assigned seating at the movie theater?

- Because sometimes one of the rows is full of teens

and, I don't know just looking at the screen.

- But you can see where the groups are

when you look at the screen.

- Right, and sometimes I have to sit next to a group anyway.

I don't like assigned seating in a movie theater.

- But why not?

You have to like this!

It's driving me crazy!

- I like what I like.

- Okay.

I think, we can all agree this conversation sucks.

- But listen, Rega,

isn't it how wrong is? - Okay.

Who wants ice cream?

- Nah, I'm not really that into ice cream.

- What?

- Oh, I'm just not that into ice cream.

(short laugh)

- Wait, so,

so like,

like you don't like ice cream

because you like frozen yogurt better?

- No, I kinda hate all of it.

- Explain yourself.

- Well, I guess ice cream is just too sweet for me.

- How many kinds have you had?

- I don't know, a few?

(chair squeaks)

- Oh, yeah, a few flavors,

okay, that makes sense.

Except it doesn't!

Okay, Rav?

Ice cream is amazing!

You can't possibly dislike

every flavor of ice cream, okay?

Vanilla? - Nah.

- Chocolate? - No.

- Green tea?

- Ooh, what's in that?

- Green tea.

- Pass.

- You are insane!

- Why?

Look, you like what you like,

I like what I like.

No biggie.

- It is a biggie, okay?

Because we are best friends.

- No.

- Some would even say twin detectives?

- No one has said that.

- So if you don't like what I like,

what are we even gonna talk about?

- Not ice cream?

It seems pretty easy to find something else.

- Bite your tongue!

Witch!

He's a witch,

he's a witch!

We have a witch in town!

- Hey, hey, hey! No, no, no,

no, no! - We have a witch

on on hands!

- Okay, Right!

- Witch!

- Most people do enjoy getting ice cream

so, you would think it'd be a safe bet

as a thing to bond over

and I'm not giving you that.

But I swear to God,

we can do literally anything else.

(chair squeaks)

- Okay.

(chair squeaks)

Wanna get a coffee?

- Oh no, I don't drink caffeine.

- You are driving me insane!

(loud crashing)

Just like the same things as me!

- Why?

- Because, it makes things easier

for me personally.

- Just because we don't like the same thing

does not make me a worse friend

or even mean that we have nothing in common.

We both like Frasier.

- True.

- And ramen, and dogs, and shitting on Trap.

- What?

- And, museums and bowling.

- And, cooking and traveling.

- And, hiking and zoos.

- And, farting and dancing!

- And, books and TV and movies!

- Well, (laughs) I don't really like movies that much.

- What?

- I don't know, I'm more of a TV person.

- That doesn't mean that you have to not like movies!

- Rav, come on.

I like what I like, you like what you like.

It's just like you said.

- No!

That was some bullshit that I was saying

when we were talking about your dumb ass shit.

You don't like all movies?

- I dunno.

- Scorsese?

- Eh.

- DuVernay?

- She seems super cool.

- Kubrick?

- More like who brick.

- Spike Lee.

- It's like an adverb?

- Spielberg!

- Who is she?

- Witch!

Witch!

She's a witch!

She's a witch!

- Yikes town!

Okay, who wants to get ice cream?

- I can't, I gotta leave early,

I'm going to a movie

and I wanna go get seats.

- Grant!