-Here's how this works. -Okay.

-I'm going to ask you for some silly words --

nouns, verbs, adjectives, et cetera.

We'll do that, they'll be written onto cue cards,

and then, we'll act out a dramatic Mad Libs scene.

-Sure. -Okay, here we go.

-Okay, this is great. -Right?

-Yeah. -Give me an adjective.

-Ah, flamboyant.

[ Laughter ]

-Flamboyant. -Mm-hmm.

Really making our cue-card guys work.

Pet name. -Winston.

-Wow, that was really fast. Nickname for a kid.

-Jimmy Bill Bob.

[ Laughter ]

-What?

That's a nickname for a kid? -Yeah. Jimmy Bill Bob.

-Type of profession. -Late-night host.

[ Laughter ]

-What would you shout if you stubbed your toe?

-Falafel!

[ Laughter ]

-Give me a number.

-6-8-0-1.

-Gosh. [ Laughter ]

Give me a made-up fact about chickens.

-They can fly. -Oh.

-Two words that rhyme.

-Fallon, talon.

[ Laughter ]

-You don't have to make the whole thing about me.

Type of food.

-Ooh. That's a tough one.

I'll let you go with that one.

-What? No. -I have to do it?

-This is a game. It's fun.

Say any food. -Ballpark hot dog.

-Ballpark hot dog. [ Laughter ]

These are the most interesting answers I've ever played.

Type of drink.

-A Rob Roy. [ Laughter ]

-What?! -It's a Manhattan with a --

-I know what that is, but no kid knows what a Rob Roy is!

-They do now. Rob Roys for everyone!

-Rob Roys for everyone here.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Rob Roy is great.

A verb ending in "-ing."

-Uh, begrudging? No, that's begrudgingly?

No, no. Uh...

Um, running, running, running. -Running, very good.

Running. -I had to go basic.

I was trying to go complicated.

-Advice that you would give a shy teenager?

-Stay golden, Pony Boy.

[ Laughter and applause ]

-These are the best answers ever.

Stay golden, Pony Boy. Oh my gosh.

-It's a safe one. -Another good reference.

Oh, my gosh. [ Laughing ]

Body part.

-Perineum.

[ Laughter ]

-I'm gonna have to give my cue-card guy

mouth-to-mouth after perineum.

-Well, I can't -- I mean, that's --

You want to go medical on that. -No, no, perineum.

Is that something?

-Oh, it's the space between -- -Okay, got you.

[ Laughter ]

That's not what that song is about.

That's not what that song is about.

-That is for me. -No, it is not.

-That's how Dave Matthews speaks to me!

-That's not what it's about. That's not what it's about.

Oh, my gosh. -Here we are.

-No, I know. This is great.

Object.

-Protractor.

[ Laughter ]

-A plural noun.

-Puppies. -Aww.

-Puppies. -Aww.

-Plural animals. -Dragons.

[ Laughter ]

-What would you say if you found out

you got an A-plus on your chemistry test?

-"Teacher, my name's not Dave!"

[ Laughter ]

-Oh, my gosh.

-'Cause I wouldn't -- I would never...

-Got it. All right, we're almost done.

Give me a color.

-Hmm, sea breeze.

[ Laughter ]

-Sea breeze is a color? I got to get my Crayola set.

Another profession.

-WWE superstar. -Hey.

[ Cheers and applause ] -Hey.

Couple of fans in the house. -Yeah.

Two more. Another body part.

-[ Laughs ]

-Can I say anus? -No!

Yes, you can. Yes, you can.

You can say it. -It's a part.

-And a verb.

-Uh, jump.

-There we go. Perfect.

All right, we filled it out.

We are ready for our scene.

I'm gonna hand this in to the computer.

[ Laughter ]

And then they're going to go on the cue cards.

Are you ready to perform our scene?

-Let's do this! -Yes! Let's go!

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

-Ah, I love Christmas.

It's the most flamboyant time of the year.

[ Laughter ]

[ Chuckles ] Hey, what's wrong?

-There's something I have to tell you, Winston.

-What is it, Jimmy Bill Bob?

[ Laughter ]

I'm your brother and your best late night host.

You can tell me anything.

-Well, this isn't easy, but here goes.

I don't believe in Santa Claus.

-Falafel!

[ Laughter ]

-Hey, hey.

I understand why you would react that way.

We've been writing Santa Letters every day

for the past 6-8-0-1 decades.

[ Laughter ]

-This is more shocking than when I found out chickens can fly.

[ Laughter ]

What made you stop believing?

-All I wanted for Christmas

was the most popular toy everyone had, the Fallon Talon.

[ Laughter ]

I left Santa a plate of ballpark hot dogs

and a glass of Rob Roy,

but on Christmas morning,

there was nothing under the tree.

So I ran to my room and started running.

[ Laughter and applause ]

-[ Chuckles ]

[ Laughter continues ]

-Little bro, I'm gonna tell you

the same thing Dad used to tell me every night before bed.

[ Laughter ]

-[ Breathes deeply ]

[ Laughter continues ]

-[ Coughing ]

-Yes? What -- What is that?

-Stay golden, Pony Boy.

[ Laughter and applause ]

[ Cymbal crashes ]

Stay golden -- Stay golden, Pony Boy.

[ Laughter ]

-Truer words have never been spoken.

-Look, all you have to do is look deep...

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughter ]

...within your per--

[ Laughter ]

"Perenium."

-Perineum. -Perineum.

[ Laughter and applause ]

You remember Dad used to say that, as well.

[ Laughter ]

You got to look deep... for the holiday spirit.

Come on, man. You can do it.

-You're right, brother.

The holidays are magical.

Decorating the Christmas protractor.

[ Laughter ]

Hanging the puppies on the mantel.

[ Laughter ]

And spending time with all my dragons.

[ Laughter ]

I believe again!

There is a Santa Claus!

-Teacher, my name's not Dave!

-You know, the best part about believing in Santa

is getting to sing my favorite song with you.

-[ Laughs ]

You sure you don't want to do it by yourself?

[ Laughter ]

-Which is...? -What is the song?

-"Rudolph the sea-breeze-nosed WWE superstar."

[ Laughter ]

Man, I screwed myself on that. -That is my favorite song.

Let's sing! [ Clears throat ]

♪ Rudolph the sea-breeze-nosed WWE superstar ♪

♪ Had a very shiny anus ♪

[ Laughter ]

♪ And if you ever saw it ♪

-Jumped.

-♪ You would even say it jumped ♪

And scene. Go run to your room.

Go run to your room and start running!

Let's go run to your room.

-That's the scene. John Cena, everybody!