I woke up with a heavy case of amnesia

我醒來後完全失憶，

in the middle of nowhere.

來到這個鳥不生蛋的地方。

The only clue to my past

對過去的線索只有哈利這名字與地址

is Harry's name and address inside this hat.

就在這帽子裡。

So I made my way to the apartment,

所於是我去了這間公寓，

and that's when I found you... and your stapler gun.

這時我找到了你，還有你的釘書機。

Stop talking. You're a hallucination!

你別講話，你只是個幻覺！

You're a hallucination.

你才幻覺咧！

Tim: So you're a talking Pikachu with no memories

所以你是個會講話的失憶的皮卡丘，

who's addicted to caffeine.

還咖啡因成癮。

I could stop whenever I want. These are just choices.

我隨時能戒掉，喝啥都沒差。

Another round. Extra shot.

再來一杯，特濃黑咖啡。

Black as night. Thank you, sweetie.

謝啦，朋友。

Ludicolo!

Ludicolo！ (不客氣)

Pikachu: I don't know. Maybe Harry got in too deep.

我不清楚，搞不好哈利涉入太深。

Mixed up with the wrong crowd, that kind of thing.

惹錯人之類的。

Look, you can talk to humans.

聽著，你可以跟人類說話。

- [ snoring ] - I can talk to Pokémon.

- [ 打呼聲 ] - 我能夠跟寶可夢說話。

[ squeaks ]

[ 吱吱聲 ]

Pikachu: And if you wanna find your pops,

如果你想要找到你的老爸，

we're gonna need each other. - No. I don't need a Pokémon.

我們就要合作，不要，我不需要寶可夢。

What about a world-class detective?

那世界級的偵探幫忙呢？

- Ah! My clues! - Tim: What is all this?

我的線索啊！這些都是什麼？

Pikachu: Harry is still alive.

哈利還活著，

Case closed.

結案。

But still open until I solve it.

但我還沒解決之前都算懸案。

♪♪♪

音樂

All right. Here it is.

好，真相如下。

Harry faked his own death.

哈利是裝死、

Or...somebody else faked Harry's death.

或是有人捏造哈利的死、

♪♪♪

音樂

Or Harry faked somebody else's death.

不然就是哈利捏了造某人的死

- Hmph. - That last one

最後一個假設

doesn't work at all. - No.

完全說不通，沒錯。

♪ Ah, ah ♪

(音樂)

♪ I need a hero ♪

我需要一個英雄，

♪ I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night ♪

我堅持下去只為了一個英雄。

♪ He's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be fast ♪

他必定是堅強的，他必定是可靠的

- Oh! - ♪ And he's gotta be fresh ♪

還有他肯定是剛從一場戰爭

♪ From the fight ♪

凱旋而歸。

♪ I need a hero ♪

我需要一個英雄，

- Oh! - [ snarls ]

-噢！[ 發怒聲音 ]

♪ And he's gotta be larger than life ♪

而且他必定是出類拔萃。

Now, obviously, I've dealt with this putz before.

顯然我以前有跟這傻蛋交手過，

- [ growls ] - So I'll just do it again.

- [ 咆嘯聲 ] - 再來一次也無妨。

[ grunting ]

[ 呼嚕聲 ]

Hey, bud! What are you doing?

嘿，兄弟！你在做什麼？

I can't do it when people are watching.

有人在看我會害羞。

[ growls ]

[ 咆嘯聲 ]

Get me the hell out of here!

快把我救出去！

[ roars ]

[ 怒吼聲 ]

Pika-Pika...?

皮卡皮卡？

[ roars ]

[ 怒吼聲 ]

♪♪♪

音樂

That's a twist. [ whispers ] That's very twisty.

太玄了，玄到不要不要的。

♪ I need a hero ♪

我需要一個英雄，

- Get him! - He's barely moving.

- 抓住他！- 他根本沒移動。

- Don't tell him that. - Oh, he's on a bike.

- 別讓他知道嘛！- 他在正在騎車。

Quick! Get in front of him.

快，繞到他前面。

- Tim: Stop. - Pikachu: Oh, no.

- 停。- 噢，不。

He's going down hard, Tim.

他摔得好慘，蒂姆。

Should've worn a helmet.

他該戴安全帽的。