What would you do?

-Well, Patrick, I'm glad you asked that question.

I would give free Krabby Patties

To the whole darn town

-Not free!

-And if I saw a frown

Ah-ha! I'd turn it upside-down

And as for toxic waste

I don't care for the taste

So listen to my scheme

I'd change it into ice cream

And that's what I would do.

What would you do, Patrick?

-Ditto.