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>>[GASPING]
>>WE SEARCHED THE WHOLE
WOODS AND FOUND NO ONE.
THE KILLER IS ONE OF US.
>>THAT MEANS,
WHOEVER WROTE THIS NOTE
PLANS TO MURDER EVERYONE
BEFORE HELP ARRIVES!
>>WE CAN'T CONTACT ANYONE!
HE CUT OFF THE PHONE LINES!
>>WHAT?
>>OR SHE.
>>HEY!
>>[TALKING]
>>CALM DOWN!
CALM DOWN EVERYONE!
LET'S THINK THIS THROUGH.
THE KILLER COULD BE ANY OF US.
SARAH, A RICH GIRL USED
TO GETTING HER WAY.
MICHAEL,
A HUNTER WHO KILLS FOR SPORT.
JAMES, HE'S TOTALLY SINGLE.
>>YEAH, IT'S TRUE AND
HE'S NOT EVEN YOUNG.
>>UH.
>>WE JUST HAVE TO FIGURE
OUT WHAT KIND OF PERSON
COMMITS MASS MURDER;
MALE OR FEMALE,
RICH OR POOR,
IN A RELATIONSHIP OR JAMES.
>>THAT'S REALLY NOT RELEVANT.
>>OKAY, I'M NOT GOING TO
BEAT AROUND THE BUSH.
I THINK IT WAS HENRY AND BETH!
>>[GASPS]
>>WHAT?
>>OR JAMES AND NO ONE.
>>YOU COULD HAVE
JUST SAID JAMES.
>>YOU MAY BE RIGHT,
BUT WHAT DROVE THE
KILLER TO DO THIS?
REVENGE, GREED,
FEELING LIKE A CREEPER WHEN HE
WENT TO DISNEY LAND BY HIMSELF?
>>OH, COME ON!
>>LOOK, WE'RE NOT SAFE
AND UNTIL WE ARE NO ONE
SHOULD LEAVE THE GROUP.
>>OKAY.
>>WE EITHER SURVIVE TOGETHER
OR DIE ALONE, LIKE JAMES.
>>YEAH.
>>HERE!
HERE!
>>WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
JEREMY'S ALSO SINGLE.
>>HIS WIFE WAS
LITERALLY JUST MURDERED.
>>I'M JUST SAYING.
>>THAT'S A VERY
SINGLE THING TO SAY.
>>YEAH.
>>HERE, TAKE THESE
WEAPONS IN CASE WE NEED
TO DEFEND OURSELVES.
>>WAIT, HEY!
DON'T I GET ONE?
>>OH, NO.
I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU'D WANT
HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT.
YOU KNOW, PHYSICAL TOUCH.
>>REALLY?
>>WAIT A SECOND,
HOW DID YOU KNOW WHERE
THE WEAPONS WERE?
>>YEAH!
>>AND ALSO, WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO THAT LIZ GIRL?
>>YEAH, SHE WAS NICE!
>>WE MUTUALLY BROKE UP.
>>SO SHE DUMPED YOU?
>>NO!
MUTUAL MEANS WE AGREED.
>>AGREED THAT SHE
WAS DUMPING YOU?
>>OKAY.
SINGLE PEOPLE ARE NOT
SECOND-CLASS CITIZENS.
OKAY?
WE'RE NOT GROWN UP CHILDREN
AND IT'S FINE IF I DON'T-
>>JAMES, JAMES, JAMES,
LET'S JUST CALM DOWN OKAY?
I'VE GOT A REALLY CUTE COUSIN
I COULD SET YOU UP WITH AND IF-
OH, WAIT.
NO, I KILLED HER TOO.
UM, NO, BUT MY AUNT SHE'S OLD,
BUT I THINK YOU'D DIG HER.
>>WAIT, WAIT.
DID YOU GUYS JUST
HEAR WHAT SHE SAID?
>>YEAH.
YOU NEED TO MEET THAT AUNT.
>>SERIOUSLY.
>>YEAH, SEE?
>>HEY GUYS!
THANKS FOR WATCHING.
>>WHAT ABOUT MRS. SMIES?
SHE'S A RECENT WIDOWER.
>>JUST SHOW US SOME LOVE AND
CLICK THAT SUBSCRIBE BUTTON.
>>OR THAT JANITOR
FROM YOUR WORK?
FREE CLEANING SUPPLIES FOR LIFE!
>>LEAVE A COMMENT BELOW-
>>OR JAMIE!
>>SHE ONLY HAS ONE EYE.
>>YEAH, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL EYE.
>>UM, LEAVE A COMMENT
BELOW ABOUT-
>>ABOUT WHO JAMES
SHOULD END UP WITH!
RIGHT?
LOOK HOW SAD HE IS.
HE REALLY NEEDS SOMEONE.