(ominous laughter)

Happy Shocktober, y'all! You can't really tell

from the bare whiteness surrounding me,

but I'm getting ready to host

a super spooky party!

It should be a real Halloween blast!

(laughter)

[Pear] Yeah, it better not be that kind of

blast, dude.

[Orange] Why, Pear, I have no idea

what you're talking about!

(laughs)

But before I can throw my party,

I need to decorate.

[Pear] That's why today, Orange and I

are showing you how to decorate for Halloween.

[Orange] As we all know, Halloween

is all about being scary, so Step 1 is

to come up with the scariest ideas you can.

[Pear] That's right, like vampires.

[Orange] Hippos!

[Pear] Mummies!

[Orange] Hippos on tricycles!

[Pear] Spiders!

[Orange] Hippos with eight legs who weave webs

with their butts!

[Pear] Okay, Orange, what the heck are you

talking about? Eight legs? Webs

coming out of butts?

- [Orange] What? You said spiders.

[Pear] Well yeah, but nobody decorates

for Halloween using hippos.

- [Orange] They don't? Oh man, they should!

Nothin's scarier than a hippo's butt web

coming straight atcha!

(fart noise)

(Orange groans)

[Pear] Okay, a butt web, that's really what you

think is scary?

[Orange] (groans)

Say butt webs again!

(fart noise)

I got chills just hearing you say it!

(laughs)

[Pear] (groans) Moving on!

[Orange] Okay, okay. Step 2: Once you've

decided on your super scary decorations,

it's time to make them.

[Pear] And for that, you're gonna need

crafting supplies.

- [Orange] Definitely. For vampires,

go to the craft store and buy a vampire.

(Vampire groans)

[Orange] For mummies, use a summoning chant,

and one will arrive on your doorstep

by the next full moon!

(Mummy groans)

[Orange] For spiders, go into the woods

and find a rusty, old shack.

- [Pear] Hold on, we're talking about decorations

dude, not the real things.

[Orange] (laughs)

But authenticity makes for better decor,

does it not?

(laughs ominously)

[Pear] Okay, you're telling me you're gonna

invite a real vampire and mummy into your home?

And you're gonna hang real spiders on the wall?

[Orange] Why not? I don't even have to hang

them up, they're already there!

(laughs ominously)

(spooky noises)

[Pear] (groans) Orange, your party decorations

sound like a complete nightmare!

[Orange] Thank you. That was the goal!

(laughs ominously)

[Pear] (groans)

I guess I should just be thankful you

didn't decorate the party with TNT.

[Orange] Oh! Thanks for reminding me, I

totally forgot to do a TNT summoning chant.

[Pear] A what?

(chanting)

Pear] Wait, wait, don't do that!

[Orange] Too late, just did.

[Pear] (gasps) Okay, well it doesn't seem

like it worked.

[Orange] Ah well, hopefully my party'll

still be bangin'!

(laughs maniacally)

(doorbell chimes)

[Orange] Oh! The guests must be starting

to arrive!

[Mummy] (groans)

[Orange] Mummy! So glad you could come to my party.

[Pear] Oh, wait, wait, wait. If you summoned

a real mummy, then that means --

[Orange] You brought a gift? Aw, Mummy, that's so

lit!

(laughs evilly)

[Pear] No!

(explosion)

(spooky music)