Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles [Voiceover] I can't go with you here, just take a walk around the block, or something. I can't keep going for a walk every time you have to poo. [Voiceover] Just work with me! You poo three times a day, then I'm so tired! No, he's not gay. I don't have to date him just because he's not gay, is attractive, and lives with me. Am I on speakerphone? Mom, you gotta stop doing. Hello gram. Hey. Hey, what's up? Can I ask you something really quick? Yeah, what's up? You have to be completely honest, all right? - Okay. Why do women go to the bathroom in pairs? Garrick, it's street cleaning in five minutes, we have to move our cars. All right. Could you, all right, cool. Are you coming? Yeah, just shut the door and give me a second. Okay. You promise you won't tell anyone? It's to change each other's tampons. That makes sense. Is it because you're have a boner? Oh my God. Gross. Hold on. This happens every morning? Yes. Gross. Hey guys. Hey, what's up? Nope. No. Hey, do you know why girls go to the bathroom together? I never want things we were just going to talk about stuff, but literally we hardly talk. It's a lot of, it's a lot of. It's a lot of pulling, right? A lot of physical. Ha, sweet relief. (burps) (laughs) (screaming) Kate, Kate, there's a spider. Kate. - Okay. Where is it? Kate, Kate. Get it, get it. Get it, get it. Girl with the was baby. (grunts) Hello. Oh no, it's not like that, we're just roommates, nothing sexual at all. (laughs) Gross. You should see him eat spaghetti, ew. (laughs) [Garrick] Chill. How long is that string for real? It's standard, two and a half inches. What? Yeah, we have to tuck it up. [Garrick] Fold it. - You have to tuck it up, lap it over between the lips. Good night? Yeah, you? Oh yeah. We stayed up until 3 AM watching "Harry Potter", so. That was a lot of commitment. I know. I feel like he might be emotionally unavailable though and I have like a track record of dating emotionally unavailable guys, and I don't want to do that again, but we'll see. We'll see how it goes. Pizza later? Yeah, is my middle name Elizabeth? (laughs) - Is it? - [Kate] Yeah, it's Elizabeth, What's yours? Uh, we're not there yet. What? Why not? Garrick? [Garrick] Yeah. Why do you fix the wall? [Garrick] Why didn't you fix the wall? Why would I fix it? I didn't do this to. [Garrick] I don't know, use your Harry Potter magic. I will only use my Harry Potter magic for good, and there's no reason you can't fix it. [Garrick] Magic isn't real Kate. [Kate] How dare you. (in deep voice) (laughs)
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