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  • [Boy] All right, everyone! This... is a stickup! Don't anybody move!

  • Now, empty that safe!

  • Ooh-hoo-hoo! Money, money, money! [Kissing]

  • Stop it! Stop it, you mean, old potato!

  • Quiet, Bo Peep, or your sheep get run over!

  • Help! Baa! Help us!

  • Oh, no, not my sheep! Somebody do something!

  • [Voice Box] Reach for the sky!

  • Oh, no! Sheriff Woody!

  • I 'm here to stop you, One-Eyed Bart.

  • Doh! How would you know it was me?

  • Are you gonna come quietly?

  • You can't touch me, Sheriff! I brought my attack dog with the built-in force field.

  • Well, I brought my dinosaur who eats force-field dogs.

  • - [Growling] - Yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe!

  • You are going to jail, Bart! Say good-bye to the wife and tater tots.

  • [Giggling Excitedly]

  • [Laughing]

  • [Baby Squealing, Laughing, Cooing]

  • You saved the day again, Woody.

  • [Voice Box] You are my favourite deputy.

  • You have got a friend in me

  • You have got a friend in me

  • Come on, let's wrangle up the cattle.

  • When the road looks rough ahead

  • And you’re miles and miles from your nice, warm bed

  • - Round 'em up, cowboy! - Just remember what your old pal said

  • Boy, you have got a friend in me

  • - Yee-haw! - Yeah, you have got a friend in me

  • Hey, cowboy!

  • Some other folks might be a little bit smarter than I am

  • - [Whinnying] - Big and stronger too

  • - Come on, Woody. - Maybe

  • But none of them will ever love you the way I do

  • - It's me and you, boy - [Laughs]

  • - And as the years go by - Whoa!

  • - Whoa! [Laughing] - Our friendship will never die

  • - Whoo! - You are gonna see

  • - It's our destiny - [Laughing]

  • - You have got a friend in me -All right!

  • - Yeah, you have got a friend in me - Score!

  • - You got a friend in me - Wow! Cool!

  • - [Mom] What do you think? - Oh, this looks great, Mom!

  • - Okay, birthday boy-- - We saw that at the store! I asked you for it!

  • - I hope I have enough places. - Wow, look at that! That's so--

  • - One, two-- Four. Yeah, I think that's gonna be enough. - Oh, my gosh, you got--

  • - Could we leave this up till we move? - Well, sure!

  • - We can leave it up. Now go get Molly. - Yeah!

  • - Your friends are gonna be here any minute. - Okay. It's party time, Woody.

  • - Yee...haw! - [Running Footfalls]

  • [Baby Squealing]

  • Howdy, I little lady.

  • [Squeal I ng]

  • Somebody's poisoned the water hole.

  • - [Cooing] - Come on, Molly. Oh, you are getting heavy.

  • -[Molly Cooing] - See you later, Woody.

  • [Door Closes]

  • Pull my string! The birthday party's today?

  • Okay, everybody, coast is clear!

  • - [Squeaks] - Ages 3 and up. It's on my box.

  • Ages 3 and up. I'm not supposed to be baby-sitting Princess Drool.

  • [Tires Squeal, Motor Revs]

  • - [Weebles Gibbering] - [Bell Dings, Siren Wailing]

  • - [Siren Wailing] - Hey, Hamm.

  • - Look, I'm Picasso! - I don't get it.

  • You uncultured swine! What are you looking' at, ya hockey puck?

  • [Squeaks]

  • [Weebles Gibbering]

  • - Hey, Sarge, have you seen Slinky? - Sir! No, sir!

  • Okay. Hey, thank you. At ease.

  • - [Siren Wailing] - Hey, uh, Slinky?

  • Right here, Woody. I'm red this time.

  • - No. S-Slink-- - Oh, well, all right. You can be red if you want.

  • - N-Not now, Slink. I got some bad news. - [Shouts] Bad news?

  • Shh, shh, shh!

  • -Just gather everyone up for a staff meeting, and be happy. - Got it.

  • - Be happy! - Ha, ha, ha, ha!

  • - Staff meeting, everybody! Snake, Robot, podium please. -[Siren Wailing]

  • Hey. [Jabbers]

  • Hey, Etch. Draw!

  • -[Ding] - Oh! Got me again.

  • Etch, you have been working on that draw. Fastest knobs in the west.

  • Got a staff meeting, you guys. Come on, let's go.

  • Now, where is that-- Oh.

  • Hey, who moved my doodle pad way over here?

  • [Roaring]

  • - How are you doing', Rex? - Were you scared? Tell me honestly.

  • I was close to being scared that time.

  • I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it.

  • I think I'm just coming off as annoying.

  • [Coughs] Ow! Oh, hi, Bo. Hi.

  • I wanted to thank you, Woody, for saving my flock.

  • Oh, hey, it was, uh, nothing'.

  • What do you say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?

  • [Sheepish Giggle] Oh, yeah! [Mutters]

  • Remember, I'm just a couple of blocks away.

  • - Yodel-ay-hee-hoo! - Come on, come on. Smaller toys up front.

  • [Slinky] Hey, Woody, come on.

  • [Toys Tittering, Buzzing, Dinging]

  • -[Sheep Bleating] -Ahem!

  • - [Squeaks] - Oh, thanks, Mike.

  • - [Loud Feedback] - Okay-- Whoa, whoa. Step back.

  • -[Hamm] For crying out loud. - Thank you.

  • - [Amplified Blowing] - [Amplified] Hello? Check. That better? Great.

  • Everybody hear me? Up on the shelf, can you hear me? Great.

  • Okay. First item today:

  • Uh... oh, yeah. Has everyone picked a moving buddy?

  • - [Rex] What? - Moving buddy? You can't be serious.

  • I didn't know we were supposed to have one already.

  • - Do we have to hold hands? - [Toys Gibbering]

  • You guys think this is a big joke.

  • We have only got one week left before the move.

  • I don't want any toys left behind. A moving buddy.

  • If you don't have one, get one!

  • All right, next. Uh, oh, yes.

  • Tuesday night's plastic corrosion awareness meeting...

  • was, I think, a big success.

  • And we want to thank Mr. Spell for putting that on for us.

  • - Thank you, Mr. Spell. - [Electronic Voice] You are welcome.

  • Okay. Uh, oh, yes. One, uh, minor note here.

  • [Quietly] Andy's birthday party has been moved to today.

  • - Wait a minute here! - [Toys Complaining]

  • What do you mean the party's today? His birthday's not till next week!

  • What's going' on down there? Is his mom losing' her marbles?

  • Well, obviously she wanted to have the party before the move.

  • - I'm not worried. You shouldn't be worried. - Of course Woody ain't worried.

  • He's been Andy's favourite since kindergarten.

  • Hey, hey. Come on, Potato Head.

  • If Woody says it's all right, then, well, darn it, it's good enough for me.

  • Woody has never steered us wrong before.

  • Come on, guys. Every Christmas and birthday we go through this.

  • But what if Andy gets another dinosaur, a mean one?

  • I just don't think I could take that kind of rejection!

  • Hey, listen, no one's getting replaced.

  • This is Andy we are talking about.

  • It doesn't matter how much we are played with.

  • [Chirping]

  • What matters is that we are here for Andy when he needs us.

  • That's what we are made for, right?

  • Pardon me. I hate to break up the staff meeting, but... they are here!

  • Birthday guests at three o'clock!

  • - Stay calm, everyone! - [Agitated Gibbering]

  • Hey!

  • - Uh, meeting adjourned. -[Creaking]

  • Ho, boy! Will you take a look at all those presents?

  • I can't see a thing.

  • Yes, sir, we are next month's garage sale fodder for sure.

  • - Any dinosaur-shaped ones? - Oh, for crying out loud. They are all in boxes, you idiot.

  • [Rex] They are getting bigger.

  • - Wait, there's a nice little one over there. - [Child] Hi!

  • [Screaming]

  • - [Mr. Spell] Spell: trash can. - [Rex] We are doomed!

  • All right! All right!

  • If send out the troops, will you all calm down?

  • - Yes! Yes! We promise! - Okay! Save your batteries.

  • Very good, Woody. That's using the old noodle.

  • Sergeant, establish a recon post downstairs. Code Red!

  • - You know what to do. - Yes, sir!

  • All right, men. You heard him. Code Red!

  • Repeat, we are at Code Red. Recon plan Charlie. Execute!

  • Let's move! Move, move, move, move!

  • [Door Creaking]

  • [Children Shouting]

  • -[Child Chattering] - [Children] Yeah!

  • -[Chattering, Shouting Continue] - [Mom] Okay, come on, kids.

  • Everyone I n the Living room. I it’s almost to me for the presents.

  • [Kids Shouting, Chattering Excitedly]

  • [Shouting, Chattering Continue]

  • [Hamm] All right, gangway, gangway.

  • And this is how we find out...

  • - what is in those presents. - [Robot Humming]

  • [Kids Chattering, Shouting]

  • [Mom] Okay, who's hungry?

  • Here come the chips!

  • I have got Cool Ranch and barbecue! Ow!

  • What in the world-- Oh!

  • - I thought I told him to pick these up. -[Ice Clinking In Glasses]

  • Shouldn't they be there by now? What's taking them so long?

  • Hey, these guys are professionals. They are the best.

  • Come on! They are not lying down on the job.

  • [Moaning]

  • G-G-Go on without me! J-Just go!

  • A good soldier never leaves a man behind.

  • [Kids Shouting, Chattering]

  • -[Mom] Okay, everybody, come on. - [Boys Shouting]

  • Everybody settle down. Now, kids. Everybody--

  • You sit in a circle. No, Andy. Andy, you sit in the middle there.

  • - Good. And-- Which present are you gonna open first? - [Chattering Continues]

  • - [Child] Mine! - [Sergeant] There they are.

  • [Soldier On Monitor] Come in, Mother Bird. This is Alpha Bravo.

  • - This is it! This is it! Quiet, quiet, quiet! - Come in, Mother Bird.

  • Andy's opening the first present now. [Static]

  • Mrs. Potato Head! Mrs. Potato Head! Mrs. Potato Head!

  • Hey, I can dream, can't I?

  • The bow's coming off. He's ripping the wrapping paper.

  • It's a-- It's-- It's a-- a lunch box.

  • - We have got a lunch box here. - A lunch box?

  • - Lunch box? - For lunch. [Laughing]

  • Okay, second present. It appears to be--

  • - Okay, it's bed sheets. - Who invited that kid?

  • [Kids Shouting, Chattering]

  • Oh! Only one left.

  • - Okay, we are on the last present now. - Last present!

  • It's a big one. It's a--

  • - It's a board game! Repeat, Battleship! - Whew!

  • - [All Cheering] - [Hamm] Hallelujah!

  • - Yeah! All right! - Hey, watch it!

  • Sorry there, old spud head.

  • Mission accomplished. Well done, men. Pack it up. We are going' home.

  • So did I tell ya? Huh? Nothing' to worry about.

  • I knew you were right all along, Woody. Never doubted ya for a second.

  • Wait a minute. Oh!

  • - What do we have here? - Wait! Turn that thing back on!

  • Come in, Mother Bird! Come in, Mother Bird!

  • Mom has pulled a surprise present from the closet.

  • Andy's opening it. He's really excited about this one.

  • - Mom, what is it? [Gasps] -[Sergeant] It's a huge package.

  • Oh, get outta the-- One of the kids is in the way. I can't see.

  • - It's a-- - [Kids Together] Wow!

  • - [Static] - It's a what? What is it?

  • - [Potato Head Screams] - Oh, no! - Oh, ya big lizard!

  • - Now we will never know what it is! - Way to go, Rex!

  • - No, no! Turn him around! Turn him around! - He's putting' 'em in backwa--

  • Here, you are putting' 'em in backwards!

  • Plus is positive, minus is negative! Oh, let me! [Grunting]

  • - [Andy] Let's go to my room, guys! - [Boys Shouting]

  • Red alert! Red alert! Andy is coming upstairs!

  • - [Grunts] There! - [Soldier] Juvenile intrusion!

  • Repeat, resume your positions now!

  • Andy's coming! Everybody, back to your places! Hurry!

  • [Hamm] Get to your places! Get to your places!

  • - [Rex Screaming] - Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear? Did you see my ear?

  • Out of my way! Here I come! Here I come! [Groans]

  • [Boys Shouting]

  • [Boys Shouting]

  • [Boys Shouting]

  • [Andy] Hey, look, its lasers light up. Take that, Zurg!

  • Quick, make a space. This is where the spaceship lands.

  • And he does it like that. And he does a karate chop action!

  • [Mom] Come on down, guys! It's time for games!

  • [Boys Shouting Excitedly]

  • - What is it? - Can you see it?

  • - What the heck is up there? - Woody, who's up there with ya?

  • - [Coughing] -[Slinky] Woody?

  • - What are you doing under the bed? - Uh, nothing'. Uh, nothing'.

  • I'm sure Andy was just a little excited, that's all.

  • Too much cake and ice cream, I suppose. It's just a mistake!

  • Well, that mistake is sitting in your spot, Woody. [Chuckles]

  • - [Gasps] Have you been replaced? - What did I tell you earlier?

  • No one is getting replaced.

  • Now, let's all be polite and give whatever it is up there...

  • a nice, big Andy's-room welcome.

  • [Gulps]

  • [Heavy Breathing]

  • - [Buzzes] - Buzz Light year to Star Command.

  • Come in, Star Command.

  • -[Buzzes] -Star Command, come in. Do you read me?

  • Why don't they answer? [Gasps] My ship!

  • Blast! This will take weeks to repair.

  • Buzz Light year mission log, star date 4-0-7-2.

  • My ship has run off course en route to sector 1 2.

  • I have crash-landed on a strange planet.

  • The impact must have awoken me from hyper sleep.

  • Terrain seems a bit unstable.

  • No readout yet if the air is breathable.

  • And there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.

  • - Hello! - [Karate Yell]

  • [Screams] Whoa! H-Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

  • - Did I frighten you? Didn't mean to. - [Buzzing]

  • - Sorry. Howdy. My name is Woody. - [Buzzing Continues]

  • And this is Andy's room. That's all I wanted to say.

  • And also, there has been a bit of a mix-up.

  • This is my spot, see, the bed here.

  • Local law enforcement. It's about time you got here.

  • I'm Buzz Light year, Space Ranger, Universe Protection Unit.

  • My ship has crash-landed here by mistake.

  • Yes, it is a mistake because, you see, the bed here is my spot.

  • I need to repair my turbo boosters.

  • Do you people still use fossil fuel, or have you discovered crystallic fusion?

  • - Well, let's see. We got double-A's. - [Gasps]

  • Watch yourself!. Halt! Who goes there?

  • Don't shoot! It's okay. Friends.

  • - Do you know these life-forms? - Yes! They are Andy's toys.

  • All right, everyone, you are clear to come up.

  • I am Buzz Light year. I come in peace.

  • Oh, I'm so glad you are not a dinosaur!

  • Bye-bye. Thank you!

  • Now, thank you all for your kind welcome!

  • - Say, what's that button do? - I will show you.

  • - [Voice Box] Buzz Light year to the rescue! - [Toys] Oh!

  • Hey, Woody's got something like that. His is a pull string.

  • - Only it’s-- - Only it sounds like a carran overit.

  • [Hamm] Oh, yeah, but not like this. This is a quality sound system.

  • Probably all copper wiring, huh?

  • So, uh, where you from? Singapore? Hong Kong?

  • Well, no. Actually, I-I'm stationed up in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector Four.

  • As a member of the elite Universe Protection Unit of the Space Ranger Corps,

  • I protect the galaxy from the threat of invasion...

  • from the evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance.

  • Oh, really? I 'm from Playschool.

  • And I 'm from Mattel. Well, I 'm not really from Mattel.

  • I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased in a leveraged buyout.

  • You would think they would never seen a new toy before.

  • Well, sure. Look at him. He's got more gadgets on him than a Swiss Army knife.

  • - [Buzzing] - Ah, ah, ah, ah! Please be careful.

  • You don't want to be in the way when my laser goes off.

  • Hey, a laser! How come you don't have a laser, Woody?

  • It's not a laser! It's a-- It's a little light bulb that blinks.

  • - What's with him? - Laser envy.

  • All right, that's enough!

  • - Look, we are all very impressed with Andy's new toy. - Toy?

  • T-O-Y. Toy!

  • Excuse me, I-I think the word you are searching for is "Space Ranger."

  • The word I'm searching for I can't say because there's preschool toys present.

  • Getting' kind of tense, aren’t?

  • Uh, Mr. Light year, uh, now, I'm curious.

  • What does a Space Ranger actually do?

  • He's not a Space Ranger!

  • - He doesn't fight evil or, or shoot lasers or fly! - Excuse me.

  • - [Toys] Ooh! - Oh, impressive wingspan! Very good!

  • Oh, what? What? These are plastic. He can't fly!

  • They are a trillium-carbonic alloy, and I can fly.

  • - No, you can't. - [Sighs] Yes, I can.

  • - You can't. - Can.

  • - Can't. Can't. Can't! - I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!

  • - Okay, then, Mr. Light Beer, prove it. - All right, then, I will.

  • Stand back, everyone!

  • [Electronic Hum]

  • To infinity and beyond!

  • [Aeroplane Whirring]

  • - Can! - [Rex] Whoa!

  • - Oh, wow, you flew magnificently! - [Whistling]

  • -I found my moving' buddy. -Thank you. Th-Thank you all. Thank you.

  • That wasn't flying! That was... falling with style.

  • Man, the dolls must really go for you. Can you teach me that?

  • - [Laughing] Golly bob howdy! - Oh, shut up!

  • You know, in a couple of days, everything will be just the way it was. They will see.

  • - [All Chattering] -[Woody] They’ll see.

  • I'm still Andy's favourite toy.

  • I was on top of the world living high

  • - [Andy Laughing] Whoa! - It was right in my pocket

  • I was living' the life

  • Things were just the way they should be

  • When from out of the sky like a bomb

  • Comes some little punk in a rocket

  • [Laser Buzzing]

  • Now all of a sudden some strange things are happening to me

  • Buzz Li ghtyear to the rescue!

  • Strange

  • Things are happening to me

  • Strange

  • Things

  • - Strange - Ha!

  • - Things are happening to me - [Loud Roar]

  • Ain't no doubt about it

  • I had friends I had lots of friends

  • Now all my friends are gone

  • And I'm doing the best I can

  • To carry on

  • - I had power - [Chorus] Power

  • - I was respected - Respected

  • But not anymore

  • And I have lost the love of the one

  • Whom I adore

  • Let me tell you about it Strange

  • - Things are happening' to me - [Slinky Grunts]

  • Strange

  • Things

  • Strange

  • Things are happening to me

  • Ain't no doubt about it

  • Strange

  • Things

  • Strange

  • - Things - [Birds Chirping]

  • [Grunts] Finally!

  • [Sighs] Hey, who's got my hat?

  • [Squeaks] Look, I 'm Woody! Howdy, howdy, howdy!

  • Ah-ha! Ah-ha, ha, ha! Gimme that!

  • Say there, Lizard and Stretchy Dog, let me show you something.

  • It looks as though I have been accepted into your culture.

  • - Your chief, Andy, inscribed his name on me. - [Together] Wow!

  • With permanent ink too!

  • Well, I must get back to repairing my ship.

  • Don't let it get to you, Woody.

  • Uh... Let what? I don't, uh-- What do you mean? Who?

  • I know Andy's excited about Buzz.

  • But you know he will always have a special place for you.

  • - Yeah, like the attic. [Chuckling] - All right, that's it!

  • - [Tonal Humming Sound] - Hmm. Unidirectional bonding strip.

  • Mr. Light year wants more tape.

  • [Humming] Hmm?

  • Listen, Light Snack, you stay away from Andy.

  • He's mine, and no one is taking him away from me.

  • - What are you talking about? Where's that bonding strip? - [Beeping Sound]

  • And another thing: Stop with this spaceman thing!

  • - It's getting on my nerves! - Are you saying you want to lodge a complaint with Star Command?

  • Oh-ho, okay! Ooh, well, so you want to do it the hard way, huh?

  • - Don't even think about it, cowboy. - Oh, yeah, tough guy?

  • - [Mechanical Whoosh] - [Gasps]

  • [Choking]

  • [Choking Continues]

  • [Panting, Sniffing] The air isn't... toxic.

  • How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet!

  • My eyeballs could have been sucked from their sockets!

  • You actually think you are the Buzz Light year?

  • [Laughing] Oh, all this time I thought it was an act!

  • Hey, guys, look! It's the real Buzz Light year!

  • You are mocking me, aren’t you?

  • Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Buzz, look, an alien!

  • - Where? - [Laughing]

  • -[Laughing Continues] -[Dog Barking]

  • -[Barking Continues] -[Boy Laughing] Yes!

  • - Whoa! - Uh-oh.

  • - It's Sid! - [Teeth Chattering] - [Sid] Don't move!

  • - I thought he was at summer camp. - They must have kicked him out early this year.

  • - [Robot Buzzing] - [Rex] Oh, no, not Sid!

  • -[Sid Grunting] Incoming! -[Dog Barking]

  • - Who is it this time? - I-- I can't-- I can't tell. Hey, where's Lenny?

  • - Right here, Woody. - Oh, no, I can't bear to watch one of these again.

  • [Woody] Oh, no, it's a Combat Carl.

  • - What's going on? - Nothing that concerns you spacemen; just us toys.

  • I would better take a look anyway.

  • -[Sid Shouting] -[Buzz] Why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device?

  • That's why: Sid.

  • - [Barking] - Hmm, sure is a hairy fellow.

  • No, no, that's Scud, you idiot.

  • - That is Sid. - [Sinister Laughter]

  • - You mean that happy child? - That ain't no happy child.

  • He tortures toys, just for fun!

  • - [Barking] - [Grunting]

  • Well, then we have got to do something.

  • What are you doing? Get down from there!

  • - I'm gonna teach that boy a lesson. - Yeah, sure. You go ahead.

  • - Melt him with your scary laser. - [Buzzing]

  • Be careful with that! It's extremely dangerous.

  • He's lighting it! He's lighting it! Hit the dirt!

  • - [Bo Screams] - Look out! -[Explosion]

  • -[Scud Barking] - Yes! He's gone! He's history!

  • - [Laughing] Whoo! - I could have stopped him.

  • Buzz, I would love to see you try.

  • Of course, I would love to see you as a crater.

  • - The sooner we move, the better. -[Sid Shouting]

  • Yeah! [Laughing]

  • [Crickets Chirping]

  • [Andy] To infinity and beyond!

  • [Imitates Rocket Sounds And Explosions]

  • All this packing makes me hungry.

  • - What would you say to dinner at, oh, Pizza Planet? - Pizza Planet? Oh, cool!

  • [Mom Laughs] Go wash your hands, and I will get Molly ready.

  • -[Andy] Can I bring some toys? - You can bring one toy.

  • -Just one? - One toy?

  • - [Sighs] - Hmm.

  • - Will Andy pick me? - [Liquid Swishing]

  • " Don't count on it"? [Groans]

  • [Yells]

  • [Thud]

  • [Buzz Humming]

  • [Humming Continues]

  • Mmm!

  • Buzz! Oh, Buzz! Buzz Light year.

  • [Panting] Buzz Light year, thank goodness. We have got trouble!

  • - Trouble? Where? - Down there. Just down there.

  • A helpless toy, it's-- it's trapped, Buzz!

  • Then we have no time to lose.

  • - I don't see anything! - Oh, he's there! J just, just keep looking!

  • - What kind of toy-- [Gasps] - [Gasps]

  • Oh! Whoa, whoa! Oh!

  • - [Screams] - [Together] Buzz!

  • Buzz!

  • - [Toys Chattering] -[Slinky] I don’t see him in the driveway.

  • - I think he bounced into Sid's yard! - Oh! Buzz!

  • [Horn Honking]

  • Hey, everyone, R.C.'s trying to say something. What is it, boy?

  • - He's saying that this was no accident. - What do you mean?

  • - I mean Humpty-Dumpty was pushed... by Woody! - No!

  • - [All] What? - Wait a minute.

  • You-- You don't think I meant to knock Buzz out the window, do you? Potato Head?

  • - That's Mr. Potato Head to you, you back-stabbing murderer! - [Gasps]

  • Now, it was an accident, guys. Come on.

  • Now, you, you got to believe me.

  • We believe ya, Woody. Right, Rex?

  • Well, ye-- N-- I don't like confrontations!

  • Where is your honour, dirt bag? You are an absolute disgrace!

  • You don't deserve to-- Hey!

  • You couldn't handle Buzz cutting in on your play time, could you, Woody?

  • Didn't want to face the fact that Buzz just might be Andy's new favourite toy.

  • So you got rid of him. Well, what if Andy starts playing with me more, Woody, huh?

  • You gonna knock me outta the window too?

  • - I don't think we should give him the chance. - [Sergeant] There he is, men.

  • - Frag him! - Let's string him up by his pull string!

  • -[Hamm] I got dibs on his hat! -[Bo] Would you boys stop it!

  • - Tackle him! - No, no, no! W-W-Wait! I can explain everything!

  • [Andy] Okay, Mom, be right down. I have got to get Buzz.

  • [Sergeant] Retreat!

  • Mom, do you know where Buzz is?

  • - [Mom] No, I haven't seen him. - Psst!

  • [Mom] Andy, I'm heading out the door!

  • - But, Mom, I can't find him! - Honey, just grab some other toy. Now, come on!

  • Oh, okay.

  • I couldn't find my Buzz. I know I left him right there.

  • Honey, I'm sure he's around. You will find him.

  • [Ignition Starts]

  • [Chattering]

  • I it’s too short! We need more monkeys!

  • There aren't any more! That's the whole barrel!

  • Buzz, the monkeys aren't working!

  • We are formulating another plan! Stay calm!

  • Oh, where could he be?

  • [Service Bell Dings]

  • - Can I help pump the gas? - Sure! I will even let you drive.

  • - Yeah? - Yeah, when you’re 1 6.

  • - Yuk,yuk,yuk! Funny, Mom. - [Laughing]

  • Aw, great. How am I gonna convince those guys it was an accident?

  • Buzz!

  • Buzz! Ha! You are alive!

  • This is great! Oh, I'm saved! I'm saved.

  • Any will find you here; he will take us back to the room;

  • and then you can tell everyone that this was all just a big mistake.

  • Huh? Right? [Panting] Buddy?

  • I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me,

  • revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.

  • - Oh. Well, that's good. - But we are not on my planet, are we?

  • - No. [Screaming] - [Buzz Grunting]

  • [Buzz Grunting, Spacesuit Buzzing, Beeping]

  • [Screaming, Groans]

  • Okay, come on!

  • You want a piece of me?

  • [Yells]

  • [Squeaking]

  • - Owww! - [Voice Box] Buzz, Buzz, Buzz Light year to the rescue.

  • - Aah-ouch! -[Mom] Next stop.

  • - Pizza Planet! Yeah! -[Door Slides Shut, Ignition Starts]

  • - [Door Shuts] - [Gasps] Andy!

  • [Panting] Wh-- Doesn't he realise that I'm not there?

  • [Loud Gasp] I'm lost!

  • [Sobs] Oh, I'm a lost toy!

  • [Sniffling, Sobbing]

  • Buzz Light year mission log.

  • The local sheriff and I seem to be at a huge refuelling station of some sort.

  • - You! -[Truck Approaching, Horn Honking]

  • [Brakes Squealing]

  • [Engine Idling]

  • - According to my Nava-computer, the-- - [Gasps] Shut up!

  • -J just shut up, you idiot! - Sheriff, this is no time to panic.

  • This is the perfect time to panic. I'm lost. Andy is gone.

  • They are gonna move from their house in two days, and it's all your fault!

  • My-- My fault? If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place--

  • Oh, yeah? Well, if you...

  • hadn't shown up in your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything...

  • - that was important to me-- - Don't talk to me about importance!

  • Because of you the security of this entire universe is in jeopardy!

  • What? What are you talking' about?

  • Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg...

  • has been secretly building a weapon...

  • with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet!

  • I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness.

  • And you, my friend, are responsible...

  • for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!

  • You... are... a... toy!

  • You aren't the real Buzz Light year! You are a--

  • You are an action figure! You are a child's plaything!

  • You are a sad, strange little man; and you have my pity.

  • - Farewell. - Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony!

  • - " Rendezvous with Star Command." -[Car Approaching]

  • -[Driver] Hey, gas dude! - [Attendant] You talking' to me?

  • - Yeah, man. Can you help me? - Pizza Planet? Andy!

  • - Do you know where Cutting Boulevard is? - Oh, no!

  • I can't show my face in that room without Buzz.

  • - Buzz! Buzz, come back! - Go away!

  • No! Buzz, you got to come back! I--

  • -[Engine Revving] - I found a spaceship!

  • It's a spaceship, Buzz!

  • Come on, man, hurry up! Um, like, the pizzas are getting cold here!

  • - [Attendant] Uh, Cutting Boulevard, huh? - Yeah, yeah. Which way?

  • Now, you are sure this space freighter will return to its port of origin...

  • - once it jettisons its food supply? - Uh-huh.

  • And when we get there, we will be able to find a way to transport you home.

  • - Well, then, let's climb aboard. - No, no, no, wait, Buzz! Buzz!

  • - Let's get in the back. No one will see us there. - Negative.

  • There are no restraining harnesses in the cargo area.

  • - We will be much safer in the cockpit. - Yeah, bu--

  • - Buzz! Buzz! - [Driver] That's two lefts and a right, huh?

  • - Thanks for the directions, okay? - Yeah. And remember, kid--

  • - Buzz! - [Ignition Starts]

  • [Screams]

  • It's safer in the cockpit than the cargo bay. What an idiot.

  • - [Tires Screech] - [Grunts, Groans]

  • - [Stereo: Rock] - [Tires Squealing]

  • [Yelling, Groaning]

  • [Screams]

  • [Car Horn Honking]

  • - [Brakes Screech] -[Door Signal Buzzing]

  • [Man On P.A.] Next shuttle lift off is scheduled for...

  • - T-minus 30 seconds and counting. - [Jets Humming]

  • [Robot] You are clear to enter.

  • Welcome to Pizza Planet.

  • [Woman On P.A.] The white zone is for immediate pizza--

  • - Sheriff!. - [Grunts, Groans]

  • There you are.

  • Now, the entrance is heavily guarded. We need a way to get inside.

  • - [Coughing] - Great idea, Woody.

  • I like your thinking'.

  • [Robot] You are clear to enter.

  • - Welcome to Pizza Planet. - [Buzz] Now!

  • Quickly, Sheriff!. The air lock is closing.

  • [Woman On P.A.] Jones, party off ive,your shuttle is now boarding--

  • [Boy] Hey, Mom, can we have some tokens?

  • Ow! Watch where you are going!

  • Sorry.

  • [Groans]

  • [Man On P.A.] ...nine, eight, seven, six,

  • - five, four, three, - [Children Shouting]

  • two, one.

  • What a spaceport! Good work, Woody.

  • [Beeping, Fires]

  • Mom, can I play Black Hole? Please, please, please?

  • - Andy! - Now, we need to find a ship that's headed for Sector 12.

  • Wait a minute. No, no, no, Buzz! This way.

  • - There's a special ship. I just saw it. - You mean it has hyper drive?

  • Hyperactive hyper drive.

  • - [Chattering] - And Astro, uh, turf!

  • - Where is it? I-I don't see the-- - Come on. That's it.

  • Spaceship!

  • All right, Buzz, get ready. And--

  • - And the universe explodes! - Okay, Buzz, when I say go, we are gonna jump in the basket.

  • Buzz!

  • - [Grunts] No! - [Andy] Hey, Mom, if I eat all my pizza,

  • - can I have some alien slime? - This cannot be happening to me.

  • [Gasps]

  • [Objects Squeaking]

  • - A stranger. - From the outside.

  • - [Aliens Together] Ooh! - Greetings. I am Buzz Light year.

  • - I come in peace. - [All Gibbering]

  • [Man On P.A.] Before your space journey, re-energise yourself...

  • with a slice of pepperoni, now boarding at counter three.

  • [Buzz] This is an intergalactic emergency.

  • I need to commandeer your vessel to Sector 1 2.

  • Who's I n charge here?

  • [Aliens] The claw!

  • - The claw is our master. - The claw chooses who will go and who will stay.

  • - This is ludicrous. [Gasps] - Hey, bozo, you got a brain in there?

  • - [Laughing] Take that! - [Buzzing]

  • Oh, no! Sid!

  • - Get down! - [Grunts]

  • - What's gotten into you? I wa-- - You are the one that decided to climb into this--

  • Shh! The claw, it moves.

  • [Aliens Squeaking]

  • [Squeaks] I have been chosen!

  • Farewell, my friends. I go on to a better place.

  • Gotcha!

  • A Buzz Light year? No way!

  • -[Coin Clicking] -[Alien Squeaks]

  • [Squeak]

  • [Grunting]

  • [Claw Buzzing]

  • - [Sid] Yes! - [Gasps]

  • Buzz! No! [Grunting]

  • - Hey! - [Grunting]

  • - [Grunting] - He has been chosen!

  • - He must go. - Hey!

  • - What are you doing? Stop it! Stop it, you zealots! - Do not fight the claw.

  • All right! Double prizes!

  • Let's go home and... play.

  • [Sinister Chuckle]

  • [Chatters, Grunts]

  • [Humming]

  • Sheriff, I can see your dwelling from here.

  • - You are almost home. - Nirvana is coming. The mystic portal awaits.

  • Will you be quiet? You guys don't get it, do you?

  • Once we go into Sid's house, we won't be coming out.

  • - [Barking] - Whoa, Scud! Hey, boy!

  • - Sit! Good boy. - [Growling]

  • - Hey, I got something for you, boy. - Freeze!

  • - [Growls, Panting] - Ready, set, now!

  • - [Snarling] - [Alien Squeaking]

  • Hannah! Hey, Hannah!

  • - What? - Did I get my package in the mail?

  • - I don't know. - What do you mean you don't know?

  • - I don't know! -[Sighs]

  • - Oh, no, Hannah! Look, Janie! - What? Hey!

  • - She's sick! - No, she's not!

  • - I will have to perform one of my operations. - [Hannah] No!

  • - No, not Sid's room. Not there. - Hey, give it back!

  • Sid! Sid!

  • - Oh, no, we have a sick patient here, Nurse. - [Banging On Door]

  • - Prepare the O.R., stat! [Sinister Chuckle] -[Hannah Shouting]

  • Patient is... prepped.

  • No one's ever attempted a double bypass...

  • brain transplant before.

  • Now for the tricky part. Pliers!

  • I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school.

  • [Chuckles, Imitates Nurse] Doctor, you have done it!

  • Hannah!

  • -Janie's all better now. - [Screaming]

  • - [Hannah] Mom! Mom! -[Sid] She's lying!

  • Whatever she says, it's not true!

  • [Departing Footfalls]

  • [Gasping, Shuddering]

  • [Voice Quavering]

  • We are gonna die. I'm outta here!

  • Locked.

  • - There's got to be another way outta here. -[Rustling]

  • Uh, Buzz? W-Was that you?

  • - [Teeth Chattering, Gasps] -[Creaking]

  • [Rustling]

  • [Creaking]

  • Hey, hi there, little fella.

  • Come out here. Do you know a way outta here?

  • [Gasps, Teeth Chattering]

  • [Gasps]

  • - [Gasps] - ["Pop Goes the Weasel"]

  • [Yells, Muttering, Gibbering]

  • B-B-B-B-Bu-- Buzz!

  • B-B-B-B-Bu-- Buzz!

  • - They are cannibals. - [Gasps]

  • - [Buzzes] - Mayday, mayday.

  • - Come in, Star Command. Send reinforcements. - [Teeth Chattering]

  • Star Command, do you copy?

  • - [Buzzing] - I have set my laser from stun to kill.

  • Aw, great. Great. Yeah, and if anyone attacks us, we can blink 'em to death.

  • -[Rustling] - [Rex] Hey, you guys, I think I found him!

  • - Buzz, is that you? - [Cat Yowls]

  • Whiskers, will you get outta here!

  • - You are interfering with the search and rescue! -[Car Approaching]

  • [Gasps] Look, they are home.

  • Mom, have you seen Woody?

  • - Where was the last place you left him? - Right here in the van.

  • Oh, I'm sure he's there. You’re just not looking hard enough.

  • He's not here, Mom. Woody's gone.

  • [Gasps] Woody's gone?

  • Yeah, boy, the weasel ran away.

  • Huh? Huh? I told you he was guilty.

  • Who would have thought he was capable of such atrocities?

  • Oh, Slink, I hope he's okay.

  • [Sid] Oh, a survivor. Where's the rebel base? Talk!

  • I can see your will is strong.

  • Well, we have ways of making you talk.

  • [Sizzling]

  • Where are your rebel friends now? [Sinister Chuckle]

  • [Sid's Mom] Sid, your Pop Tarts are ready!

  • All right!

  • -[Sizzling Continues] - [Screaming]

  • [Grunting]

  • Are you all right? I'm proud of you, Sheriff.

  • A lesser man would have talked under such torture.

  • I sure hope this isn't permanent.

  • Still no word from Star Command. We are not that far from the space port.

  • The door. It's open! We are free!

  • -Woody, we don't know what's out there! -I will tell you wha-- [Screams]

  • - They are gonna eat us, Buzz! Do something quick! - Shield your eyes.

  • [Buzzing]

  • It's not working. I recharged it before I left. I-It should be good for--

  • You idiot! You are a toy! Use your karate chop action!

  • - Get away! Hoo-cha! - Hey! Hey! How are you doing' that? Stop that.

  • Back! Back, you savages! Back!

  • - Woody, stop it! - Sorry, guys, but dinner's cancelled!

  • There's no place like home! There's no place like home!

  • - There's no place like home. [Gasps] - [Snarling]

  • [Snoring]

  • [Muffled Yell, Gasping]

  • Another stunt like that, cowboy, you are gonna get us killed.

  • - Don't tell me what to do. - Shh!

  • [Snoring Continues]

  • [Heavy Breathing]

  • [Voice Box] Yee-haw! Giddyap, pardner!

  • - We got to get this waggon train a-moving'! - [Snarling]

  • [Growling]

  • - Split up! -[Scud Growling]

  • [Sniffing]

  • [Snarling] Hmm?

  • [Growling]

  • [Snoring]

  • [Snarls, Panting]

  • [Man] Calling Buzz Light year. Come in, Buzz Light year.

  • - This is Star Command. Buzz Light year, do you read me? - Star Command!

  • [Boy] Buzz Light year responding. Read you loud and clear.

  • Buzz Light year, planet Earth needs your help.

  • - [Boy] On the way! - [Chorus] Buzz Light year!

  • [Announcer] The world's greatest superhero! Now the world's greatest toy!

  • Buzz has it all! Locking wrist communicator!

  • -[Boy] Calling Buzz Light year! - Karate chop action!

  • - [Boy] Wow! - Pulsating laser light!

  • -[Boy] Total annihilation! - Multiphase voice simulator!

  • [Voice Box] There's a secret mission in uncharted space.

  • [Voice Box] There's a secret mission in uncharted space.

  • And best of all, high pressure space wings!

  • - To infinity and beyond! - [Announcer #2] Not a flying toy.

  • [Announcer#1] Get your Buzz Light year action figure...

  • - and save a galaxy near you! - [Chorus] Buzz Light year!

  • Available at all Al's Toy Barn outlets in the Tri-county area.

  • [Sports caster] And welcome back...

  • to the Point Richmond Bowling Championship.

  • [Sports caster Continues]

  • Out among the stars I sit

  • Way beyond the moon

  • In my silver ship I sailed

  • To a dream that ended too soon

  • Now I know exactly

  • - Who I am and what I'm here for - [Chirping]

  • [Woody's Voice] You are a toy! You can't fly!

  • And I will go sailing

  • No more

  • But no, it can't be true

  • I could fly if l wanted to

  • Like a bird in the sky

  • If believed I could fly

  • Why, I would fly

  • T o In affinity and beyond!

  • Clearly, I

  • Will go sailing

  • No more

  • - Mom! Mom, have you seen my Sally doll? - [Click]

  • [Mom] What, dear? What was that?

  • Never mind!

  • [Rattling]

  • Oof!. Oof!. [Groans]

  • Buzz, the coast is clear. Buzz, where are you?

  • [Buzz's Voice Box] There's a secret mission. in uncharted space. Let's go.

  • [Hannah] Really? That is so interesting.

  • Would you like some tea, Mrs. Nesbitt?

  • - [Gasps] Buzz! - It's so nice you could join us on such late notice.

  • - Oh, no! - What a lovely hat, Mrs. Nesbitt.

  • It goes quite well with your head.

  • [Clears Throat, I mutating Mother] Hannah! Oh, Hannah!

  • Mom? Please excuse me, ladies.

  • I will be right back.

  • What is it, Mom? Mom, where are you?

  • Buzz. Hey. Buzz, are you okay?

  • [Slurring] Gone! [Sniffles] It's all gone.

  • All of its gone. Bye-bye. Whoo-whoo. Seeya.

  • - What happened to you? - One minute you’re defending the whole galaxy.

  • And suddenly you find yourself sucking' down Darjeeling with...

  • Marie Antoinette and her little sister.

  • [Chuckles]

  • I think you’ve had enough tea for today.

  • Let's get you outta here, Buzz.

  • Don't you get it? You see the hat?

  • - I am Mrs. Nesbitt! Ha-ha-ha-ha! - Snap out of it, Buzz!

  • [Hysterical Chuckling, Squeaks]

  • I-I-I-- I'm sorry. I-- You are right.

  • I am just a little depressed. That's all.

  • I-- I can get through this.

  • - Oh, I'm a sham! - Shh!

  • - Look at me. - Quiet, Buzz.

  • I can't even fly out of a window.

  • The hat look good? Tell me the hat look good.

  • - The apron is a bit much. - "Out the window"! Buzz, you are a genius!

  • - [Crying] - Come on, come on. This way.

  • Years of academy, training, wasted!

  • Ha, ha. B-3.

  • - Miss! G-6. - Oh!

  • - You sunk it. Are you peeking? - Heh, heh!

  • Oh, quit your whining' and pay up. No, no, not the ear.

  • - Give me the nose. Come on. - How about three out off ive?

  • [Straining] Hey, guys! Guys! Hey!

  • - Son of a building block. It's Woody. - He's in the psycho's bedroom.

  • - Ha, ha! Hi! - Everyone! It's Woody!

  • - Woody? - You are kidding! - Woody?

  • Ha! We are gonna get outta here, Buzz.

  • Buzz?

  • [Imitating Aeroplane]

  • [Sputtering, Crashing]

  • - Hey, look! - Woody!

  • Oh, boy, am I glad to see you guys.

  • - I knew you’d come back, Woody. - What are you doing' over there?

  • It's a long story, Bo. I will explain later.

  • Here! Catch this!

  • [Bo] Ha!

  • - Whoa! I have got it, Woody. - He got it, Woody.

  • Good going', Slick. Now just, just tie it on to something'.

  • - Wait, wait, wait, wait. I got a better idea. How 'bout we don't? - Hey!

  • - Potato Head. - Did you all take stupid pills this morning?

  • Have you forgotten what he did to Buzz?

  • And now you want to let him back over here?

  • No! No, no, no, no, no! You got it-- You got it all wrong, Potato Head.

  • Buzz is fine. Buzz is right here. He's with me!

  • - You are a liar! - No, I'm not. Buzz, come over here.

  • Tell the nice boys that you are-- that you are not dead.

  • [Gasps, Sputters] Just a sec!

  • Buzz, will you get up here and give me a hand?

  • [Chuckling] That's very funny, Buzz.

  • - This is serious! -[Rex] Hey, Woody! Where did they go?

  • [Potato Head] He's lying. Buzz ain't there.

  • Oh! Hi, Buzz!

  • Why don't you say hello to the guys over there?

  • [As Buzz] Hiya, fellas! To infinity and beyond!

  • Hey, look! It's Buzz!

  • Hey, Buzz, let's show the guys our new secret best friends handshake.

  • Give me five, man!

  • Something is screwy here.

  • So you see we are friends now, guys. Aren't we, Buzz?

  • [As Buzz] You bet. Give me a hug.

  • Ho-ho! Boy, I love you too.

  • See? It is Buzz.

  • - Now give back the lights, Potato Head. - Wait just a minute.

  • - What are you trying' to pull? - Nothing! - [Screaming]

  • - [Group Murmuring] - [Grunts, Retches]

  • - Oh, that is disgusting. - Murderer!

  • - No! No, no, no, no, no! - You murdering dog!

  • - It's not what you think. I swear! - Save it for the jury.

  • I hope Sid pulls your voice box out, ya creep.

  • No, no! No, no! Don't leave! Don't leave!

  • Ya got to help us, please! You don't know what it's like over here!

  • Come on. Let's get outta here.

  • Go back to your lives, citizens. Show is over.

  • [Woody] Come back! Slink!

  • Slink! Please! Please! Listen to me!

  • No! No! Come back!

  • Slinky!

  • [Thunder Rumbling]

  • [Thumping, Clattering]

  • Buzz! Go away!

  • You disgusting freaks! Aaah!

  • All right, back! Back, you cannibals! Aah! Oof!.

  • He is still alive, and you’re not gonna get him, you monsters!

  • What are you doing'?

  • Hey. Hey, they fixed you.

  • But-- But they are cannibals.

  • We saw them eat those other toys.

  • [Quacks]

  • Uh, sorry. I-I-I thought that you were gonna--

  • [Chuckles] You know, you know, eat my friend.

  • [Woody] Hey, no, no, wait, hey!

  • - What's wrong? - [Sid's Mom] Sid?

  • [Sid] Not now, Mom! I'm busy!

  • - Sid! Buzz, come on! -[Mom] You left that door open.

  • Get up! Use your legs! Fine! Let Sid trash you, but don't blame me!

  • It came! It finally came!

  • Ha, ha!

  • "The Big One."

  • " Extremely dangerous.

  • Keep out of reach of children. "

  • Cool! What am I gonna blow?

  • Man. Hey, where's that wimpy cowboy doll?

  • [Buzz Buzzing]

  • Yes. I have always wanted to put a spaceman into orbit.

  • -[Tape Peeling] - [Sid] Heh, heh.

  • Now. Yes.

  • [Sinister Chuckle]

  • -[Thunderclap] - Oh, no!

  • [Thunder Rumbling]

  • Oh, man!

  • Sid Phillips reporting.

  • Launch of the shuttle has been delayed...

  • due to adverse weather conditions at the launch site.

  • Tomorrow's forecast: sunny.

  • [Sinister Chuckle] Sweet dreams.

  • [Footfalls Approaching]

  • [Mom] I looked everywhere, honey, but all I could find was your hat.

  • But what if we leave them behind and?

  • Oh, don't worry, honey. I 'm sure we will find Woody and Buzz before we leave tomorrow.

  • [Door Creaks, Closes]

  • [Rex Gasps] I need air!

  • Why will you quit moving' around?

  • I'm sorry. It's just that I get-- I get so nervous before I travel.

  • How did I get stuck with you as a moving buddy?

  • Everyone else was picked.

  • [Snoring]

  • [Bo] Oh, Woody.

  • If only you could see how much Andy misses you.

  • [Thunder Rumbling]

  • [Snoring]

  • [Straining]

  • Psst. Psst! Hey, Buzz!

  • Hey.

  • Get over here and see if you can get this toolbox off me.

  • Oh, come on, Buzz, I--

  • Buzz, I can't do this without you. I need your help.

  • I can't help. I can't help anyone.

  • Why, sure you can, Buzz. You can get me outta here.

  • Then I will get that rocket off you, and we will make a break for Andy's house.

  • Andy's house, Sid's house. What's the difference?

  • Oh, Buzz. You have had a big fall. You must not be thinking clearly.

  • No, Woody. For the first time I am thinking clearly.

  • You were right all along. I'm not a Space Ranger.

  • I'm just a toy, a stupid, little, insignificant toy.

  • Whoa, hey, wait a minute.

  • Being' a toy is a lot better than being' a, a Space Ranger.

  • - Yeah, right. - No, it is.

  • Look, over in that house is a kid who thinks you are the greatest.

  • And it’s not because you are a Space Ranger, pal.

  • It's because you’re a toy. You are his toy.

  • But why would Andy want me?

  • Why would Andy want you? Look at you! You are a Buzz Light year.

  • Any other toy would give up his moving parts just to bayou.

  • You have got wings. You glow in the dark. You talk!

  • Your helmet does that, that, that whoosh thing.

  • You are a cool toy.

  • As a matter of fact, you are too cool.

  • I mean, I mean, what chance does a toy like me have...

  • against a Buzz Light year action figure?

  • All I can do is--

  • [Voice Box] There's a snake in my boots.

  • Why would Andy ever want to play with me...

  • when he's got you?

  • I'm the one that should be strapped to that rocket.

  • [Birds Chirping]

  • Listen, Buzz, forget about me.

  • You should get outta here while you can.

  • [Chirping Continues]

  • [Sighs]

  • [Clattering]

  • Buzz? What are you doing'? I thought you were--

  • Come on, Sheriff. There's a kid over in that house who needs us.

  • Now let's get you out of this thing. [Grunts]

  • Yes, sir!

  • - [Straining] - Come on, Buzz. We can do it.

  • - [Grunts] -[Engine Noise Approaching]

  • Woody, it's the moving van.

  • We got to get outta here now.

  • [Grunts]

  • Come on, Buzz.

  • All right. [Grunts] Buzz!

  • - Hey, I'm out! - Almost there.

  • [Sputters] I want to ride the pony. [Snores]

  • Phew. Woody?

  • Woody? Are you all right?

  • I'm fine. I'm okay.

  • [Ringing]

  • [Ringing Continues]

  • [Ringing Continues]

  • [Clock Clatters On Floor, Ringing Stops]

  • Oh, yeah! Time for liftoff!. Whoo!

  • To infinity and beyond!

  • Whoo-hoo!

  • [Growls, Barks, Snarling]

  • - Aah! Back, back. - [Barks, Yelps]

  • - Down, down! - [Barks]

  • - Okay, what do I do? Come on, Woody. Think. -[Toys Clattering]

  • Guys!

  • No, no, no, no! Wait! Wait. Listen, please.

  • There's a good toy down there, and he's gonna be blown to bits in a few minutes.

  • All because of me. We have got to save him.

  • And, uh-- But I need your help.

  • [Toy Creaking]

  • Please. He's my friend.

  • And he's the only one I have got.

  • [Tapping Morse Code]

  • -[Toy Trumpeting] -[Tapping Continues]

  • Thank you. Okay, I think I know what to do.

  • We are gonna have to break a few rules.

  • But if it works, it will help everybody.

  • [Sighs]

  • -[Pounding] - [Sid] Houston to Mission Control. Come in, Control.

  • Launch pad is being constructed.

  • - [Growls] -[Woody] All right, listen up.

  • I need Pump Boy here, Ducky here.

  • - Legs, you are with Ducky. - [Quacks]

  • Roller Bob and I don't move till we get the signal. Clear?

  • - [Quacks] - Okay. Let's move!

  • [Barks]

  • [Barking Continues]

  • [Quacks]

  • Wind the frog.

  • - [" Pop Goes the Weasel"] -[Dog Snarls]

  • - [Chatters] -[Frog Revs]

  • [Straining]

  • [Birds Chirping]

  • - Wait for the signal. -[Frog Revs]

  • [Quacks, Mutters]

  • [Muttering]

  • [Blubbers]

  • - [Ringing] - Go!

  • - [Growls] - [Engine Revving]

  • - [Barks] - All right, let's go!

  • [Hannah] I will get it!

  • Now!

  • - I'm coming. I'm coming. -[Ringing Continues]

  • - [Quacks] -[Barking Continues]

  • [Barking]

  • - [Yelps] - Scud!

  • - [Laughing] - [Snarls]

  • - [Barks] - Stupid dog.

  • [Barking Continues]

  • Lean back!

  • [Sid] Uh, Mission Control, is the launch pad construction complete?

  • Uh, roger. Rocket is now secured to guide wire.

  • We are currently obtaining the ignition sticks.

  • - Countdown will commence momentarily. Stand by. - Let's go.

  • Hey, Ma! Where are the matches? Oh, wait. Here they are. Never mind.

  • - Woody! Great! Help me outta this thing. - Shh!

  • - What? - It's okay.

  • Everything's under control.

  • - [Whispering] Woody, what are you doing? - Houston.

  • All systems are go. Requesting permission to launch--

  • Hey? How would you get out here?

  • Oh, well. You and I can have a cookout later.

  • [Chuckles]

  • Houston, do we have permission to launch?

  • [Imitating Radio Static] Uh, roger. Permission granted.

  • You are confirmed at "T"minus ten seconds.

  • And counting. Ten, nine,

  • eight, seven, six,

  • five, four, three, two,

  • - one! -[Woody's Voice Box] Reach for the sky!

  • - Huh? - This town ain't big enough for the two of us.

  • - What? - Somebody's poisoned the water hole.

  • - It's busted. - Who are you calling' busted, buster?

  • - [Whimpers] - That's right.

  • - I'm talking to you, Sid Phillips. - [Gasps]

  • - We don't like being' blown up, Sid, or smashed or ripped apart. - "We"?

  • That's right! Your toys!

  • Mama!

  • Mama!

  • Mama! Mama!

  • [Gasps]

  • [Squeaks]

  • [Gasps]

  • Aaah! [Gasps]

  • Aaah!

  • - [Gasps] - Mama!

  • From now on, you must take good care of your toys!

  • Because if you don't, we will find out, Sid.

  • We toys can see everything.

  • So play nice.

  • Aaah!

  • Ha-ha! We did it! We did it! Ha-ha! Yes!

  • The toys! The toys are alive!

  • N-Nice toy. Aaah!

  • - [Whimpers] - What's wrong, Sid?

  • - Don’t you want to play with Sally? -[Sid Sobbing]

  • Nice work, fellows. Good job.

  • Coming' out of the ground, what a touch. That was a stroke of genius.

  • Woody.

  • - Thanks. - [Horn Honks]

  • [Woman] Everybody say, "Bye, house! "

  • - Woody! The van! -[Andy] Bye, house.

  • [Grunts]

  • - We got to run! Thanks, guys! - [Car Door Slides Closed]

  • [Ignition Starting]

  • - Quick! - [Grunts]

  • [Engine Revving]

  • J just go. I will catch up.

  • [Grunts]

  • [Truck Approaching]

  • [Both] Aaah!

  • Come on!

  • [Growls]

  • - [Grunts] - You can do it, Woody!

  • [Grunts] I got it! Woo-hoo-hoo!

  • -[Scud Barking] - I made it. - [Gasps]

  • Aaah! Get away, you stupid dog! Down!

  • - Down! Aah! Aah! - Hold on, Woody!

  • [Grunts] I can't do it.

  • -[Cloth Ripping] - Take care of Andy for me!

  • - No! - [Yelps]

  • - Buzz! - [Snarling]

  • [Snarling, Barking]

  • - [Grunts] -[Scud Barking]

  • - Ow! - Are we there already? - Woody?

  • - How did you-- - How would he get here?

  • - Where have you-- - What happened?

  • - Ow! - What's going' on?

  • - What's he taken'? - Aha! There you are!

  • - Hey. What's he doing? - [Whimpers]

  • - Aah! - He's at it again!

  • - [Barks] - [Horn Beeping]

  • -[Barking] - [Engine Revving]

  • Ha, ha, ha!

  • - Get him! - Come on!

  • [Gasps]

  • [Barking]

  • - [Roars] - Ah, ah, no, no!

  • [Barks]

  • - [Barks] - No, no, no, no! Wait! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

  • - [Barks] - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

  • Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! [Groans]

  • [Barks, Pants]

  • - Pig pile! - [Grunts]

  • Aaah!

  • [Horn Honking, Tires Screeching]

  • - [Barking] - [Horns Honking]

  • - [Woman] Get outta that car! - [Man] Move it!

  • Whew.

  • No! Please! You don't understand!

  • Buzz is out there. We got to help him.

  • - No! - Toss him overboard!

  • No, no, no! Wait! Aah!

  • - Hooray! - So long, Woody!

  • - [Sighs] -[Horn Honking]

  • Aah!

  • Oh! Woody!

  • - Oh! Well, thanks for the ride. - Look out!

  • Aaah!

  • - Now let's catch up to that truck. - [Beeps]

  • [Chattering, Laughing]

  • Guys! Guys! Woody's riding R.C.

  • - What? - And Buzz is with him!

  • - [Horn Beeping] - It is Buzz! Woody was telling the truth.

  • - What have we done? - Great! Now I have guilt.

  • We are almost there!

  • Rocky, the ramp!

  • [Grunts]

  • Look out!

  • Quick! Hold onto my tail!

  • - Atta boy, Slink! - Oh! Woody!

  • Woody! Speed up!

  • - Speed up! - The batteries!

  • They are running out!

  • [Slinky] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

  • Whoa! Aah!

  • [Timon And Pumbaa] Hakuna Matata What a wonderful phrase

  • - [Giggles] - Aaah!

  • - I can't hold on much longer. - Slink! Hang on!

  • - Aaah! - Ouch!

  • [Mourning Dove Cooing]

  • Great!

  • Woody! The rocket!

  • The match! Yes!

  • Thank you, Sid!

  • [Car Approaching]

  • No! No, no! No!

  • No! Oh, no!

  • No, no, no, no, no,

  • no!

  • [Sobs] No!

  • - Woody! What are you doing? - Hold still, Buzz!

  • - Ha-ha! Ha-ha! - You did it!

  • Next stop: Andy!

  • Wait a minute. I just lit a rocket. Rockets explode!

  • [Teeth Chattering]

  • I should have held on longer.

  • Look! Look! It's Woody and Buzz coming' up fast!

  • Woody!

  • [Rex] Aah! Take cover!

  • Aaah! This is the part where we blow up!

  • Not today!

  • [Fireworks Crackling]

  • Aaah!

  • Hey, Buzz! You are flying'!

  • This isn't flying. This is falling with style.

  • [Woody] Ha-ha-ha!

  • To infinity and beyond!

  • Uh, Buzz, we missed the truck.

  • We are not aiming for the truck.

  • [Thudding]

  • Hey, wow!

  • - [Mother] What? What is it? - Woody! Buzz!

  • - Oh, great, you found them. Where were they? - Here in the car!

  • See? Now, what would I tell you? Right where you left 'em.

  • [Giggles]

  • - Which one can I open first? - Let's let Molly open one.

  • [Sergeant] Frankincense, this is Myrrh.

  • - Hey, heads up, everybody. It's show time. - Whoa! It's time!

  • Ohh! Oh, Bo.

  • There's got to be a less painful way to get my attention.

  • Merry Christmas, Sheriff.

  • - Say, isn't that mistletoe? - Mm-hmm.

  • - Ooh! -[Kissing Sounds, Bo Giggles]

  • Maybe Andy will get another dinosaur.

  • Like a leaf eater. That way I could play the, uh, dominant predator.

  • Quiet, everyone! Quiet!

  • [Sergeant] Molly's first present is Mrs. Potato Head.

  • Repeat: a Mrs. Potato Head.

  • Way to go, Idaho!

  • Gee, I would better shave.

  • -[Radio Whining] -[Sergeant] Come in, Frankincense.

  • Andy is now opening his first present.

  • - It's -- [Static] - Buzz. Buzz Light year,

  • - [Sergeant] I can't quite-- - you are not worried, are you?

  • - Me? No, no. Pfft. - [Sergeant] Make out--

  • No. No, no, no, no. Mm-mm.

  • [Sergeant] A large box-- It's-- It's-- It's--

  • - Are you? - [Chuckles] Now, Buzz,

  • what could Andy possibly get that is worse than you?

  • [Andy On Monitor] Oh, what is it? What is it?

  • - [Puppy Barking] - [Andy] Wow! A puppy!

  • [Chuckles]

  • Ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo

  • You have got a friend in me

  • You have got a friend in me

  • When the road looks rough ahead

  • And you’re miles and miles from your nice, warm bed

  • You just remember what your old pal said

  • Boy, you have got a friend in me

  • Yeah, you have got a friend in me

  • You have got a friend in me

  • You have got a friend in me

  • - You got troubles - And I got 'em too

  • There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you

  • If we stick together we can see it through

  • 'Cause you have got a friend in me

  • You have got a friend in me

  • Some other folks might be a little bit smarter than I am

  • Bigger and stronger too

  • Maybe

  • But none of them will ever love you the way I do

  • [Together] It's me and you, boy

  • And as the years go by

  • Our friendship will never die

  • You are gonna see it's our destiny

  • You have got a friend in me

  • You have got a friend in me

  • You have got a friend in me

[Boy] All right, everyone! This... is a stickup! Don't anybody move!

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