Jalen Rose looks like he has Lego hair.

Tracy McGrady looks like a grown ass Steve Urkel

with Biggie Small's eyes.

[BLEEP] y'all.

Draymond Green's jump shot is almost as ugly as his face.

Almost.

That's a damn good looking jump shot.

Ben Simmons might have the most

boring voice I've ever heard.

I [BLEEP] hate Glenn Robinson, man.

What a bitch.

What did I do to you?

Jimmy Butler has my Most Hated Player in the League award.

Ugly [BLEEP],, what the [BLEEP] is that on his head?

He looks dirty as [BLEEP].

DeAaron Fox look like a auntie in the face.

Stevie Wonder shoots free throws

better than Andre Drummond.

Now that's straight disrespectful.

Come on now.

Stephen A. Smith is what happens when a human

tries to be a Caps Lock button.

Rachel Nichols, can you stop screaming into your microphone?

I've never seen someone so annoying

on television in my life, and I'm old enough

to have watched "The Nanny."

Scottie Pippen has the face of a man that's been

through some [BLEEP].

I need someone to blame, so I'll go with old faithful.

This is all Kevin Love's fault.

Charles Barkley has pancake [BLEEP]..

That's not true, because I would eat them.

Kobe looks like he cries to "Can I Get a Kiss From a Rose?"

by Seal.

Really?

(SINGING) Ba da da, da da da da da da da da da da da.

I'm not crying, but I'll sing [BLEEP]..

(SINGING) Ba da da, da da da da, da da da da da da da.

Baby--

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