"If I Had a Superpower" tweets from you guys.

來自各位的「如果我有超能力」推文

Here we go. This first one is from @haylsann11.

開始吧。第一則來自 @haylsann11

She says...

她說......

My power would be to clap, and when I separate my hands a sandwich appears,

我的能力是拍個手然後把手分開後，三明治就會出現

filling the space between my hands.

填滿雙手中的空間

[ Laughter, applause ] That's fantastic.

[ 笑聲, 掌聲 ] 這太神了

Oh!

喔！

Three-foot hoagie.

三英尺的特大三明治

Oh, you got a three-foot hoagie, dude.

喔，你得到了三英尺的特大三明治，老兄

[ Laughs ]

[ 笑聲 ]

Yeah. Invite you to parties and stuff.

耶。邀請你去派對之類的

That'd be awesome.

一定很讚

Me and my three-foot hoagies.

我和我的三英尺特大三明治

If we slap hands and pull back, it's a party sub?

如果我們拍手然後往後拉，會不會變成派對潛艇堡？

[ Laughter ]

[ 笑聲 ]

This one's from @aking443 He says...

這則來自 @aking443 他說......

My superpower would be detecting whether someone is going in for the high five or the fist bump.

我的超能力是偵測是否有人要來跟我擊掌或撞我

[ Laughter ] It's like...

[ 笑聲 ] 這就像......

[ Applause ]

[ 掌聲 ]

This one's from @CNHolmberg. He says...

這則來自 @CNHolmberg。他說......

If I could have any superpower, it would be the ability to stretch my arm so I can actually reach the keypad on the drive-thru ATM.

如果我有超能力，我要讓手臂變長這樣就可以碰到得來速 ATM 的鍵盤了

[ Applause ] I can't do that.

[ 掌聲 ] 我做不到

Open the door.

打開門

What's that -- the tube?

那是啥 -- 管子？

Oh, the pneumatic tube at the banks? - Yeah.

喔，有生命的管子在銀行裡？- 是啊

-Yeah, that's good technology. -Those were back in the day.

- 是啊，很棒的技術。 - 在這天那些管子都回歸了。

That was great. [ Laughter ]

真的很棒 [ 笑聲 ]

-That's the future man. -That's the future man.

- 那是未來人 -那是未來人

Everybody's gonna go by tube.

每個人都變成橡膠人

[ Laughs ] Vrmm.

[ 笑聲 ] [ 管子伸長聲 ]

[ Laughter ]

[ 笑聲 ]

-We'll travel through tubes, man. -Yeah.

- 我們都將會透過管子旅行，老兄 -沒錯

[ Gags ]

[ 嘔嘔嘔 ]

This one's from @PhishAndFish,

這則來自 @PhishAndFish，

but the first "fish" is spelled with a "ph."

但是第一個「fish」是拼「ph」

Ooh, like the band. Like the jam band.

喔，像 band 和 jam band 一樣

Yeah, Phish. She says...

是的，Phish。她說......

I'd want the superpower to look into the future when I start any Netflix Series,

當我開始追 Netflix 的影集，我希望擁有超能力去調查未來

and see if I'm satisfied enough at the end that it's worth the time commitment.

看我對結局滿不滿意值得讓我奉獻時間在上面

[ Cheers and applause ] There we go.

[ 歡呼和掌聲 ] 這就對了。

-Wow. -That is -- That's a superpower.

- 哇 - 這是 --這是超能力

Fantastic.

太神了

[ Laughs ]

[ 笑聲 ]

Doesn't wanna know the ending.

不想知道結局

Just wants to know if she's satisfied.

只想知道她滿不滿意

This one's from @BridgePidge22.

這則來自 @BridgePidge22

BridgePidge22 She says...

@BridgePidge22 她說......

I want the superpower to always, in one try, turn the shower dial to "exactly the right hot.

我想要有超能力可以一次就把熱水轉到適合的溫度

[ Applause ] Ahh. Boop.

[ 掌聲 ] 啊。噗

Perfect.

完美

This one's from @GeorgeDarkow. He says...

這則來自 @GeorgeDarkow。他說......

My dream power would be the ability to successfully insert USB cables on the first try.

我夢想中的超能力就是一次就成功把 USB 插進插槽

[ Applause ]

[ 掌聲 ]

Nope!

不！

Flip it.

翻轉它

-Flip it. -And reverse it.

- 翻轉它 -然後反過來

And reverse it.

然後反過來

This one's from @jamiewboggs. He says...

這則來自 @jamiewboggs。他說......

My superpower would be "never encountering another human being in a public restroom, ever."

我的超能力是「不要在公廁遇到其他人類，從不。」

And there you go. Those are "The Tonight Show" hashtags.

就是這些了。這些是「今夜秀」的主題標籤

To check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.

看更多我們喜歡的推文，搜尋 tonightshow.com/hashtags