#homecomingfail stories from you guys.

來自各位的 #崩壞返校日

This first one's from @StevecarlsonWF.

第一則來自 @StevecarlsonWF

He says, "I nervously asked the girl I liked,

他說：「我緊張地問一個我喜歡的女生

'Do you want to go to homecoming?'

『妳想參加返校日嗎?』

When she said yes, I was still so nervous

當她說想的時候，我太緊張了

that for some reason, I blurted out, 'Cool. With who?'"

不知道為何，我迸出：『好喔 ! 那跟誰呢 ?』」

"I-I-I'm just doing a survey.

「我...只是在做個調查

I want to know who's going with who."

我想知道誰和誰去而已。」

This one's from @boobearmelly.

這則來自 @boobearmelly

She says, "Nelly's song 'Get Your Eagle On' was playing.

她說：「Nelly 的一首歌『M 型腿開開』在播放時

I dropped down so low, my pants split down the middle.

我慢慢地下腰，褲子的三角窗裂開

All my friends had to huddle around me

我的朋友必須擁著我

and dance me out of the gym."

和我一起「跳出」健身房。」

I mean, that's what friends are for, man.

真的是齁，共患難見真情，老兄

That's what friends are for.

共患難見真情

This one's from @airmailbird.

這則來自 @airmailbird

She says, "My friend's dad rented a limo

她說：「我朋友的爸爸為了他的返校日

for him and his homecoming date, but he was also their chauffeur

租了一台轎車，但他爸爸也是司機

and gave them 'The Talk' on the way there."

並一路給他們『說教』。」

"When a man and woman love each other..."

「男女相愛時呢...」

This one's from @dackjaniels.

這則來自 @dackjaniels.

Nice.

有梗

Not Jack Daniels. Dack Janiels, man.

不是那個 Jack Daniels 喔，是 Dack Janiels 喔，老兄

Dack Janiels. I get it.

Dack Janiels。我瞭了

He says, "I only knew one dance move

他說：「我只知道一種舞蹈動作

that I learned from an M.C. Hammer music video,

是我從 M.C. Hammer MV 學來的

and I danced that one move all night.

我一整晚都跳那支舞

My date asked if I knew anything else,

我的舞伴問我還會不會其他的

so I tried an impromptu spin move

所以，我即興地旋轉、跳躍、我閉著眼

and accidentally slapped her in the face."

不小心給她摑掌了。」

This guy's a disaster!

真是場災難

Go home. That is a fail.

回家洗洗睡吧 ! 魯蛇

Mr. Janiels

Janiels 先生幫幫忙

This one's from @MCDani9214.

這則來自 @MCDani9214.

She says, "My date really loved the song

她說：「我的舞伴很愛 James Blunt 的

'You're Beautiful,' by James Blunt.

『You're Beautiful』

When it came on, he said he needed to

音樂來的時候，他說他需要

feel this one on his own

獨處一下

and went to a corner and danced with himself."

所以他就到角落去跟自己跳舞了。」

-"You're Beautiful"? -What?

-哪門子的「You're Beautiful」? - 什麼？

You're beautiful

像這樣 ?

Can I be blunt?

我會是那個呆滯的 Blunt 嗎?

This one's from @burninglegacies.

這則來自 @burninglegacies

She says, "Our homecoming had a low budget,

她說，「我們的返校活動撙節中

so we got an elderly deejay who played songs off YouYube.

所以我們只好請了位年長 DJ 用 YouTube 放音樂

We spent half the dance waiting for ads to be over."

結果我們有一半的時間都在等廣告。」

"I like this Geico ad."

「這個 Geico 廣告拍得不錯喔 !」

"Pretty good."

「不錯喔 !」

"Hold on a second."

「快好了。」

This last one's from @VIPrice.

最後一則來自 @VIPrice

He says, "My mom chaperoned our homecoming.

他說：「我媽是我們返校活動的年長女伴代表

She showed up a little tipsy and ended up

她出場時有點茫了，最後

leading the whole school in doing the 'Thriller' dance."

全校都在跳 Michael Jackson 的月球漫步

There you have it.

以上是今天

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我們的【今夜秀】

Check out more of our favorites.

更多我們的最愛

Go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.

都在 tonightshow.com/hashtags