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  • Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite

  • "I lost a bet" stories from you guys.

  • This first one is from @ughimtiredd.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • I bet my sister I could eat an entire spoonful of salt.

  • We both lost, because two seconds later I threw up all over her.

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • -Oh. -That's a bad bet.

  • This one's from @kingedhill.

  • Once I bet my 12-year-old brother that he wouldn't have the guts to hit my uncle in the crotch.

  • He won the bet and everyone got grounded for a month.

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • That's a good bet.

  • Come on, you gotta.

  • This one's from @JamesBoesen.

  • I lost a bet and now I have a tattoo under my belly button that says "Fun Size" with an arrow pointing down.

  • And even worse,I had to pay for it.

  • -That's it. -Oh.

  • -Why? -That's a bad --

  • That's a bad bet.

  • This one from @whoopiepie10.

  • I once bet that I could get my parakeet to land on my finger.

  • I opened the cage and he flew out the window.

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • Lost two things that day.

  • This one's from @MisterWhitworth.

  • -Hmm. -Wow.

  • -I like that. Yeah. -Yeah. Classic.

  • Sounds like a syrup. [ Laughter ]

  • I bet my friend $50 that he wouldn't play the song "Moto Psycho" by Megadeth on repeat in his car,

  • with the volume all the way up, for an entire month.

  • Joke was on me - he was my ride to school every day.

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • Why'd you make the bet in the first place?

  • This one's from @Michaelbrunette.

  • I once jokingly bet my soul to a buddy of mine while playing darts.

  • He stills calls me in the middle of the night to remind me I have no soul.

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • [ Laughs ]

  • This is pretty funny. This is bizarre.

  • This one's from @Clarky Lawson.

  • -That's a good name. -Clarky Lawson.

  • This is @Clarky Lawson98.

  • My friend bet that the Patriots would win the Super Bowl this year.

  • This was his punishment. Look at this tattoo.

  • [ Audience "ohhs", laughs ]

  • -Never seen anything like that. -What?

  • Is that a storm trooper helmet?

  • That looks like a tasteful nude is what that was.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • With a storm trooper helmet.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Clarky! -It's a tasteful nude

  • with a storm trooper mask, yeah. -Yeah. Clarky.

  • The last one is from @Lewan34.

  • I bet my sister that if she passed her nursing exam

  • I got to name her future fourth kid.

  • Guess whose kid is going to be named Optimus Prime?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • #ShePassed."

  • There you have it!

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  • go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.

Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite

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