assigned seating at the movie theater?

在電影院指定座位？

- Because sometimes one of the rows is full of teens

- 因為有的時候，其中一排都是十幾歲的小孩

and, I don't know just looking at the screen.

而且，我不知道只是看著螢幕。

- But you can see where the groups are

- 但你可以看到團體在哪裡

when you look at the screen.

當你看著螢幕。

- Right, and sometimes I have to sit next to a group anyway.

- 對，反正有時候我也得坐在一群人旁邊。

I don't like assigned seating in a movie theater.

我不喜歡電影院裡的指定座位。

- But why not?

- 但為什麼不呢？

You have to like this!

你一定要喜歡這個！

It's driving me crazy!

我都快瘋了！

- I like what I like.

- 我喜歡我喜歡的東西。

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

I think, we can all agree this conversation sucks.

我想，我們都同意這個對話很爛。

- But listen, Rega,

- 但聽著，雷加。

isn't it how wrong is? - Okay.

是不是錯得離譜？- 好吧，我知道了

Who wants ice cream?

誰想吃冰激凌？

- Nah, I'm not really that into ice cream.

- 不，我不是很喜歡吃冰激凌。

- What?

- 什麼？

- Oh, I'm just not that into ice cream.

- 哦，我只是不喜歡吃冰激凌。

(short laugh)

（短笑）

- Wait, so,

- 等等，像這樣。

so like,

所以喜歡。

like you don't like ice cream

就像你不喜歡吃冰激凌一樣

because you like frozen yogurt better?

因為你更喜歡冰凍酸奶？

- No, I kinda hate all of it.

- 不，我有點討厭這一切。

- Explain yourself.

- 解釋一下自己。

- Well, I guess ice cream is just too sweet for me.

- 我猜冰激凌對我來說太甜了。

- How many kinds have you had?

- 你吃過多少種？

- I don't know, a few?

- 我不知道，幾個？

(chair squeaks)

（椅子吱吱作響）

- Oh, yeah, a few flavors,

- 哦，對了，有幾種口味。

okay, that makes sense.

好吧，這是有道理的。

Except it doesn't!

除非它沒有！

Okay, Rav?

好吧，拉夫？

Ice cream is amazing!

冰淇淋太神奇了!

You can't possibly dislike

你不可能不喜歡

every flavor of ice cream, okay?

每種口味的冰淇淋，好嗎？

Vanilla? - Nah.

香草？- 沒有

- Chocolate? - No.

- 巧克力？- 不知道

- Green tea?

- 綠茶？

- Ooh, what's in that?

- 哦，那裡面是什麼？

- Green tea.

- 綠茶。

- Pass.

- 通過。

- You are insane!

- 你瘋了！

- Why?

- 為什麼？

Look, you like what you like,

你看，你喜歡你喜歡的東西。

I like what I like.

我喜歡我喜歡的東西。

No biggie.

沒什麼大不了的。

- It is a biggie, okay?

- 這是一個大問題，好嗎？

Because we are best friends.

因為我們是最好的朋友。

- No.

- 不知道

- Some would even say twin detectives?

- 有人甚至會說是雙胞胎偵探？

- No one has said that.

- 沒有人說過。

- So if you don't like what I like,

- 所以如果你不喜歡我喜歡的東西。

what are we even gonna talk about?

什麼是我們甚至會談論？

- Not ice cream?

- 不吃冰激凌？

It seems pretty easy to find something else.

看來找別的東西很容易。

- Bite your tongue!

- 咬住你的舌頭！

Witch!

巫婆！

He's a witch,

他是個巫婆

he's a witch!

他是個巫婆！

We have a witch in town!

我們鎮上來了個女巫！

- Hey, hey, hey! No, no, no,

- 嘿，嘿，嘿！不，不，不。

no, no! - We have a witch

不，不！

on on hands!

手上

- Okay, Right!

- 好吧，好吧！

- Witch!

- 巫婆！

- Most people do enjoy getting ice cream

- 大多數人都喜歡吃冰激凌

so, you would think it'd be a safe bet

穩賺不賠

as a thing to bond over

廝守

and I'm not giving you that.

我不會給你的。

But I swear to God,

但我向上帝發誓

we can do literally anything else.

我們可以做任何字面上的其他事情。

(chair squeaks)

（椅子吱吱作響）

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

(chair squeaks)

（椅子吱吱作響）

Wanna get a coffee?

想喝咖啡嗎？

- Oh no, I don't drink caffeine.

- 哦，不，我不喝咖啡因。

- You are driving me insane!

- 你要把我逼瘋了！

(loud crashing)

（巨大的崩潰）

Just like the same things as me!

就像和我一樣的東西!

- Why?

- 為什麼？

- Because, it makes things easier

- 因為，這讓事情變得更簡單

for me personally.

對我個人來說。

- Just because we don't like the same thing

- 就因為我們不喜歡同樣的東西。

does not make me a worse friend

不患寡而患不均

or even mean that we have nothing in common.

甚至意味著我們沒有任何共同點。

We both like Frasier.

我們都喜歡Frasier

- True.

- 沒錯

- And ramen, and dogs, and shitting on Trap.

- 還有拉麵，還有狗，還有在特拉普身上拉屎。

- What?

- 什麼？

- And, museums and bowling.

- 還有，博物館和保齡球。

- And, cooking and traveling.

- 還有，做飯和旅行。

- And, hiking and zoos.

- 還有，徒步旅行和動物園。

- And, farting and dancing!

- 還有，放屁和跳舞!

- And, books and TV and movies!

- 還有，書、電視和電影!

- Well, (laughs) I don't really like movies that much.

- 好吧，（笑）我並不那麼喜歡電影。

- What?

- 什麼？

- I don't know, I'm more of a TV person.

- 我不知道，我比較喜歡看電視。

- That doesn't mean that you have to not like movies!

- 這並不意味著你要不喜歡電影!

- Rav, come on.

- 拉夫，來吧。

I like what I like, you like what you like.

我喜歡我喜歡的，你喜歡你喜歡的。

It's just like you said.

就像你說的那樣。

- No!

- 不！

That was some bullshit that I was saying

我剛才說的都是廢話

when we were talking about your dumb ass shit.

當我們談論你的愚蠢的屁股狗屎，

You don't like all movies?

你不喜歡所有的電影？

- I dunno.

- 我不知道。

- Scorsese?

- 斯科塞斯？

- Eh.

- 誒。

- DuVernay?

- 杜弗納？

- She seems super cool.

- 她似乎超級酷。

- Kubrick?

- 庫布里克？

- More like who brick.

- 更像是誰的磚頭。

- Spike Lee.

- 斯派克-李

- It's like an adverb?

- 這就像一個副詞？

- Spielberg!

- 斯皮爾伯格！

- Who is she?

- 她是誰？

- Witch!

- 巫婆！

Witch!

巫婆！

She's a witch!

她是個巫婆！

She's a witch!

她是個巫婆！

- Yikes town!

- 呀，鎮！

Okay, who wants to get ice cream?

好吧，誰想吃冰激凌？

- I can't, I gotta leave early,

- 不行，我得早點走。

I'm going to a movie

我要去看電影

and I wanna go get seats.

我想去拿座位。

- Grant!

- 格蘭特！