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YOU KNOW THE NAME MARIE KONDO
[ APPLAUSE ]
HOW MANY HAOF YOU HAVE BEEN
TIDYING UP YOUR CLOSET?
SHE MAKES PEOPLE GET RID OF
STUFF.
I'
I'VE ACCUMULATED A LOT OF STUFF.
SOMEONE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A
GOOD IDEA TO ASK MARIE KONDO TO
HELP.
HERE'S MY REAL OFFICE AND HOW IT
REALLY LOOKS AT THE SHOW AND
MARIE KONDO GIVING ME A LITTLE
HELP.
>> HELLO!
NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> Jimmy: NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO,
THANK YOU FOR COMING.
CAN I BE VERY HONEST WITH YOU?
I HAD A NIGHTMARE ABOUT THIS THE
OTHER NIGHT.
I WOKE UP UPSET BECAUSE I
DREAMED YOU CAME IN MY OFFICE
AND STARTED DESTROYING MY
THINGS.
>> Translator: WHAT'S IMPORTANT
ABOUT MY METHOD IS THAT YOU WILL
BE DOING ALL THE HARD WORK,
JIMMY.
ACTUALLY, I NEVER FORCE ANYBODY
TO THROW ANYTHING AWAY.
>> Jimmy: GREAT.
OUR WORK HERE IS DONE.
>> Translator: WITH THE KUMARI
METHOD, WE WILL BE CHECKING
EVERYTHING YOU OWN, IF IT SPARKS
JOY WE KEEP IT.
>> Jimmy: IF IT SPARKS JOY, WE
KEEP IT, IF IT DOESN'T, IT GOES.
LET'S TIDY UP.
>> Translator: HOW ABOUT
EVERYONE WHO USES THIS OFFICE,
DO YOU TAKE A LITTLE TIME TO
SEND A LITTLE LOVE?
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
>> Translator: CLOSE YOUR EYES,
AND SIMPLY IN YOUR HEART EXPRESS
GRATITUDE FOR ALL THIS OFFICE
DOES FOR YOU.
>> Jimmy: OH, WE'RE DONE.
WE'RE DONE, EVERYBODY.
>> Translator: SO IT'S ALSO
IMPORTANT TO HAVE A VISION FOR
YOUR OFFICE BEFORE YOU TIDY.
HOW WOULD YOU BEST LIKE TO USE
THIS OFFICE?
>> I'D LIKE IT TO BE A LITTLE
MORE ORGANIZED.
I'D LIKE IT NOT TO LOOK LIKE A
R
RUMPUS ROOM.
YOU KNOW HOW TO TRANSLATE
RUMPUS, HUH?
THIS IS MY DRESSING CLOSET.
>> Translator: SO SPACIOUS.
>> Jimmy: I HAVE A LOT OF BLACK
SOCKS.
>> BUT THEY SPARK JOY?
>> Jimmy: NO, I HAVE TO WEAR
THEM FOR THE SHOW.
SO I WEAR THEM.
>> Translator: LET'S TAKE THIS
OPPORTUNITY TO EXPRESS YOUR
GRATITUDE FOR THEM.
>> Jimmy: EXPRESS MY GRATITUDE
TO THE SOCKS?
>> Translator: EXACTLY.
>> Jimmy: THANKS, SOCKS, FOR
ALWAYS BEING THERE IN THE DRAWER
AND FOR PRESENTOTECTING MY FIGEE
KEEPING THEM WARM AND ALL THE
OTHER GREAT THINGS YOU DO.
>> Translator: PERFECT.
>> Jimmy: THESE ARE ALL MY
BOOKS.
>> Translator: THE TRICK IS TO
TAKE ALL THE BOOKS OUT OF THE
BOOKCASE.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS THE NIGHTMARE
I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT.
LOOK AT THIS.
WE HAVE THE YELLOW PAGES.
I DIDN'T KNOW THEY MADE THIS
ANYMORE.
THIS IS A BOOK CALLED "FULL
DISCLOSURE" BY STORMY DANIELS.
YOU CAN TAKE THAT AND READ IT TO
HER OR WHATEVER.
>> Translator: THANK YOU VERY
MUCH.
>> Jimmy: I READ THAT YOU SHOULD
ONLY HAVE 30 BOOKS.
>> Translator: I DON'T KNOW
WHERE THAT RUMOR CAME FROM.
THAT'S A MISCONCEPTION.
>> Jimmy: OH, GOOD.
I NEED MORE THAN 30.
>> Translator: THE THING YOU
NEED TO DO IS WAKE UP THE BOOKS
A LITTLE BIT.
>> Jimmy: HEY, GUYS, WAKE UP!
>> Translator: THIS IS YOUR
OFFICE AREA?
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT REALLY IS
MORE EMBARRASSING WHEN YOU STOP
AND TAKE A LOOK AT IT.
>> Translator: WHEN YOU LOOK
AROUND, SURVEY THE AREA, WHAT
SPARKS JOY.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS A WIFFLE BAT
SIGNED BY MAGIC JOHNSON.
DO YOU KNOW WHO MAGIC JOHNSON
IS?
>> Translator: IS HE A BASEBALL
PLAYER?
>> Jimmy: NO, HE'S A BASKETBALL
PLAYER.
>> Translator: THIS IS SOMETHING
THAT SPARKS JOY, SO YEAH.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO WE'LL
PUT THAT UP ON THE WALL.
SO I HAVE ALL THIS STUFF ON THE
GROUND HERE.
>> Translator: YOU'RE GOING TO
NEED TO TOUCH EACH AND EVERY ONE
AND SEE WHICH ONE BRINGS YOU
JOY.
>> Jimmy: OH, OKAY.
THERE'S MY PANTS.
I'VE BEEN WONDERING WHAT
HAPPENED TO THESE.
I LOST THESE.
AND NOW I FOUND THEM.
THANK YOU.
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?
THIS IS, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY
LADDER I BOUGHT IN CASE WE NEED
TO ESCAPE.
>> Translator: IS THAT A
COCKROACH?
>> Jimmy: NO, THOSE ARE -- OH,
YEAH, THAT IS A COCKROACH.
OH, BOY, SORRY ABOUT THAT.
SO THIS IS A SCULPTURE.
MY COUSIN AND BROTHER HAD THIS
MADE FOR ME OF MY GRANDFATHER'S
HEAD.
IT'S GREAT, AND I LOVE IT, BUT
IT'S RIGHT HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF
THE COFFEE TABLE, AND I'M
WORRIED THAT IT'S GOING TO GET
RUINED.
>> Translator: PERHAPS YOU CAN
CREATE ONE DEDICATED SHELF FOR
YOUR GRANDFATHER'S HEAD.
>> Jimmy: THAT SOUNDS HORRIBLE
BUT I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT, YEAH.
MAYBE I'LL GET RID OF ALL THESE
BOTTLES OF ALCOHOL, AND THIS
TABLE WILL BE DEDICATED TO MY
GRANDFATHER'S HEAD.
>> Translator: GOOD IDEA.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW YOU ONE
MORE THING.
ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE SONG
"THE RAIN" BY ORANGE JUICE
JONES?
>> Translator: NO, SORRY.
>> Jimmy: THE SONG GOES LIKE
THIS.
IT GOES HEY, HEY, BABY, HOW YOU
DOIN' TODAY?
YOU MISS ME?
I MISSED YOU TOO.
I MISSED YOU SO MUCH I FOLLOWED
YOU TODAY.
CLOSE YOUR MOUTH BECAUSE YOU'RE
COLD BUSTED.
I'M SO UPSET WITH YOU I DON'T
KNOW WHAT TO DO.
MY FIRST IMPULSE WAS TO RUN UP
ON YOU AND DO A RAM WILLING BUT
I DIDN'T WANT TO MESS UP THIS
$3700 LYNX COAT.
SO INSTEAD I CHILLED.
THAT'S RIGHT.
I CHILLED.
THEN I WENT TO THE BANK AND TOOK
OUT EVERY DIME, I WENT AND
CANCELED ALL YOUR CREDIT CARDS,
ALL YOUR CHARGE ACCOUNTS.
I STEPPED UP FOR EVERY PIECE OF
JEWELRY I EVER BOUGHT YOU.
NO, NO.
DON'T GO LOOK IN THAT CLOSET.
WHAT WAS YOU THINKING ABOUT?
WHAT WAS YOU TRY-TO PROVE?
YOU WAS WITH THE JUICE.
♪ ♪
♪ HUSH PUPPY ♪
♪ SILLY RABBITS ♪
>> Jimmy: TRIX WERE MADE FOR
KIDS.
I'LL WAIT FOR YOU TO TRANSLATE
THAT WHOLE THING.
I THINK THAT BOILS IT DOWN.
I FEEL MORE STABLE EMOTIONALLY,
NOW.
I WAS WORRIED YOU WERE GOING TO
COME IN HERE LIKE THE COOKIE
MONSTER, JUST DESTROYING
EVERYTHING.
>> Translator: I HEAR THAT A
LOT.
BUT I'M NOT GOING TO TIDE EYE
F
FOR YOU.
IT'S YOUR JOB TO TIDY YOUR OWN
SPACE.
>> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO CLEAN UP
AND SEE WHAT THE RESULT IS OF
THIS.
>> Translator: I'LL BE LOOKING
FORWARD TO THAT.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU. 238 00:07:17,170 --> 00:00:00,000 >> Translator: THANK YOU.