consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge

基本上掩蓋了我對那些混蛋的蔑視

and

和

at least once a day retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off

每天至少一次退到男廁所，這樣我就可以打飛機了。

while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble hell.

而我卻幻想著不近似地獄的生活。

You've obviously had no interest in saving yourself

你顯然對拯救自己沒有興趣。

Brad, for fourteen years i've been a whore for the advertising industry,

布拉德，十四年來我一直是廣告業的妓女。

the only way I could save myself now is if I start firebombing.

我現在唯一能救自己的辦法就是開始火拼。

Whatever.. the management wants you gone by the end of the day

管他呢... 管理層希望你在今天結束前離開

Well just what sort of severance packages is management prepared to offer me considering the information I have about our editorial

好吧，只是什麼樣的遣散方案是管理層準備給我提供 考慮到我所掌握的關於我們編輯部的資訊。

director buying pussy with company money

導演用公司的錢買女人

which I think would interest the IRS since it technically constitutes fraud and I'm sure that some of

我認為會引起國稅局的興趣，因為它在技術上構成欺詐，并且我敢肯定，其中的一些

our advertisers and rival publications might like to know about it as well

我們的廣告商和競爭對手的出版品可能也想知道這一點

not to mention...

何況

Craig's wife

Craig的妻子

What do you want?

你想要什麼？

One year salary with benefits

一年的工資和福利

That's not going to happen

那是不可能的

Well, what do you say I throw in a little sexual harassment charge to boot?

那我再加點性騷擾的罪名，怎麼樣？

Against who?

針對誰？

Against YOU!

對付你！

Can you prove you didn't offer to save my job if I'd let you blow me?

你能證明如果我讓你給我吹簫，你沒有提出救我的工作嗎？

Man, you're one twisted fuck...

夥計，你是一個扭曲的他媽的... ...

Nope, I'm just an ordinary guy with nothing to lose..

不，我只是一個普通人，沒有什麼可失去的... ...