Name: ‘Patrick’s Parents’
Uploaded: 2019-03-26T11:24:07.000Z
Duration: 4 min 51 s

This show was filmed in front of a live studio audience.

這個節目是在演播室現場觀眾面前拍攝的。[呻吟] 

需要......傢俱！[沉重的呼吸] [笑] [笑] [掌聲] [哭] 

to 不定詞

我不知道該怎麼做，海綿寶寶。

Your mom and I are coming out tomorrow for Starfish Day.

我和你媽媽明天要來參加海星節。

My parents think I'm dumber than a sack of diapers.

我的父母認為我比一袋尿布還笨。

別擔心，帕特里克！我當啞巴！當你的父母看到我的行為是多麼的愚蠢。 

When your parents see how dumb I act, they'll think you're the smartest guy ever!

好吧，你不打算帶我們進去嗎？

Oh, let me lead the way so we don't get lost, huh? Hold hands now.

哦，讓我帶路，這樣我們就不會迷路了，現在就牽手吧。[笑] 

Wow, son, you put the drinks in something this time!

哇，兒子！這次你把飲料放進什麼東西里了! 

Ah, son, you must've been working all night to put these together for us.

哦，兒子。你一定是通宵達旦地工作，為我們把這些放在一起。 

- 我們愛你！- 我們愛你！[親吻] [門鈴響] 

媽媽，爸爸，見見我的鄰居，海綿寶寶！

把她放在那裡。[娃娃的尖叫聲] 

現在將你的手臂上下移動。[笑] 

那麼，海綿寶寶，你住在附近嗎？

不，不是你的上衣！你的房子！[尖叫] [笑] 

You know, son, I've always known that when it comes to brightness, well, you're about a 3-watt.

你知道，兒子。我一直知道，說到亮度，好吧，你大約是3瓦。 

But this guy, he's a wet match in a dark cave.

但這個人...他是黑暗山洞裡的一根溼火柴。

他讓電話接線員看起來很聰明！

But... but, more importantly, son, he's shown me what a sharp, quick-witted boy you've become.

但是，但更重要的是兒子。他讓我看到了你成為了一個多麼聰明伶俐的孩子 

I... I feel like I'm really meeting you for the first time!

馬蒂，我很害怕。[門鈴響] [笑] 

They've been standing outside my house saying, "Where's Patrick?" all day.

他們一直站在我家外面說 "帕特里克在哪裡？"一整天！

Wow, son, you actually recognized us this time!

哇，兒子。你這次居然認出了我們！

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