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HOUSE AND DO IT?
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: KEEP BURNING MAN IN
YOUR PRAYERS.
TURNS OUT THERE'S ONE REPUBLICAN
WILLING TO CHALLENGE DONALD
TRUMP IN 2020, THAT IS THE
FORMER GOVERNOR OF
MASSACHUSETTS, BILL WELD, WHO
YESTERDAY ANNOUNCED IS HE
RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT AS A
REPUBLICAN.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
HE SAID IT'S TIME TO RETURN TO
THE PRINCIPLES OF LINCOLN,
DIGNITY AND OPPORTUNITY FOR ALL.
HAS HE BEEN OUT OF THE COUNTRY
FOR A FEW YEARS?
THAT'S NEVER HAPPENING AGAIN.
BILL WELD WAS A WELL-RESPECTED
GOVERNOR, HAS A STRONG LEGAL
BACKGROUND.
UNFORTUNATELY, NEVER HOSTED A
REALITY SHOW, NEVER BANK RRUPTEA
CASINO, NEVER GOT HIS HEAD STUCK
IN A BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN
DURING SEX.
AND IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER GARY
JOHNSON, THIS IS GARY JOHNSON.
>> I WAS GOING TO GO THROUGH THE
WHOLE DEBATE AND NOT SAY
ANYTHING.
>> Jimmy: OH, GEEZ, I DON'T KNOW
WHY THEY BROKE UP.
HE WAS VERY PRESIDENTIAL.
NOW WE HAVE TWO REPUBLICANS,
INCLUDING TRUMP AND 9,000
DEMOCRATS IN THE RACE.
SO FAR, THE DEMOCRATS ARE OFF TO
A SLOW START MONEY WISE.
SINCE THE FIRST OF THE YEAR, ALL
THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES
COMBINED HAVE ONLY RAISED $75
MILLION.
DONALD TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN ALONE
DURING THAT TIME RAISED MORE
THAN $30 MILLION.
BERNIE SANDERS HAS RAISED THE
MOST MONEY SO FAR,
$18.2 MILLION.
ZERO OF WHICH HAS BEEN SPENT ON
PERSONAL GROOMING.
THAT'S ALL, BUT NOW WE HAVE A
NEW NAME IN THE MIX, A
BUSINESSMAN NAMED ANDREW YANG.
DO YOU KNOW ANDREW YANG?
I'VE NOT HEARD OF ANDREW YANG,
BUT AFTER SEEING THIS VIDEO FROM
HIS RALLY IN D.C., I'M
INTRIGUED.
>> I WANT TO PREPARE US FOR THE
TRUE CHALLENGES OF THE 21st
CENTURY, AND I'M THE RIGHT MAN
FOR THE JOB.
BECAUSE THE OPPOSITE OF DONALD
TRUMP IS AN ASIAN MAN WHO LIKES
MATH!
THANK YOU ALL VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU, WASHINGTON, D.C.
I LOVE YOU ALL.
[ APPLAUSE ]
CHANT MY NAME, CHANT MY NAME.
>> Jimmy: IS THAT A REAL
CANDIDATE OR SOMEBODY'S STONER
NEPHEW IS RUNNING FOR PROM KING?
MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T HAVE
PRESIDENTS.
MAYBE WE DON'T DESERVE THEM
ANYMORE.
BERNIE SANDERS YESTERDAY
RELEASED HIS TAXES.
HE RELEASED TEN YEARS WORTH OF
INCOME TAX RETURNS WHICH IS
GREAT, NOW HOW ABOUT THE OTHER
200 YEARS?
THERE ARE A LOT OF INTERESTING
THINGS IN BERNIE'S TAX RETURNS.
FOR INSTANCE, I THOUGHT THIS WAS
FASCINATING.
HE ATE SO MUCH OATMEAL LAST YEAR
HE CLAIMED THE QUAKER OATS MAN
AS A DEPENDENT.
I NEED FIBER!
AND HE VENTURED INTO UNFRIENDLY
TERRITORY, HE WAS PART OF A TOWN
HALL HOSTED BY BRETT BAIER ON
FOX NEWS.
AND IT DID NOT PLEASE DONALD
TRUMP.
HE SAID NOT SURPRISINGLY, BRETT
BAIER AND THE AUDIENCE WAS SO
SMILEY AND NICE.
NOW WE HAVE DONNA BRAZILE.
VLADIMIR PUTIN AND KIM JONG UN
ARE HOLDING A SUMMIT IN RUSSIA
NEXT WEEK.
ALL OF TRUMP'S BFFs ARE HANGING
OUT WITHOUT HIM.
THIS WILL BE THE FIRST MEETING
BETWEEN PUTIN AND KIM JONG UN.
HE REALIZES IF HE WANTS TO MAKE
A DEAL WITH AMERICA HE HAS TO GO
TO THE TOP.
THIS WAS OBVIOUSLY A SHOCK TO
THE PRESIDENT TO BE LEFT OUT OF
A SUMMIT.