Guys love to talk about how they think makeup is deceiving.

So you just assumed that I had naturally purple eyelids?

And then there are those who automatically link girls who love makeup to having deep-rooted issues.

I've never seen her without makeup.

I know, does she even know who she is?

Aside from that, there are a few euphoric moments that only girls who truly love makeup will understand.

Like when your cat eye is so sharp it could kill a man.

Or when you realize your lip stain is actually long wearing.

Or spending so much on makeup you get a free gift.

You won a hundred points!

You just won this amazing moisturizer.

Oh my gosh!

Now most people wouldn't associate loving makeup with speed and agility.

But the moment you save your compact while its staring down death's door is better than any NFL interference I've ever seen.

And there's no greater satisfaction than waiting for the new palette to drop the same way guys wait for the new Yeezys and actually getting your hands on it.

I'm so happy.

I'm so happy, too.

And you know you love makeup when your definition of a good day is sneezing without ruining your masterpiece.

And nothing screams sisterhood like meeting someone who's just as obsessed with makeup as you are.

Where do you get your eyeliner from?

It's always so on point.

Oh, thank you so much.

Hey, I love the lip.

Is that Kat Von D Lip?

Yes, is that Rebel?

Yeah.

Girl!

At the end of the day, makeup is more than just powders and lipsticks.

It's about trying new things, trading secrets, and looking and feeling your best.

And it's just about fun, OK?

It's really fun.

That's why I spend so much money on it.

I just want to have fun.

I've spent thousands of dollars on makeup.

It's really expensive, but it's really fun.

No, I don't want help.

Stop it, no, did it break?

That one's 30 dollars.

Oh wait, I can't cry, I can't cry, I can't cry.

I like makeup.