a good guy in red, is coming to theaters,

with his new sidekick, Fred.

Why am I here?!

You're in a PG-13 version of Deadpool,

filtered through the prism of child like innocence.

-I'm a grown man! -And nobody does child like

innocence like you Fred! Nobody!

I need you, almost as much as you need me.

I don't need you, at all!

You need me, to untie you, once we're done.

(Holiday music)

Boop!

Hi!

I loved your work in Up!

I'm sorry?

Don't get too attached.

Once upon a Deadpool

Kinda prefer Marvel movies.

We are Marvel.

Yeah, but you're you know, Marvel licensed by FOX.

It's like if The Beatles were produced by Nickleback.

It's music, but it sucks!

(Shocked inhale)

You were nicer as a kid!

With PG-13, limited engagement in theaters, December 12th