I'll read that again. For the occasion...

Like this. I want to make sure I keep up the traditions of being a best man.

I need to get the groom to the church on time, tick.

I need to remember the rings. Did that.

And I need to have sex with the bridesmaid.

To be fair.. I... maybe when they're older.

Happy ten day anniversary.

- What is it? - I saw you looking at it online.

Two Asian lesbians and a man who looks like a fat Jesus?

I thought I got it made.

You married a doctor?

First word...

red, enfant! sick!

Lazy, stupid, disappointment.

That was 9 months ago, and it's just something in our marriage

- that hasn't quite .. clicked.. - Gelled

You realize you've married beneath yourself.

Could be with someome better looking

- better body. - No.

All right, so were they terrible sexual problems?

Chloe's lovely, I don't know how you let her slip away.

No, she's too nice, she's too perfect.

Holy, shit!

Guy, right?

He's just your type, really.

You're my type. I don't really go for good looking

I need to be with you Nat'.

I'm sorry but that dove is getting awfully close to the ceiling fan.

I'm not giving up. The minute I met you, I've thought of nothing else.

- Nat's kind, boring, warm... - Put the radiator on if you want warm.

- ... good with kids - So was Michael Jackson.

It's a shame that they can't put your brain in her body.

Amazing.

You'd be left with her brain in your body, imagine that.

It's like Frankenstein, but with like boobs!

Nah. Joking. I'd do you.

I may literally never see another penis again.

In all fairness, you've probably seen enough to getting on with that.

I'm not calling you a whore, but I also am.

Digital photo frame!

We've got a camera, we'll have to try that.

So that's Morocco, that's our hotel,

and that's...

Oh, that's doggy style.

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