HitGirl: Hit me. Kick-Ass: You're a 15 year old girl!

Kick-Ass: What the hell?! HitGirl: Act like a bitch, get slapped like a bitch!

Kick-Ass: Oh god...

HitGirl: Take your tampon out Dave. News Reporter: They may wear costumes...

But it isn't Halloween. They're real life superheroes.

Kick-Ass: Me and Hitgirl are training everyday.

They're were more and more people joining us everyday

Colonel Stars: Colonel Stars and Stripes reporting to duty.

:: Colonel Stars & Stripes beating a bouncer with bat ::

Colonel Stars: Try to have fun.

Otherwise, what's the point? Kick-Ass: A world full of superheroes.

The Mother Fucker: Wait till they get a load of me.

I'm going to make Kick-Ass pay for what he did to my dad.

Henceforth I will be know as...

... The Mother Fucker.

I'm building an evil army.

Kick-Ass: Who is this guy? Battle Guy: He's trying to be the world's first real super-villain.

Kick-Ass: What an asshole. Police Chief: We're putting an end to this costume freak!

If you're wearing a mask, you're getting the tank!

Old Man: Promise me that you will never put on that outfit again.

HitGirl: Kick-Ass isn't a costume. It's who you really are.

:: THIS SUMMER (2013) :: HitGirl: My dad made me promise to never stop defending this city.

I'm prepared for anything. Kick-Ass: We've gotta make this right.

Battle Guy: The anticipation is killing me.

Colonel Stars: What's the worry!

Kick-Ass: There's no room for punks in suits. Just real heroes.

...who can really kick ass

HitGirl: Game on cocksuckers!

:: Hit Girl going to work on some baddies ::

:: Aaron Taylor-Johnson :: :: Christopher Mintz-Plasse :: :: Chloe Grace Moretz:: :: And Jim Carrey ::

Bad Guy: Who the hell are you? Colonel Stars: We're the good guys. Bad Guys: You're the dead guys.

Colonel Stars: AHA YEAA There's a dog on your balls.

:: KICK-ASS 2 ::

:: Coming Soon ::