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BECAUSE NOW THE NEXT PERSON WHO
PULLS ME OVER IS GOING TO BE
LIKE, I'M GOING TO GET YOU.
CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE
BEFORE I LET YOU GO?
WE SAW EACH OTHER THIS WEEKEND
AT A PARTY.
AND SOMEHOW YOUR WIFE MOLLY
SHOWED EVERYONE YOUR PHONE.
DO YOU HAVE IT WITH YOU.
>> YES, I DO.
>> CAN I SEE IT?
>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHY I'VE
BECOME A LAUGHINGSTOCK.
>> I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN IT
ON.
DO YOU TAKE SELFIES OFTEN?
>> Jimmy: NO.
>> SHOW PEOPLE WHAT YOUR PHONE
IS.
>> Jimmy: IT LIGHTS UP.
>> IT'S LIKE YOU'RE A
KARDASHIAN.
LOOK AT THAT.
WHY?
>> Jimmy: BECAUSE FIRST OF ALL,
I CAN'T READ IN RESTAURANTS, AND
I LIKE TO BE ABLE TO USE IT ON
THE MENU.
>> IS THAT WHAT IT'S FOR?
>> Jimmy: MOSTLY, AND I LIKE TO
TAKE PICTURES OF MY KID AND I
LIKE A LITTLE LIGHT.
>> MOLLY WAS DANCING AROUND LIKE
IT WAS FIRE, LIKE THAT WAS A
CEREMONY.
>> Jimmy: EVERYONE LAUGHS AND
LAUGHS AND LAUGHS AT ME, AND
THEN THEY TAKE IT AND SAY CAN WE
BORROW THAT FOR A SECOND?
AND IT'S LIKE THIS.
>> YEAH.
THE KARDASHIANS CAME UP WITH
THAT SAME THING.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS NOT THE COLOR
NECESSARILY I WOULD HAVE CHOSEN,
BUT I THINK I MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN
THIS IN A GIFT BASKET OR
SOMETHING LIKE THAT, SO I USED
IT.
>> THAT'S WHAT IT'S FOR THEN,
READING A MENU OR YOUR KIDS.
>> Jimmy: EXACTLY.
>> EVERYBODY, THE WHOLE PARTY,
IT WAS PASSED AROUND AND
EVERYBODY --
>> Jimmy: YES, AND PEOPLE PUT
OBSCENE PICTURES ON IT, TOO.
>> I WAS WALKING OUT.
IT WAS GETTING LATE.
I LEFT AT 10:00.
>> Jimmy: YOU ARE VERY BUSY, AND
ALSO "ELLEN'S GAME OF GAMES" IS
COMING BACK IN JANUARY.
>> YES, BUT THERE'S A HOLIDAY.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
SO THE HOLIDAY SPECIAL IS
WEDNESDAY NIGHT ON NBC.
AND IT'S REALLY FUN.
>> Jimmy: WILL YOU BE GIVING
AWAY THESE?
>> WHAT ARE THEY CALLED?
IF I SAY IT, I WILL.
>> Jimmy: THEY'RE CALLED LUMI.
>> YES, I WILL BE GIVING AWAY
LUMIS.
>> Jimmy: THIS WAS ELLEN'S SHOW,
YOU WOULD GET ONE.
BUT GUESS WHAT, YOU'RE NOT
GETTING ANY!
>> THERE'S NOT THAT MANY OF YOU.
I COULD HAVE BROUGHT YOU
EVERYTHING.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Jimmy: ELLEN DEGENERIS,