And as the Grinch, it's your job

而身為鬼靈精，你的工作就是

to always look grumpy and annoyed.

永遠都要看起來脾氣很暴躁

-Yes. -Take a look at this camera here

- 是的 -看一下這裡的攝影機

and give us your best Grinch.

給我們一個最棒的 Grinch

Side by side. Yeah.

比對一下，好

Two.

二

Yeah!

哇！

-That's a good -- That's a good Grinch.

- 真的是很棒 -- 很像 Grinch 耶

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ 歡呼和掌聲 ]

So, I thought I would put your Grinch to the test

所以，我想可以維持這張 Grinch 臉

by taking you on the "Try Not to Laugh" challenge.

在我們進行「忍笑挑戰」的時候

We're gonna take turns watching funny videos.

我們將會輪流看搞笑影片

And you have to keep your best Grinch face...

而你必須維持最佳 Grinch 臉

-Okay. -...while trying not to laugh.

- 好 -......在憋笑的時候

My Grinch resting face. Here it comes.

我的無表情版本 Grinch。來囉

You can go first, actually. So...

你可以先開始，其實。所以......

-Okay, yeah. -I'm psyched 'cause I can laugh.

- Okay，好 -我很興奮因為可以笑

Okay. Benedict, you go first.

Okay。Benedict，你先開始

Ready? -[ Breathes deeply ]

準備好了？(深呼吸)

Watch that monitor. Let's play the first video there.

看那個螢幕，我們先播第一個影片

[ Cheers and applause ]

[歡呼和掌聲]

[ Laughter ]

哈哈哈哈哈

I love that. So I lost?

我愛這個。所以我輸了嗎？

All right, here we go. My turn.

繼續吧！換我了

All right, good luck. Good luck to you.

好啦祝你幸運。祝你幸運

[ Laughter ]

哈哈哈哈哈

What? I don't understand what I just saw.

什麼？我看不懂剛剛在幹嘛

Wait, what did I just see? I have no idea what's happening.

等等，我看了什麼？我不知道發生什麼事了

- Was that ice? -That was ice.

- 那是冰嗎？- 是冰沒錯

That was someone trying to get to their car.

那是某人試著進到車子裡面

[ Laughter ]

哈哈哈哈哈

I thought he got hit by the other car? Oh, my gosh.

我以為他被另一台車撞？喔我的天啊

Not what you think is gonna happen.

你想的沒有發生

Why would I laugh at that?

為什麼我要因為這個笑

No, no, no.

不不不

All right, so far we're zero for zero.

好啦目前我們是零比零

- Okay, it's your turn. - All right.

- Okay，換你了 - 好的

Whew.

呼

[ Laughter ]

哈哈哈哈哈

Ooh.

嗚

He did it! Oh, my God! Look at that.

他辦到了！喔，我的天啊！看看這個

He did it! That's -- That's good.

他辦到了！太 -- 太好了

Tunnel vision. Tunnel vision.

隧道視角，隧道視角

All right. All right, here we go.

好好，我們繼續

- English classical...training. - My turn. Here we go.

- 英文經典......訓練 - 換我了，繼續吧

[ Clears throat ] No training at all.

[清喉嚨] 不要訓練

Straight off the streets. Go on, do it, Jimmy.

直走繼續，去吧，Jimmy

Yep. [ Farting noise ]

對 [屁聲]

[ Laughter ]

哈哈哈哈哈

You had a much, much tougher challenge.

你的挑戰難太多了

That was so straight out of the gate.

太失控囉

I had no idea. Ready? [ Fart noise ] No.

我不知道耶。準備好了嗎？[屁聲] 不

I wasn't ready. He certainly wasn't ready.

我還沒準備好。他顯然還沒準備好

Wait, what? Can we see that one again?

等等，什麼？我們可以再看一次嗎？

[ Fart noise ]

[屁聲]

[ Laughter ]

哈哈哈哈哈

[ Fart noise ]

[屁聲]

[ Fart noise ]

[屁聲]

Uhhh. [ Laughing ]

呃......[哈哈哈哈哈]

[ Laughter ]

[哈哈哈哈哈]

So sorry.

很不好意思

Whoever that is, I'm so sorry.

不管那是誰我都為他感到抱歉

So sorry.

很不好意思

Age is not kind.

歲月是把殺豬刀

Oh, God. [ Coughing ]

喔天啊 [咳咳]

[ Laughter continues ]

[哈哈哈哈哈]

Oh, God.

喔天啊

This is the final round.

這是最後一輪

[ Laughter ]

[哈哈哈哈哈]

Oh, God. Is it my turn or your turn?

喔天啊。這一輪是我還是你啊？

It's my turn.

這次是我

[ Laughter ]

[哈哈哈哈哈]

We can watch -- [ Laughing ]

我們可以看 --[哈哈哈哈哈]

We can watch the video at the same time.

我們可以一起看影片

I don't think I can stop it. Okay.

我覺得我無法停下來。Okay

Okay. Here we go.

Okay。來吧

Not laughing.

不要笑

Grinch. Okay, come on. - Here we go.

Grinch。 Okay，來吧。-開始吧

[ Blows raspberry ] All right, here we go.

[咕嚕] 好了，我們開始吧

Go.

開始

[ All chanting "We want Santa" ]

[ 一起唸我們要聖誕老公公]

- Where is he?

他在哪？

[ Laughter ]

[哈哈哈哈哈]

[ Applause ]

[掌聲]

Oh, my God!

喔我的天啊！

[ Blows raspberry ]

[咕嚕]

Dave, can we watch that --

Dave，我們可以看那個 --

that football -- -Wow.

那個足球 -- - 哇

Can we watch the football one one more time?

我們可以再看一次足球的影片嗎？

- The football one? -The football one.

- 足球的那個？ - 足球的那個

[ Fart noise ]

[屁聲]

[ Laughter ]

[哈哈哈哈哈]

[ Fart noise ]

[屁聲]

[ Cheers and applause ]

[歡呼和掌聲]

Benedict Cumberbatch!

Benedict Cumberbatch !

[ Cheers and applause ]

[歡呼和掌聲]

Stick around -- [ Laughing ]

關注我們 -- [哈哈哈哈哈]

We'll be right back for more on "The Tonight Show"!

我們會馬上回來帶來看更多的「今夜秀」！