*Oompa-Loompas giggling*

What's so funny?

I think it's from all those doggone cocoa beans.

Hey by the way, did you guys know that chocolate...

...contains a property that triggers the release of endorphins.

Gives one the feeling of being in love.

You don't say.

All aboard!

Onward!

*Oompa-Loompas singing throughout*

Here!

Try some of this, it'll do you good.

You look starved to death.

It's great!

That's because it's mixed by a waterfall.

The waterfall is most important, mixes the chocolate.

Turns it up, makes it light and frothy.

And by the way, no other factory in the world-

You already said that.

You're all quite short, aren't you?

Well yeah. We're children.

Well that is no excuse, I was never as short as you.

You were once.

Was not!

Know why?

Because I distinctly remember putting a hat on top of my head.

Look at your short little arms.

You could never reach.

Do you even remember what it was like being a kid?

Oh boy, do I!

*Hard pounding indicating faster speed*

How can they see where they're going?

They can't.

There's no knowing where they're going.

Switch on the lights!

People!

Keep an eye out. We're passing some very important rooms here.

What do you use hair cream for?

So I can moisture.

"Whipped Cream".

Precisely. *laughing*

That doesn't make sense.

For your information, little girl:

Whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all...

...unless it's been whipped with whips.

Everybody knows that.

Stop the boat!

I wanna show you guys something.