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  • One of my favorite things to do this time of year

  • is to send Andy to a haunted house.

  • Yeah.

  • So I sent him with Chrissy Teigen to The Purge maze

  • at Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights.

  • I would like to say that Andy was really brave,

  • but that would be a total lie.

  • Let's all enjoy.

  • [CREEPY MUSIC PLAYING]

  • Ellen, I'm here once again at Universal Studios Halloween

  • Horror Nights for your insane, and sick, and twisted

  • amusement.

  • And I'm here with my fellow model,

  • Chrissy Teigen. We've done work together.

  • OK, I'm nauseous.

  • It's five minutes.

  • You're going to be fine.

  • OK, let's do this.

  • You're going to be fine.

  • [YELLING]

  • Oh my [BLEEP]!

  • This is not-- you don't do it before.

  • [CREEPY SOUND EFFECTS]

  • All right, so look for holes.

  • That's always a tell.

  • Wait, what is coming out of the holes?

  • I don't know, but something can.

  • There are just--

  • Oh, [BLEEP]!

  • You don't start it this early!

  • Hello.

  • Hello.

  • Nothing.

  • It's been too long now.

  • These are dummies.

  • These are dummies.

  • They're dummies.

  • We're good.

  • It's nothing.

  • These are dummies.

  • [SCREAMING]

  • No!

  • You're not!

  • It's OK.

  • Why didn't we notice that?

  • Oh my gosh!

  • Stop it!

  • Go [INAUDIBLE]!

  • [SCREAMING]

  • I'm sorry.

  • I got you.

  • He's real.

  • He's real.

  • Go, move!

  • No!

  • He's-- I knew you were real before you even did anything!

  • Let me breathe.

  • I told you.

  • They [BLEEP] with you.

  • That's all they want to do, [BLEEP] with you.

  • No, they look like mannequins though.

  • If you hold the wall, and you know where-- there's nothing

  • that can happen.

  • You got this, baby.

  • Solid wall, nothing.

  • I don't like that kind of stuff.

  • What?

  • [CLANGING, GROWLING]

  • I don't like scary things!

  • I need you to calm down.

  • Do they ever come back?

  • Calm down.

  • No, they only do it one time.

  • Sometimes-- no!

  • You're not!

  • One time!

  • Back in.

  • Go.

  • That's bull-[BLEEP]!

  • Ugh, should we just run?

  • No, it's not real shoes.

  • You're good.

  • You can tell by the feet.

  • He's right.

  • You were right.

  • Something in the trash.

  • Ahh!

  • [GROWLING]

  • [SCREAMING]

  • No!

  • Wait, how did you fall in?

  • I don't know.

  • [SCREAMING, GROWLING]

  • Where are you?

  • You're not supposed to split up.

  • [BEEPING, ELECTRIC SOUNDS]

  • No!

  • I got-- I'm alpha.

  • This is it.

  • Not real.

  • [INAUDIBLE]

  • Shoes.

  • Shoes.

  • [SHRIEKING]

  • Fake shoes!

  • What is coming out of your mouth?

  • What is that?

  • It's like a penis.

  • It's so dark.

  • OK.

  • Good.

  • I thought you were the alpha!

  • I'm alpha, in terms of, you follow my direction.

  • By alpha, it doesn't mean I go first.

  • [SCREAMING]

  • Oh my God, with the cleaver!

  • Ahh!

  • Oh my God.

  • Go.

  • They won't do it again.

  • [SHRIEKING]

  • What?

  • No more running!

  • God, he's [BLEEP] aggressive.

  • They're aggressive

  • That was so weird.

  • OK.

  • [BLADE SLICING, SCREAMING]

  • Oh my-- what got on us?

  • What is that?

  • [GROWLING]

  • No!

  • [INAUDIBLE]

  • Let's just be done.

  • Don't get upset if there's nothing there!

  • Jesus [BLEEP].

  • I see light, we're almost done.

  • We're done.

  • That's the exit.

  • [YELLING]

  • It's finished!

  • It's supposed to be done!

  • Please stop.

  • That wasn't bad.

  • It's over.

  • Yeah.

  • [CACKLING]

  • Oh, my b--

  • Did you feel safe with me?

  • I did.

  • I got to say, you were the alpha.

  • I've seen a lot of these.

  • And you usually cower.

  • But you really took an alpha male role.

  • Thank you, Chrissy.

  • Are you so happy it's over?

  • I've never been happier about anything.

  • So Andy texted me over the weekend.

  • And he said, I went through the haunted house with Chrissy.

  • And I said, how was it?

  • And he said, I don't know.

  • I go blank in those things.

  • It's so wonderful.

  • Thank you, Andy.

  • And thanks, Chrissy, for protecting him.

  • Hi, I'm Andy.

  • Ellen asked me to remind you to subscribe to her channel,

  • so you can see more awesome videos.

  • Like videos of me getting scared or saying embarrassing things,

  • like ball-peen hammer.

  • And also some videos of Ellen and other celebrities,

  • if you're into that sort of thing.

  • Oh, [BLEEP]!

  • God [BLEEP]!

One of my favorite things to do this time of year

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