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  • Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite --

  • "My Weird Superstition" stories from you guys.

  • Here we go. This first one's from @JesseBetts11.

  • He says, "Whenever I'm home alone,

  • I always say, 'I see you'

  • before falling asleep just to see if anyone responds."

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • "Okay, okay. Then I'll leave then.

  • You can see me? I thought I was hiding but --"

  • -Yeah. -"All right."

  • This one's from @hasasimo.

  • He says, "My brother-in-law doesn't allow his mother

  • into the room if the Dallas Cowboys are winning.

  • If she's already in the room, he doesn't let her leave.

  • He's done this for over 20 years.

  • The cowboys haven't been to a Super Bowl in over 20 years."

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • Hey, leave your mom alone!

  • -It's his fault. -Yeah.

  • This one's from @NicolaFry1980.

  • She says, "When I take painkillers,

  • I have to whisper what's wrong with me first

  • like 'headache' or 'sore shoulder,'

  • or else the medicine won't know where to go."

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • "Sore shoulder."

  • -Mnh. -I like that one.

  • This one's from @RunningUnicorns.

  • Ohh.

  • How quaint.

  • She says, "I never eat the first Pringle

  • in a can, that' s the barrier Pringle.

  • I throw it away every time."

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • -What? Oh, yeah. -Yeah, no.

  • "No, no, no, that's the barrier Pringle.

  • Unh-unh. Nice try!"

  • -That's got factory germs on it. -"Nice try.

  • I don't want anything to do with that one."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • This one's from @timeofbacon.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Time of bacon. -Yeah.

  • He says, "Any time someone on TV winks, I have to wink back."

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • [ Audience cheering ]

  • "I see you!"

  • "Who?!"

  • This one's from @motownphyllie.

  • She says -- This is great. -What'd she say?

  • "When I was little, my mom told me that every grain

  • of rice I didn't finish in my dinner bowl

  • would be a zit on my future husband's face."

  • [ Audience "ohhs", laughter ]

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • What?! Oh, my goodness.

  • -Wow. -Oh.

  • This one's from @DarolineCavrnas.

  • She says, "I had a bad case of the hiccups,

  • and they finally went away when I talked about Sandra Bullock.

  • Now my brother and I will discuss Sandra Bullock

  • when one of us have hiccups and they always go away."

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • Really? That's the secret?

  • Stare at a spoon and just think of Sandra Bullock.

  • Yeah, Bandra Sullock.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [ Hiccups ] You just gave me hiccups.

  • Yeah, I gave you the hiccups.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • This last one's from @rtran1251.

  • You think that's a robot?

  • I hope so.

  • She says, "I halfway believe in aliens,

  • but I try my hardest not to think about them

  • because if they're real, they for sure read minds

  • and then they'd know that I know that they know."

  • Oh. Okay.

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • There you have it, those are "Tonight Show Hashtags."

  • To check out more of our favorites,

  • Go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.

Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite --

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