>>ALEX?

>>HM?

>>ALEX, WAKE UP!

WE'VE BEEN TAKEN HOSTAGE.

>>WHAT?

LIKE IN THE MOVIES?

>>YES.

I AM A SPY.

I'VE BEEN UNDERCOVER

FOR THE LAST THREE YEARS.

>>WHOA.

MY GIRLFRIEND IS A SPY.

THAT'S REALLY HOT.

>>NO!

IT IS NOT HOT!

WE ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER.

WELL, IT'S KIND OF HOT.

>>ARE YOU ALSO SECRETLY BRITISH?

>>WHAT?

NO.

>>OH.

NOW THAT WOULD BE HOT.

>>THE FIRST THING WE NEED

TO DO IS TAKE OFF THESE BAGS.

>>ROGER THAT.

>>WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>>SHAKING MY BAG OFF.

IT'S NOT WORKING.

I'M DIZZY.

>>NO.

OKAY, LEAN YOUR HEAD BACK AND

USE MY HEAD TO PUSH THE BAG OFF.

OKAY, NOW YOU TRY.

>>OKAY.

>>YOU'RE JUST CUDDLING.

>>I KNOW.

I GOT DISTRACTED.

>>WHATEVER, JUST LEAVE IT ON.

LET'S STAND UP ON THREE.

>>OKAY.

>>ONE, TWO, THREE.

>>OW!

>>PUSH AGAINST MY BACK.

>>I'M TRYING!

>>USE YOUR LEGS!

>>OH!

>>AH!

>>UGH.

OKAY.

>>OKAY.

>>HERE WE ARE.

>>MAN, WE MAKE

SUCH A GREAT TEAM,

LIKE JASON BOURNE AND

THAT GIRL WHO DIED.

WAIT, I'M THE GIRL.

>>SIT BACK DOWN.

>>I JUST STOOD UP.

>>SOMEONE IS COMING.

>>OH.

>>LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE

STILL UNCONSCIOUS.

>>THEY COULD WAKE UP

WHEN THEY'RE SLEEPING

WITH THE FISHES.

[LAUGHS]

>>THAT DOESN'T MAKE

A LOT OF SENSE.

>>JUST SHUT UP, OKAY?

>>THIS IS THE COOLEST THING

TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME.

>>OH, WELL LOOK WHO'S AWAKE.

>>WHOA.

YOU'VE GOT AN EYE PATCH!

THAT'S SO EVIL.

ARE YOU GUYS LIKE ARCH

NEMESIS FROM 20 YEARS AGO?

NATALIE TOOK OUT YOUR

EYE AND YOU WERE LIKE,

"OH NO!

"MY EYE!

"YOU HAVEN'T SEEN

THE LAST OF ME!"

AND NATALIE WAS LIKE,

"WELL, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN

"THE LAST OF ME EITHER AND

NOW YOU HAVE ONE EYE!"

>>YOU TOLD HIM MY BACK-STORY?

>>NO!

>>IS MY LIFE THAT CLICHÉ?

>>NO, IT'S OKAY.

WE WAITED A LONG TIME

TO CATCH AGENT 007-D3.

>>SO YOU ARE BRITISH?

100 PERCENT.

>>I KNEW IT!

>>FOLLOW MY LEAD!

>>WHAT?

[GUNSHOT]

>>[SCREAMS]

YOU SHOT MY LEG!

>>OKAY, STAND UP!

>>OH, MY LEG!

>>YOU CAN DO IT!

>>BEHIND YOU!

[GUNSHOT]

>>OH!

YOU SHOT MY ARM!

>>ENOUGH OF THIS.

[GUNSHOT]

>>[SCREAMS]

YOU SHOT ME AGAIN!

AND YOU DODGED THE BULLET.

THAT'S REALLY HOT.

>>WHY ARE YOU DATING THIS GUY?

>>[SCREAMS]

>>I DON'T THINK I CAN WALK.

>>LIFT YOUR LEGS.

>>I'VE GOT WHOLES IN ME.

>>THANK YOU FOR

WATCHING THAT VIDEO.

MAKE SURE TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE.

>>YEAH, COMMENT BELOW AND SHARE

THIS VIDEO WITH WHOEVER IN YOUR

LIFE MIGHT BE A SECRET AGENT.

>>MY GRANDMA.

>>ISN'T YOUR GRANDMA LIKE 90?

>>YES.

SHE CANNOT SEE OR HEAR,

BUT SHE STILL DRIVES.

>>SHE CANNOT BE A SAFE

DRIVER OR A SECRET AGENT.

>>THAT'S WHAT SHE

WANTS YOU TO THINK.

>>WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS?

>>DO WHAT?

>>YOU ALWAYS DO THIS TO ME.

>>I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

AM I MAKING YOU

LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT?

BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE

YOU'RE DOING THAT-

>>THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT

I'M TALKING ABOUT.

YOU ALWAYS DO THIS THING.

>>I DON'T DO WHAT-

>>SEE.

YOU'RE NOT EVEN FROM VENEZUELA,

AREN'T YOU FROM LIKE

MONTANA OR SOMETHING?

>>YES, BUT I PICKED UP THIS

ACCENT FROM A STOWAWAY

NAMED FRED WHO WAS SPANISH.

>>AND NO ONE OWNS A

SNAKESKIN EYE PATCH.

WHAT IS THIS?

>>THEY DO IF THEY KILL A SNAKE

AND THEY DON'T HAVE A PIRATE

NEAR BY TO BORROW HIS PATCH.

SO I HAD TO MAKE DUE.

I THINK I DID A PRETTY GOOD JOB.

>>WHO ARE YOU LOOKING AT?