And I decide we will play a game-- a Game of Chairs.

Huzzah!

And here to tell you how to play the game is Grover Bluejoy.

Grover Bluejoy?

Where is Grover Bluejoy?

Sorry I'm late, but it was really hard getting over that wall out there.

Whoa!

Just tell everyone how to play the game.

Aye-t.

The Game of Chairs is played with a deck of cards.

No, it's not.

Of course it does not.

Who said that?

The Game of Chairs is played with marbles.

No.

The monster is blue and full of errors.

Is it played with a rubber chicken?

NO!

The Game of Chairs is played with chairs, these three chairs.

You know, that makes sense.

But what do you do with the chairs?

Music will play.

And then, these four players who want to be king or queen will march around these three chairs.

When the music stops, they will each try and sit in a chair.

The lucky players who sit in a chair will--

Will have a nice, comfy place to rest their cute and weary bodies.

Oh, I love this game.

NO!

They will continue to compete to be the king or queen until there is one chair left.

That is the Game of Chairs!

Huzzah!

Music!

Music!

You were supposed to bring the music, Bluejoy.

Right, right, right.

Be right back.

Music!

Stop the music.

What?

I said, stop the music.

Sorry, I cannot tell you over this music.

Stop the MUSIC!

Oh--

Oh, my baby's sad because we lost.

Aw, I am sorry little-- whoa.

A mommy of dragons?

No need to get hot under the diaper.

So how many players are left?

Let us count.

We have one, two, three players, and one, two, three chairs.

Three chairs and three players.

- Got it. - Can we hurry this up?

I have a wedding to get to.

Oh.

Right.

Remove one of the chairs.

Ah, yes.

Removing one of the chairs.

Sorry about the floor.

Now, there are one, two chairs left, and three players.

Let's continue the game.

Music!

Music!

Stop the music.

What?

Stop the music!

Whoa.

Am I out?

Yes, I am sorry.

It looks like you choked, Joffrey.

So how many players are left?

Let us count.

There are one, two players.

Two players.

And one, two chairs.

Two chairs.

Now, remove one more chair.

Ah, removing one more chair.

We really should get some wheels on these things.

That leaves one chair and two players.

The one person to sit in this one chair will be the next king or queen of Jesteros.

Music!

Music!

And stop the music.

What?

Stop the music!

Ow.

Ow.

There is one chair, and only one person can be in that chair.

And that person is--

Hello.

You?

I'm telling my brother.

You're the new king?

I cannot think of a more horrible ending than this.

All hail King Grover.

Nice fit.

No!

Do not lose your head over this, Neddie, baby.

Now, fetch me a cushion for my royal bottom.

This chair is not comfy at all.

Yes, your fuzzy grace.

And bring a sweater.

I think winter is coming.

He says, "then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down!"

A thing of beauty.