This game is gonna be totally fair,

這遊戲超級公平的(^○^)

not rage-indicuing at all,

完全沒有憤怒元素(´∀｀）

and I'm gonna keep my sanity in this!

而且我會保持我的理智的

[Piano music begins]

{悲傷的五個階段}

(I'm good at this I swear)

第一階段 : 否認つ´Д`)つ

Everything is fine...v(｡-_-｡)v

一切都好v(｡-_-｡)v

Everything is fine.(￣^￣)ゞ

一切都好(￣^￣)ゞ

Everything is fine...o(╥﹏╥)o

一切都好...o(╥﹏╥)o

See, I'm pretty good at the game. Okay, I-Im pretty-I'm pretty good at the game-｡◕‿◕｡

看吧, 我滿擅長這款遊戲的, Okay 我...我滿擅長...這款遊戲的｡◕‿◕｡

[Le Gasp]

(◯Δ◯∥)

nOoOoOoO.ヘ(゜Д、゜)ノ

ㄋ阿阿阿阿痾痾ヘ(゜Д、゜)ノ

Any lost progress is a(n) opportunity to-succEEEEEED AGAINNNNNNN! [Marks voice fades out]

任何的損失都是前往成功的機會~~!! 又來啦阿阿

[O O F]

*噗*

(Please just end my suffering...)

第二階段 : 沮喪orz

I've learned things, but they don't help me.(╯︵╰,)

我學習...但一點幫助都沒有(╯︵╰,)

Nothing can help me...(oT-T)尸

誰都無法幫我...(oT-T)尸

Just--

就...

Let this be a bad dream.

讓這一切都是惡夢吧

[Cri]

*55555*

I'm gonna cry!｡･ﾟﾟ･(>д

我要哭了啦｡･ﾟﾟ･(>д

I'm gonna cry because you're sUCH A PIECE OF SHI-

我要哭了啦因為你是超ㄇㄉ爛東-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!1!1

阿阿阿阿阿阿!!*痛爆*

ヘ(゜Д、゜)ノ

第三階階段 : 討價還價| ｀Д´|

I don't want anything else for Christmas.ʕ•̫͡•ॽु✚⃞ྉ*✲ﾟ*｡⋆

聖誕節我什麼都不想要

I just wanna get back to where I was.

我只想回到我以前到的地方!!!(ಠ ∩ಠ)*瞄*

(Well, I mean, he went back...)

*像變了心的女朋友一樣回不來了*

o O H

喔喔喔喔歐歐歐

F U C k ! !

乾!!!

(NoT rAgE iNdUcInG aT aLl)

第四階階段 : 憤怒(╬ಠ益ಠ)

OH MY GOD!(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

我的天阿阿(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

I'M DONE! OH GOD!!ヽ(#ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ┌┛

我受夠了ヽ(#ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ┌┛

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!凸(｀0´)凸

乾!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!凸(｀口´)凸

OH MY GOD!!!(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

我的老天阿阿!!!(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

[Muffled Frustrated Screaming]

*仰天長嘯*

WHAT

W!!!!!T!!!!!F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE FUCK

*吸*

[Inhale]

那是

WAS

怎樣啦啦啦啦｡゜(｀Д´)゜｡

THAT!?｡゜(｀Д´)゜｡

Bennet : 你現在不能相信你會感覺更好。但這不是真的。你一定會幸福的，知道這一點，相信它，會讓你不再那麼痛苦。

Bennet: "You cannot now believe that you will ever feel better. You are sure to be happy again. Knowing this, will make you less miserable now."

-亞伯拉罕·林肯

-Abraham Lincoln

閉嘴, 亞伯拉罕·林肯 我超級恨你的(つ﹏⊂)

Shut up Abraham Lincoln, I hate you so much. [O O F]

第五階階段 : 接受_(:3」∠)_

(fuck it all)

這遊戲是多麼的美好, 那...讓我異常的生氣(｀ω´)

This game is fascinating in that, it makes me exceptionally angry,

但同一時間, 這是可以推測是

but at the same time, it's understandably

我的錯(彈)

my fault.(︶ω︶)

是可以理解...喔喔喔阿阿ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

I-It's-It's understa-oOooOoh Ahhᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

*英雄Chica*

[Chica saves the day ▽・ω・▽]

汪∪･ω･∪

[Bork]

嗨Chica! 誰是乖狗狗阿?

Hi Chica! Who's a good puppy?

((((；ﾟДﾟ))))

(Don't chica)

你在幹嘛!!!???

What are you doing?

你 在 幹 嘛 !!!???（（（゜Д゜；）））

W H A T A R E Y O U D O I N G ! ?

*我推*

[Chica says no]

不~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Slow-Motion] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Chica : 計畫通!!!!≖‿≖

Chica: Long live the king. >:^)

00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:16,580

[Calming Piano Music in Contrast to Imminent Death]

00:02:16,580 --> 00:02:18,020 阿阿阿阿

[Death Incoming]

[R.I.P. Mark Edward Fischbach (1989-2018)]

[Mark Screaming]

[R.I.P. Mark Edward Fischbach (1989-2018)]