consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge

and

at least once a day retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off

while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble hell.

You've obviously had no interest in saving yourself

Brad, for fourteen years i've been a whore for the advertising industry,

the only way I could save myself now is if I start firebombing.

Whatever.. the management wants you gone by the end of the day

Well just what sort of severance packages is management prepared to offer me considering the information I have about our editorial

director buying pussy with company money

which I think would interest the IRS since it technically constitutes fraud and I'm sure that some of

our advertisers and rival publications might like to know about it as well

not to mention...

Craig's wife

What do you want?

One year salary with benefits

That's not going to happen

Well, what do you say I throw in a little sexual harassment charge to boot?

Against who?

Against YOU!

Can you prove you didn't offer to save my job if I'd let you blow me?

Man, you're one twisted fuck...

Nope, I'm just an ordinary guy with nothing to lose..