time to play one of my favorite games.

It's called Five Second Rule.

[CHEERING]

[MUSIC- CHER, "IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME"]

(SINGING) If I could turn back time.

If I could find a way.

All right, here's what's going to happen.

tWitch is going to ask us each to name three things, three

types of, like, cars or something,

and we'll have five seconds to name three things

and then hit that to see how much time is left on the clock.

OK.

All right?

If you do it, you get a point.

If time runs out, you get no points at all.

Five seconds goes very, very fast.

OK.

I shall go first.

You shall go first.

OK.

Ellen, name three things you do in a car.

You drive.

You park.

And you say hello to people.

[DING]

[LAUGHTER]

You do when you're waving.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Oh, no.

When you're driving, have you ever lived in this small town?

You do.

You wave to people.

All right.

OK.

I see now we need some, like, judges or something.

Do You drive.

You say hi.

You wink.

You wink.

[LAUGHTER]

Will, name three things you should never do in a car.

Never drink, smoke, make love.

That's not true.

[LAUGHTER]

That's not true.

That's not true.

But you shouldn't do it.

I mean, you should do it at home.

Yeah.

[LAUGHTER]

Oh, all right.

I see it's hard.

It is hard.

Ellen, tell us three words you use a lot.

Love, baby, and be kind.

[BUZZER]

[LAUGHTER]

Be kind.

I'm going to give you that one because that's

the right answer.

That's the right answer.

Yes, that is right.

Thank you.

It's two words, though.

It's two words, yeah.

OK, Will, name your three favorite songs

to sing in the shower.

In the shower-- the Dreamgirls "I'm Telling You."

[BUZZER]

Whitney Houston's-- oh, darn.

Yeah, but it's like, [SINGING] and I am telling you--

[CHEERING]

--I'm going.

You're the best man I've ever known.

There's no way I could ever go, no, no, no, no way.

No, no--

No way I'm living--

Yeah, that's my song.

That's my song.

[APPLAUSE]

[LAUGHTER]

Oh, god.

Ellen, tell us three things you'd never

want to find in your house.

I would not want to find a snake or an alligator or a bear.

[DING]

[LAUGHTER]

That sounds like something your wax statue would say.

[LAUGHTER]

And then she would dance.

Oh.

All right, Will, tell us three things

that can get you thrown out of a bar.

Fighting, profanity, and touching people.

[LAUGHTER]

The latter two happen all the time.

I know.

That's why you go to a bar.

Ellen, name three things your wife calls you.

Thingy, baby, love.

[DING]

[APPLAUSE]

Not necessarily in that order.

Will, name three things your kids call you.

Daddy, silly, and goofy.

Zero second left.

I'm not silly or goofy, but that's what they call me.

[LAUGHTER]

Ellen, named three celebrities you had a crush on growing up.

Donny Osmond, Michael Jackson, and Martina Navratilova.

[APPLAUSE]

[LAUGHTER]

I'm laughing [INAUDIBLE].

That's very good.

That's very exciting.

No, it's good because we were all like, oh.

[LAUGHTER]

I finally came right out, yeah.

[LAUGHTER] OK

Will, name three celebrities you had a crush on growing up.

Growing up-- Farrah Fawcett--

[BUZZER]

Oh, darn it.

It was Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson.

[LAUGHTER]

It's funny I can't remember.

Farrah Fawcett's the only-- like,

I think my whole childhood was like covered

with Farrah Fawcett.

Farrah Fawcett, yeah.

Yeah.

I know, until you really think about it--

Till you, really-- yeah.

I'm sure there's more, but--

There's probably more, but Farrah Fawcett

was like the one.

[DINGING]

That was it.

We want everyone to play Five Second Rule with their family

over the holidays.

So you're all going home with the game, Five Second Rule.

[CHEERING]