I buy new Apple computer.

我買了一台新的 Apple 電腦。

What?

什麼？

I thought you went to go get a Blackberry.

我以為你去買了一台 Blackberry 誒！

I did and then I also buy Apple computer.

我有買啊，然後我又買了 Apple 電腦。

You said you wanted tablet this time?

你不是說你這次想要平板嗎？

I got them and then I buy Apple computer.

我買了然後我又買了 Apple 電腦。

Apple computer?

Apple 電腦？

Manjeet, you said you wanted a Dell.

Manjeet ，你說你想要 Dell 牌的電腦。

I did and then I also buy Apple computer.

有啊，然後我又買了 Apple 電腦。

I thought you wanted new notebook.

我以為你想要一個新的筆記型電腦。

Okay, calm down.

好，冷靜。

I don't wanna spend that much money on props.

我不想花那麼多錢在道具上。

Dad, why'd you buy a new computer?

老爸，你為什麼又買一台新電腦？

Your old was so good.

舊的那台還很好哇！

Oh, because this one have calendar application.

喔！因為這台新的有行事曆的應用程式。

Okay, they all do.

好的，它們都有。

Well what is it, a MacBook Air?

所以它是什麼？ MacBook Air ？

Air?

Air?

No, it's not Nike, it's Apple computer.

不，這又不是 Nike ，這是 Apple computer 。

That's the installation guy.

那是安裝人員。

I'm on instant gram and someone writing small Simpson faces under my post.

我在用 Instagram ，然後有人在我的貼文下留言超小辛普森頭。

Mm, maybe they have wrong number.

嗯... 或許他們搞錯號碼了。

So I'm thinking right there, that's where we want the shelving unit.

所以我在想，這裡是我們想架設櫃子的地方。

Alright, that shouldn't be a problem.

可以的，這應該不是問題。

Let me just open my computer and show you some example pictures.

讓我開我的電腦並給你看一些範例圖片。

Okay, great.

好，太好了。

Lily, what it mean when somebody say "slide into my DM."

Lily ，有人說「滑進我的 DM 」是什麼意思？

It means direct messages.

那代表私訊。

Slide into direct message, ah, okay.

滑進私訊，好，我知道了。

Alright, there's a photo album somewhere here.

好，這裡附近有一個相簿。

Just, oh nope, that's not right.

只要這樣... 不對，這樣不對。

Let me, let me start over.

讓我重新來一遍。

Did you want a hand with that or?

你需要我幫忙嗎？還是？

No, that's okay, just finding my bearings here.

不用，沒關係，我只是在找我的方向。

In my DM somebody send me eggplant picture.

有人傳茄子貼圖到我的私訊裡面耶！

They must be vegetarian, oh.

他們一定吃素。

I like eggplant too.

我也喜歡吃茄子。

Mom, block them.

媽，封鎖他們。

Do you want to set up Safari?

你要下載 Safari 瀏覽器嗎？

My new computer already planning our next vacation.

我的新電腦已經在規劃我們下一次的旅行了。

Alright, let's try again here.

好，我們再試試看。

Oh, here it is.

喔！在這裡！

Photos, okay.

照片，好的。

And collections.

然後選集。

Years, oh no, that's too much.

年度，喔不，太多了。

Let me go back, one second.

讓我回去一下，等等。

There we are, okay.

來了來了，好的。

I really don't need to see any example pictures.

我真的不用看範例照片。

I just want a basic shelf, just basic.

我只要基本款的櫃子，只要基本。

You know, I know, I'll just show you on our webpage.

你知道我知道的，我只是想要給你看我們的網站。

We got one of those on the...

我們有一個基本款的在...

Let me just get into the internet here.

讓我在這裡上個網。

Okay Paramjeet, I'm going to change pressure in room with my computer, hold onto something.

好， Paramjeet ，我要用電腦改變這間房間的壓力，你找東西抓好。

Oh Manjeet, be careful, okay?

Manjeet 小心點，好嗎？

And AirDrop.

按下， AirDrop 。

Dad, AirDrop is a way to send files to people that are close to you.

老爸， AirDrop 是用來傳送資料給你附近的人的一種方法。

I see, okay.

喔喔！原來。

Let me send file to neighbor, huh.

哈！讓我來傳資料給我們鄰居。

Send eggplant picture.

傳茄子貼圖！

Okay, here we are.

好，就是這樣。

Yeah, this is our website.

對，這是我們的網站。

See, we've got our featured shelves here next to all these apps.

你看，我們的精選櫃子在這一大堆應用程式旁邊。

I don't see any file dropping yet.

我還沒看到有任何檔案傳過來。

(phone dings)

（手機響）

New iOS available.

有新的 iOS 系統。

How'd they get my bloody number, huh?

他們怎麼會知道我的電話？

Okay, that's a phone update, Mom.

老媽，這是手機更新。

Can I just purchase your basic shelf, please?

我可以就買你們的基本櫃子就好嗎？拜託？

Update?

更新？

No, thank you, okay?

不用，好嗎？謝謝。

I'm fine with current date.

我覺得現在的日子很可以。

I don't want virus.

我不想要病毒。

Please date me first.

請先跟我約。

My computer have calendar application.

我的電腦有行事曆應用程式。

Jealous.

真嫉妒。

Oh, I know why AirDrop no working.

喔！我知道為什麼 AirDrop 沒有用了。

I didn't turn on Cloud.

因為我沒有開雲端。

Okay, Cloud.

好的，雲端。

Still look pretty sunny though.

還是看起來很晴朗。

I'll just put your credit card information into our system here, oh here we are, here we are.

我只要把你的信用卡資料放進系統裡... 在這，在這裡。

Would you like to back up your computer?

你想要備份你的電腦嗎？

Okay.

好哇。

Done, Lily!

弄好了， Lily 。

How do I get a calendar application?

我要怎麼樣才能有行事曆功能？

Just need to find Google.

你只需要找到 Google 。

Let me just start over.

讓我重新來。

Manjeet, AirDrop him Google.

Manjeet ， AirDrop 給他 Google 。

I don't have Google.

我沒有 Google 。

I have Photo Booth.

我有 Photobooth 。

Mm, will that work?

嗯... 這樣可以嗎？

Photo Booth, yeah, that's the one that has the example pictures.

Photo Booth ，對，就是它有範例照片！

AirDrop that to me.

AirDrop 那個給我。

Paramjeet, I have hotspot on my computer.

Paramjeet ，我的電腦有熱點。

We don't need stove anymore.

我們再也不需要爐子了。

Okay, shh, nobody talk!

噓！都不准講話！

Nobody talk, I don't wanna hear another word from anyone about technology, okay?

不要再講了，我不想再聽到任何有關科技的東西了，好嗎？

You need Google?

你需要 Google ？

Okay, Google.

好的， Google 。

Please log in through the Google Home app.

請登入 Google 首頁應用程式。

CD, please be quiet.

CD 請不要吵。

Thank you so much for watching this film project of ours.

謝謝你們觀看這支影片。

If you wanna see the last internet video, it's right over there, the last V log right over there.

如果你們想看上一支關於網路的影片，就在那邊，上一支影像部落格在那邊。

Make sure you go ahead and click that subscribe button because apparently this is a job that people get paid for to do so go ahead and do that.

不要忘記點下訂閱鍵，因為似乎這是別人用來賺錢的工作，所以趕快去按。

Every Monday and Thursday we're over here.

每週一和四我們都在這裡。