very much, thankyou for coming out here. Alright.

Okay- I didn't cure anything! Jesus Christ

fucking Lifetime Achievement Award out here.I have been on the road for the

last five months I don't know man, I just..I'm really thinking the worst of people

really am. Seeing some of the animals..some of the the animals I see, like..I was in

the airport the other day right? I'm sitting there waiting for my flight- just

hating my life- and I'm watching this lady, she's eating Egg

McMuffins, like, 'plural' she went through three of them,

right down her throat like a pelican just like, right down her gullet and when

she was done she wiped her face with the bag. No, with the bag! Not even like a gentlemen, just YEEEARRRGGHHH!! she just got a straight razor

shave. Absolute animal. I saw this other dude he was so out of shape he was like, trying to

itch his back and he couldn't reach it so he walked up to a support pole that

was holding up an entire floor of the airport..he just walks up and he just

starts like rubbing up against it. Like a grizzly bear. Just a fucking

animal.

Dude, I am so pro-Swine Flu, it's ridiculous

I want it- we need a plague, I'm telling you. We need a plague. It's gotta

happen. And don't be afraid, it's only

gonna kill the weak. Put on a sweater, take some vitamins you're gonna be fine.

You gotta let Mother Nature do her thing. Man, she's she keeps trying to help

us out and we won't let her do it. Keeps trying to thin the herd every single

time. We are like 'Gotta get your vaccinations!'--why?why? so Egg McMuffin

lady can breed with the back-fat guy?