label them.

  • Christmas morning, my sister opened her own childhood toys, without eyes."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Aah!

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • All -- All the toys had no eyes.

  • This one's from @danaelecrae.

  • She says, "My coworker gave me a squirrel shirt because she knows I love squirrels,

  • but I didn't love where its hands ended up."

  • Look at the photo. Hey, boy!

  • -Hey, now. -Hey, now.

  • -Squirrels like buns. -Hey, now.

  • This last one is from Nestle Toll House.

  • -Oh, the cookie makers. -They make the chocolate chips.

  • -Yeah. -They sent one in,

  • and they said the worst gift is "Oatmeal raisin cookies."

  • There you go. Not bad!

  • Not bad, Nestle! I like that!

  • Toll House! There you have it.

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