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  • BECAUSE NOW THE NEXT PERSON WHO

  • PULLS ME OVER IS GOING TO BE

  • LIKE, I'M GOING TO GET YOU.

  • CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE

  • BEFORE I LET YOU GO?

  • WE SAW EACH OTHER THIS WEEKEND

  • AT A PARTY.

  • AND SOMEHOW YOUR WIFE MOLLY

  • SHOWED EVERYONE YOUR PHONE.

  • DO YOU HAVE IT WITH YOU.

  • >> YES, I DO.

  • >> CAN I SEE IT?

  • >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHY I'VE

  • BECOME A LAUGHINGSTOCK.

  • >> I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN IT

  • ON.

  • DO YOU TAKE SELFIES OFTEN?

  • >> Jimmy: NO.

  • >> SHOW PEOPLE WHAT YOUR PHONE

  • IS.

  • >> Jimmy: IT LIGHTS UP.

  • >> IT'S LIKE YOU'RE A

  • KARDASHIAN.

  • LOOK AT THAT.

  • WHY?

  • >> Jimmy: BECAUSE FIRST OF ALL,

  • I CAN'T READ IN RESTAURANTS, AND

  • I LIKE TO BE ABLE TO USE IT ON

  • THE MENU.

  • >> IS THAT WHAT IT'S FOR?

  • >> Jimmy: MOSTLY, AND I LIKE TO

  • TAKE PICTURES OF MY KID AND I

  • LIKE A LITTLE LIGHT.

  • >> MOLLY WAS DANCING AROUND LIKE

  • IT WAS FIRE, LIKE THAT WAS A

  • CEREMONY.

  • >> Jimmy: EVERYONE LAUGHS AND

  • LAUGHS AND LAUGHS AT ME, AND

  • THEN THEY TAKE IT AND SAY CAN WE

  • BORROW THAT FOR A SECOND?

  • AND IT'S LIKE THIS.

  • >> YEAH.

  • THE KARDASHIANS CAME UP WITH

  • THAT SAME THING.

  • >> Jimmy: THIS IS NOT THE COLOR

  • NECESSARILY I WOULD HAVE CHOSEN,

  • BUT I THINK I MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN

  • THIS IN A GIFT BASKET OR

  • SOMETHING LIKE THAT, SO I USED

  • IT.

  • >> THAT'S WHAT IT'S FOR THEN,

  • READING A MENU OR YOUR KIDS.

  • >> Jimmy: EXACTLY.

  • >> EVERYBODY, THE WHOLE PARTY,

  • IT WAS PASSED AROUND AND

  • EVERYBODY --

  • >> Jimmy: YES, AND PEOPLE PUT

  • OBSCENE PICTURES ON IT, TOO.

  • >> I WAS WALKING OUT.

  • IT WAS GETTING LATE.

  • I LEFT AT 10:00.

  • >> Jimmy: YOU ARE VERY BUSY, AND

  • ALSO "ELLEN'S GAME OF GAMES" IS

  • COMING BACK IN JANUARY.

  • >> YES, BUT THERE'S A HOLIDAY.

  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

  • SO THE HOLIDAY SPECIAL IS

  • WEDNESDAY NIGHT ON NBC.

  • AND IT'S REALLY FUN.

  • >> Jimmy: WILL YOU BE GIVING

  • AWAY THESE?

  • >> WHAT ARE THEY CALLED?

  • IF I SAY IT, I WILL.

  • >> Jimmy: THEY'RE CALLED LUMI.

  • >> YES, I WILL BE GIVING AWAY

  • LUMIS.

  • >> Jimmy: THIS WAS ELLEN'S SHOW,

  • YOU WOULD GET ONE.

  • BUT GUESS WHAT, YOU'RE NOT

  • GETTING ANY!

  • >> THERE'S NOT THAT MANY OF YOU.

  • I COULD HAVE BROUGHT YOU

  • EVERYTHING.

  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

  • >> Jimmy: ELLEN DEGENERIS,

BECAUSE NOW THE NEXT PERSON WHO

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