[yelling]

Book! Book!

Book!

Gary, I don't think Patrick knows how to use a book properly.

[groaning]

Behold the books, Patrick.

Each one has a story to tell.

Look out!

Those books are cliffhangers!

Stories for the adventurous.

[moaning]

[moaning]

I'll save you!

[screaming]

There are log books.

Unabridged books.

[groaning]

And books with bridges.

[laughing]

Listen to the soothing sounds of the audio books.

[seagulls calling]

I can hear the ocean.

[toilet flushing]

Me too!

[laughing]

Cookbooks for the culinarily curious.

[moaning]

[burping]

I like the pictures.

Ah, but the pictures are a mere snack.

It's the words in a book that really feed your brain.

Let's start you off with an old book.

Ahh! Musty old book smell.

Now read the words, Patrick.

Oh, read the-- Oh.

Once... upon... a...

Once upon a...

Once upon a what?

To continue the story, you have to turn the page.

Oh.

Time!

Once upon a time!

[laughing]

That's the most amazing trick I've ever seen!