特邀主持人詹妮弗-勞倫斯採訪金-卡戴珊-西。 (Guest Host Jennifer Lawrence Interviews Kim Kardashian West)

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OKAY, LET'S DO THIS.
I HAVE BEEN OBSESSED WITH OUR
FIRST GUEST AND HER FAMILY FOR
OVER A DECADE -- IN A VERY
HEALTHY WAY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
SHE IS THE QUEEN OF REALITY TV,
SOCIAL MEDIA, AND NOW,
COSMETICS, TOO, WITH HER COMPANY
KKW BEAUTY.
PLEASE WELCOME
KIM KARDASHIAN WEST.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
>> Jennifer: SO, ARE YOU
EXCITED?
>> I'M EXCITED.
>> BUCKLE DOWN AND GET
COMFORTABLE.
MY FIRST QUESTION, DO YOU THINK
IT'S A COINCIDENCE THAT REGGIE
BUSH'S WIFE LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU?
I DON'T.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN.
>> Jennifer: SO I'VE BEEN
OBSESSED WITH YOU -- PROBABLY
NOT FOR YOU.
I'VE BEEN OBSESSED WITH YOU FOR
A REALLY LONG TIME.
CAN YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME
WE MET?
>> I DO, ACTUALLY.
WE WERE AT --
>> Jennifer: OH MY GOD.
>> WE WERE AT A HOTEL IN NEW
YORK.
AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE WERE
COMING FROM, BUT IT WAS LATE.
WE WERE GOING UP TO SEE THIS AXL
GEVORT SUITE AT THE GREENWICH.
I'M GETTING IN THE ELEVATOR WITH
KANYE, THE DOOR'S ABOUT TO
CLOSE, I HEAR JENNIFER SCREAMING
\"I LOVE YOUR SHOW.\"
ACROSS THE LOBBY.
>> Jennifer: THAT WAS THE SAME
HOTEL WHERE I WAS TAKING OFF MY
BRA UNDER MY SHIRT AND KANYE
TAPPED ME ON THE SHOULDER.
I WAS LIKE, WHAT?
OH MY GOD!
SO RECENTLY I WENT OVER TO YOUR
MOM'S HOUSE FOR DINNER.
>> YES.
>> Jennifer: IT WAS EVER I COULD
HAVE EVER CRDREAMED OF.
>> WAS IT?
>> Jennifer: YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> BECAUSE I HAVE TO SAY, SO
JENNIFER CAME OVER FOR DINNER
LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO.
>> Jennifer: YEAH.
>> I'VE NEVER SEEN MY MOM MORE
DRUNK IN OUR LIVES.
>> Jennifer: I WAS WAY MORE
DRUNK THAN YOUR MOM.
YOU TAKE IT EASY ON YOUR MOTHER.
>> NOT POSSIBLE.
IT WAS -- IT WAS SO FUNNY.
I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS!
>> Jennifer: NO.
DON'T EVEN REMEMBER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> AT THAT POINT IT WAS LIKE
TWO -- THEY HAD LIKE A FEW TOO
MANY DRINKS FOR MY TASTE.
>> Jennifer: YEAH.
WELL, YOU WERE DRINKING TEA.
[ LAUGHTER ]
SO I UNDERSTAND.
AND I REMEMBER GETTING NAKED IN
YOUR MOM'S CLOSET AND ORDERING
YOU TO DRESS ME.
>> YES.
>> Jennifer: YOU DRESSED ME
FABULOUSLY.
I LOOKED AMAZING AS YOU COULD
SEE IN THAT VIDEO.
IS MY MEMORY CORRECT, DID YOU
CALL KANYE TO COME UP IN THE
CLOSET?
DID YOU WANT HIM TO STYLE ME?
>> YOU SAID, I'M NOT JOKING, \"I
REALLY WANT KANYE TO STYLE ME.\"
SO I SAID OKAY, AND I COME BACK
IN AND YOU'RE FULLY BUCK NAKED.
I GET ON THE INTERCOM AND TELL
HIM TO NOT COME UPSTAIRS.
AND WE PUT ON ONE OF MY MOM'S
DRESSES AND YOU WORE IT
THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE DINNER.
>> Jennifer: OH, I HAVE IT.
I WENT HOME IN IT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
DO YOU AND KANYE LIKE FART IN
FRONT OF EACH OTHER OR TALK
ABOUT FARTS?
[ LAUGHTER ]
DO YOU FART IN FRONT OF HIM?
>> I DON'T FART, WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jennifer: THERE'S NO REAL
GOOD WAY TO SEGUE INTO THAT.
I WAS JUST THINKING, BECAUSE I
ASKED YOU TO GET ME GAS-X, I
REMEMBER KANYE LOOKING DOWN THE
TABLE LIKE, OH MY GOD, SHE
FARTS!
I HAD ONE OF THOSE STABBING GAS
PAINS IN THE BACK OF MY RIBS.
>> YOU DID.
>> Jennifer: BECAUSE I WAS SO
EXCITED.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I FEEL LIKE I KNOW YOU SO
WELL NOW.
>> Jennifer: YEAH, INSIDE AND
OUT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH.
SO ONE THING THAT A LOT OF
PEOPLE MIGHT NOT KNOW IF THEY
HAVEN'T WATCHED EVERY SINGLE
EPISODE FROM THE TIME THE SHOW
STARTED IS THAT YOU RUN
INSTAGRAM AND SOCIAL MEDIA, BUT
YOU'RE ALSO A BONA FIDE HACKER.
>> TOTALLY.
I'M RETIRED.
I'M FULLY RETIRED.
>> Jennifer: TELL ME ABOUT THOSE
DAYS.
>> YEAH, I USED TO BE LIKE THE
GO-TO SPY THAT EVERYONE WOULD
CALL AND TRY TO GET INFO ON
THEIR BOYFRIENDS OR HUSBANDS OR
WHATEVER.
>> Jennifer: HOW DID YOU GET IT?
WHAT DID YOU DO?
>> I JUST PROBABLY WAS IN A
REALLY INSECURE, UNTRUSTING
RELATIONSHIP, AND I HAD TO
USE --
>> Jennifer: OH, THAT FAR BACK.
>> IT'S FAR BACK.
IT'S NOT LIKE THAT ANYMORE.
I DON'T HACK ANYMORE.
>> Jennifer: KANYE DOESN'T HAVE
A PASSWORD ON HIS PHONE.
>> YEAH, NO, HE DOESN'T.
BUT -- ACTUALLY, WE SHOULDN'T
SAY THAT.
HE DOES, PEOPLE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jennifer: OH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> HE DOESN'T HAVE PICTURES IN
HIS PHONE, SO YOU'RE GOOD, YOU
CAN TAKE HIS PHONE.
THERE IS THIS SERVICE THAT I
FIGURED OUT THAT YOU CAN CALL
SOMEONE'S NUMBER AND MAKE IT
LOOK LIKE IT'S ANYONE ELSE'S
NUMBER CALLING THEM.
SO WHAT I FIGURED OUT IS HOW TO
GET INTO THE VOICE MAIL SYSTEM
IS IF YOU CALL THE NUMBER, BUT
MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT'S YOUR OWN
NUMBER CALLING.
IT TRICKS THE SYSTEM AND GETS
RIGHT INTO THE VOICE MAIL
SYSTEM.
WE'RE SCREWED NOW THAT THERE'S
TEXTING.
BECAUSE NO ONE LEAVES VOICE
MAILS ANYMORE.
>> Jennifer: RIGHT, YEAH.
>> BUT I GOT ALL THE DIRT BACK
IN THE DAY.
>> Jennifer: TOTAL CREEPS ARE
SCREWED.
>> I GOT MAJOR DIRT BACK IN THE
DAY.
>> Jennifer: WOW.
DO YOU THINK YOU COULD LIKE HACK
LIKE A PRESIDENT'S TWITTER AND
MAYBE LIKE STOP A WAR?
LIKE YOU COULD SAVE THE WORLD.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> IN THEORY.
KIND OF LIKE THAT GAME WE WERE
PLAYING AT THE HOUSE, REMEMBER?
>> Jennifer: I DON'T REMEMBER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU WERE LIKE, OKAY, IF YOU
COULD SAVE THE WORLD, WHO WOULD
YOU RATHER SLEEP WITH?
DONALD TRUMP OR KIM JONG-UN?
>> Jennifer: OH, WHO DID YOU
SAY?
>> I THINK WE WERE JUST LAUGHING
SO HARD WE DIDN'T CHOOSE.
>> Jennifer: OH, THAT'S -- I
WOULD HAVE MADE YOU CHOOSE.
I GET VERY AGGRESS WHIFF I'M
DRUNK.
>> YEAH.
>> Jennifer: I PROBABLY PUT YOU
IN SOME SORT OF HOLD WHERE YOU
WERE GOING TO PASS OUT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH, NO, I DON'T KNOW IF WE
CHOSE.
>> Jennifer: ANOTHER RANDOM
QUESTION.
DOES KHLOE -- IS KHLOE LIKE IN
ON YOU BEING SUBTLY RUDE TO HER?
OR OW JUST SUBTLY RUDE?
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
[ LAUGHTER ]
LIKE ABOUT HER STYLE?
>> Jennifer: YEAH.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> I LOVE KHLOE --
>> Jennifer: NO, OF COURSE YOU
DO.
>> WE GO THROUGH PERIODS AND HER
AND I ARE REALLY VIBING RIGHT
NOW.
YEAH, I'M JUST -- MAYBE I WAS
RUDE ABOUT HER STYLE.
>> Jennifer: OKAY.
>> BUT I LOVE HER STYLE, REALLY.
>> Jennifer: I DON'T HAVE A
SISTER SO I DON'T KNOW HOW IT
WORKS.
>> IT'S A FREE-FOR-ALL.
YOU CAN SAY ANYTHING.
>> Jennifer: TO BE HONEST, IF
YOU HAD STYLED MY SUITCASE I
WOULD HAVE PROBABLY BEEN LIKE,
SICK.
.
IF I'D ALREADY PACKED IT, I
WOULD HAVE BEEN ANNOYED.
>> SHE UNPACK THE IT.
>> Jennifer: YOU PUT ALL THE
WORK IN.
THE POLAROID WAS A REALLY NICE
TOUCH.
I WANTED TO FOR THIS SHOW, I
COULDN'T STOP HAVING IDEAS.
I WANTED YOU TO COME AND LIKE
ORGANIZE MY CLOSET AND STUFF.
>> I WILL, EYE COME OVER AND
ORGANIZE, POLAROIDS AND ALL.
>> Jennifer: PLEASE DO.
OKAY, WAIT -- WAIT, WHAT DO I --
OKAY.
I MADE YOU SOMETHING BUT I DON'T
KNOW IF WE HAVE ENOUGH TIME WHAT
SHOULD I DO?
>> JUST WRAP UP THE CONVERSATION
AND GO TO BREAK --
>> Jennifer: OKAY, WHEN WE COME
BACK -- NO, WRAP UP THE
CONVERSATION.
OKAY, KIM.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
VERY FUNNY STUFF.
WHEN WE COME BACK, I HAVE MANY
DEEPLY PERSONAL QUESTIONS I NEED
TO ASK KIM.
TO TALK ABOUT HER COSMETIC LINE,
KKW.
THIS IS ONE OF HER PRODUCTS
WHICH I THINK I HAVE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
OH, NEVER MIND, NO, I DON'T HAVE
THAT.
THIS IS FOR -- BLUSH?
>> IT'S FOR CONTOUR.
BLENDING CONTOUR.
>> Jennifer: CONTURBULENTING.
>> YES, NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT
IS.
>> Jennifer: NOT AT ALL WHAT I
THOUGHT IT WAS FOR.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT --
[ RIM SHOT.
>> I NEVER THOUGHT ALL MY THINGS
ARE LIKE FLESH COLOR.
SO I GET IT.
BUT THAT'S NOT REALLY THE COLOR
OF -- IT WASN'T NECESSARILY THE
FRESH COLOR THAT MADE ME THINK
IT WAS A DILL DOUGH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I VISUALLY SEE DARKER COLORS.
>> Jennifer: AH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> THAT'S WHAT COMES TO MIND,
WHEN I WAS POSTING IT ON SOCIAL
MEDIA I WAS LIKE, [ BLEEP ],
THIS LOOKS LIKE A DILL DOUGH.
>> Jennifer: YEAH, I DIDN'T
NOTICE BECAUSE IT WAS SO WHITE.
SO TO MOVE ON FROM DILL DOUGHS.
WHICH I DON'T WANT TO DO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU HAVE -- YOU'RE HOSTING YOUR
FAMOUS FAMILY CHRISTMAS CARD
THIS YEAR.
>> IT IS MAKING A RETURN.
>> Jennifer: I NOTICE I'VE NEVER
BEEN IN ONE.
>> YOU ARE WELCOME.
>> Jennifer: OKAY, GOOD.
I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF PUTTING
MYSELF IN ONE ALREADY.
>> OH!
>> Jennifer: THIS I DREW MYSELF.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
IF YOU LIKE THAT, YOU'RE GOING
TO LOVE THE FAN ART THAT I MADE
YOU.
THIS IS US.
>> OH MY GOD!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jennifer: THIS IS YOU, THIS
IS ME.
MY EYES ARE CLOSED IN COMPLETE
BLISS.
>> I LOVE IT.
>> Jennifer: SO YOU CAN KEEP
THIS.
>> YAY!
I'M GOING TO FRAME THIS.
>> Jennifer: YEAH, YOU SHOULD.
ON YOUR FRIDGE?
OKAY, CAN I GET TO MY DEEPLY
PERSONAL QUESTION CARD?
>> YES.
>> Jennifer: OKAY, GREAT.
WELL, ACTUALLY -- THIS IS A
TOTAL SIDE NOTE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SELENA
GETTING BACK TOGETHER WITH
JUSTIN?
>> I THINK IT'S SO CUTE.
>> Jennifer: OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> Jennifer: I DON'T KNOW WHAT
TO THINK.
WHO OF ALL OF YOUR SISTERS LOST
THEIR VIRGINITY FIRST?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> PROBABLY ME.
>> Jennifer: REALLY, I THOUGHT
YOU WERE GOING TO SAY KOURTNEY.
>> NO IT WASN'T KOURTNEY.
>> Jennifer: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
CHEATED ON?
>> YES.
>> Jennifer: HOW DID YOU FIND
OUT?
>> MY HACKING SKILLS.
>> Jennifer: NICE!
>> YEAH.
I GOT INTO THE VOICE MAIL THING.
AND IT WAS ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I WAS AT DINNER WITH ALL OF MY
BEST FRIENDS.
PUT IT ON SPEAKER BOARD
WONDERING LIKE WHERE MY
BOYFRIEND WAS.
HIS VOICE MAIL, HE WAS FLYING IN
TOWN TO MEET ANOTHER GIRL ON MY
BIRTHDAY, LIED TO ME THAT HE WAS
IN A DIFFERENT CITY.
>> Jennifer: OH MY GOD, THAT'S
LIKE A TAYLOR SWIFT SONG!
[ LAUGHTER ]
OH MY GOD, THAT'S AWFUL, I'M
SORRY THAT HAPPENED.
DID YOU MARRY HIM?
[ LAUGHTER ]
HOW MANY EX-BOYFRIENDS ARE STILL
ON YOUR PHONE?
>> ONLY ONE.
>> Jennifer: OKAY.
>> YEAH.
AND, YOU KNOW, SUPER FRIENDLY,
HE LIVES RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET
FROM KOURTNEY.
WE NEVER, YOU KNOW, REALLY TALK.
BUT THE NICEST FAMILY.
I WENT TO HIS WEDDING.
AND -- YEAH.
>> Jennifer: GREAT.
OKAY, ON THE COUNT OF THREE, I
WANT US BOTH TO NAME YOUR
CRAZIEST EX-BOYFRIEND.
>> MY CRAZIEST?
>> Jennifer: YOUR CRAZIEST
EX-BOYFRIEND.
>> OKAY.
>> Jennifer: ONE, TWO --
THREE -- KRIS HUMPHRIES!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> ALL OF THEM.
>> Jennifer: YOU GOT ME.
WHAT IS THE MOST INCORRECT RUMOR
YOU'VE EVER HEARD OF YOURSELF?
>> I DON'T KNOW, I START TO LIKE
BELIEVE IN THEM ALL, THERE'S SO
MANY.
>> Jennifer: I KNOW.
>> I JUST DON'T EVEN KNOW.
>> Jennifer: I KNOW, IT'S SO
OVERWHELMING.
WHENEVER I GET ASKED THAT
QUESTION MY EYES GO CROSSED.
IT'S EVERYTHING.
AFTER A WHILE, LIKE THERE WAS
FOOTAGE THAT I HAD BLAMED DONALD
TRUMP FOR ALL THE HURRICANES IN
THE WORLD.
LIKE AFTER I SAW THE NINTH
HEADLINE I WAS LIKE, DID I?
[ LAUGHTER ]
BUT I DIDN'T.
IF YOU WERE STRANDED ON A DESERT
ISLAND WITH ONE MEMBER OF YOUR
FAMILY, WHO WOULD YOU KILL LAST?
>> LIKE I COULD ONLY HAVE ONE
SURVIVING?
>> Jennifer: YEAH, LIKE YOU'VE
ALREADY KILLED THE ANNOYING ONES
AND NOW THERE'S LIKE --
BASICALLY THE FAVORITE ONE.
>> OKAY.
I MEAN -- MY KIDS?
>> Jennifer: OH, WELL.
CHILDREN -- NOW I FEEL GUILTY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I FEEL BAD.
>> YOU MEAN SIBLINGS?
>> MEAN SIBLINGS.
BUT IF YOU WERE GOING TO KILL A
KID WHAT KID WOULD IT BE?
[ LAUGHTER ]
NO WHICH OF YOUR SIBLINGS WOULD
YOU KILL LAST?
>> IT MIGHT BE KHLOE, BECAUSE I
FEEL LIKE SHE'D LIKE KILL ME.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jennifer: YEAH.
KHLOE WOULD ACTUALLY BE THE ONE
YOU'D HAVE TO KILL FIRST.
>> YEAH.
>> Jennifer: STRICTLY
SURVIVAL-WISE.
OKAY, WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST THING
KANYE DOES?
>> HE FALLS ASLEEP ANYWHERE.
IT'S LIKE WE'LL BE AT A MEETING,
OR LIKE HE'LL INTRODUCE ME TO
PEOPLE I'VE NEVER MET BEFORE,
WE'LL BE AT A RESTAURANT, AND
HE'LL BE SNORING AT THE TABLE.
>> Jennifer: I WISH I HAD THAT.
DO YOU GUYS HAVE LIKE NORMAL
COUPLE THINGS WHERE YOU ARGUE
OVER WHO TO HIRE TO TAKE THE
GARBAGE OUT EVERY DAY?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WE ARE SUPER NORMAL.
WE WATCH \"FAMILY FEUD\" EVERY
NIGHT BEFORE WE FALL ASLEEP.
>> Jennifer: OH MY GOD.
THAT'S LIKE OVERLY NORMAL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I WATCH YOU GUYS TO FALL ASLEEP.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HOW MANY OF KANYE'S ALBUMS CAN
YOU NAME?
>> ALL OF THEM.
>> Jennifer: OH, YOU CAN?
>> YEAH.
>> Jennifer: THAT'S SWEET.
YOU'RE A GOOD PARTNER.
>> YEAH.
>> Jennifer: HAVE YOU TALKED TO
O.J. SINCE HE'S GOTTEN OUT OF
PRISON?
>> I HAVEN'T.
>> Jennifer: DAMMIT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I HAVEN'T TALKED TO HIM IN
YEARS.
I THINK I SAW HIM AT A CLUB IN
MIAMI LIKE A DECADE -- MAYBE
RIGHT LIKE EIGHT, NINE YEARS
AGO.
>> Jennifer: DID YOU TALK TO
HIM?
>> YEAH.
>> Jennifer: DID YOU ASK HIM IF
HE DID IT?
[ LAUGHTER ]
DID YOU JUST GET THAT OVER WITH?
>> I NEVER -- I JUST NEVER
REALLY LIKE GO THERE.
I HAVE LIKE SO MUCH RESPECT FOR
HIS CHILDREN.
>> Jennifer: OH, YEAH.
>> I FEEL LIKE -- MY MOM AND
CAITLYN BOTH SAY A LOT ABOUT IT,
AND THEY'RE REALLY VOCAL.
AND I JUST FEEL LIKE, YOU KNOW,
HIS KIDS.
IT MUST BE LIKE REALLY HARD.
I JUST TRY TO LIKE STAY AWAY
FROM IT.
>> Jennifer: THIS IS THE SECOND
TIME I'VE TRIED TO ATTACK
CHILDREN TONIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HAS KANYE EVER WRITTEN SONGS
ABOUT YOU THAT WE DON'T KNOW
ABOUT?
>> YEAH.
>> Jennifer: CAN YOU TELL ME
WHAT THEY ARE?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WELL, THERE WAS ONE THAT HE
HASN'T RELEASED.
BUT HE SANG IT AT THE MET.
CALLED \"AWESOME.\"
>> Jennifer: AWW.
>> AND HE WRITES -- LIKE BEFORE
WE GOT TOGETHER, HE HAD PLAYED
IT FOR ME WHEN HE WAS RECORDING
\"WATCH THE THRONE.\"
AND THEN WHEN I WAS PREGNANT,
AND THAT WAS MY FIRST MET BALL,
HE PERFORMED IT, LIKE TO ME AT
THE MET.
>> Jennifer: OH MY GOD.
WOW, THAT KIND OF STUFF -- NEVER
HAPPENS TO ME.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT MUST BE REALLY, REALLY
NICE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I JUST WANT TO KEEP LIKE -- SO
WHAT DOES HE WEAR TO BED?
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT DO BOTH OF YOU WEAR TO
SLEEP?
I HAVE KIM KARDASHIAN ON A COUCH
ANSWERING QUESTIONS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
LIKE DO YOU EVER SLEEP IN SOCKS?
>> I SLEEP IN SOCKS EVERY NIGHT.
>> Jennifer: OH MY GOD.
>> LIKE I PUT MY SOCKS UP, I'M
FREEZING.
>> Jennifer: YEAH, IT'S REALLY
COLD IN THIS STUDIO, I'M GOING
TO TALK TO JIMMY ABOUT IT.
>> IT IS.
>> Jennifer: I HAVE A WEIRD
REACTION WHERE I SWEAT WHEN I
GET COLD.
SO I'M AFRAID IF ANYBODY AT HOME
IS WONDERING WHY I'M SITTING
THIS WAY, IT'S NOT FOR MY
BREASTS.
IT'S FOR MY ARMPIT SWEAT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
TRYING TO SQUEEZE IT AWAY.
>> I GET COLD TOO.
>> Jennifer: YEAH, IT'S NOT
SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN LIKE THAT.
MY LEG HAIR GROWS FASTER WHEN
IT'S WARM.
[ LAUGHTER ]
OKAY, HOW DID YOU PICK YOUR
SURROGATE, AND WHY DIDN'T YOU
ASK ME?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU --
>> Jennifer: WAS I EVEN IN THE
CONVERSATION?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I'LL KNOW IF I DO IT AGAIN.
>> Jennifer: OH MY GOD.
I JUST CAN'T WAIT FOR YOUR KIDS
TO JUST BE LIKE TEENAGERS.
IT'S LIKE THE ROYAL FAMILY.
I'M JUST LIKE, OH, WHAT ARE THEY
GOING TO DO?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I HOPE THEY'RE JUST ALL SO
NICE.
>> Jennifer: THEY ARE.
THE WHOLE FAMILY SO IS LOVELY.
WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO FOR
HALLOWEEN?
>> WE ALL GO TO KOURTNEY'S AND
SPEND HALLOWEEN THERE.
AND I TRY -- I WAS GOING TO DO
THAT THING THAT YOU SHOWED
EARLIER, TELLING THE KIDS THAT I
TOOK MR. CANDY.
>> Jennifer: YEAH.
>> AND VIDEOTAPE IT.
THEN I DIDN'T HAVE THE HEART TO
DO IT.
>> Jennifer: YEAH, THERE WAS
SOME OF THOSE KIDS' REACTIONS I
WAS WATCHING, SOME OF THEM LIKE
AWW.
THEN SOME OF THEM I WAS LIKE, IF
I EVER DID THAT TO MY PARENTS?
>> YEAH.
>> Jennifer: IF I THREW A CUP AT
MY PARENTS, IF MY PARENTS TOLD
ME THEY ATE ALL MY CANDY I'D BE
LIKE, OH, OKAY, I'M SORRY, I'LL
BE IN MY ROOM.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH, KOURTNEY GOES SO
OVERBOARD WITH THE DECORATIONS
THAT I THINK HER KIDS ARE JUST
OVER IT.
>> Jennifer: OH, REALLY.
>> LIKE ANTI-HALLOWEEN.
>> Jennifer: NO WAY.
WHAT WERE THEY?
>> MASON WAS QUEVO FROM MIGOS.
SHOWED UP AT SCHOOL.
AND MELBY WAS NOTHING.
NONFESTIVE.
AND NORTH WAS WONDER WOMAN.
SHE WAS A FEW THINGS.
HER AND SAINT WERE AXL ROSE AND
SLASH.
>> Jennifer: OH MY GOD.
>> LIKE THEY HAD FITS WITH THE
WIGS AND IT WAS A WHOLE THING.
SO THAT LASTED LIKE ONE SECOND.
>> Jennifer: THAT'S WHAT
HAPPENED TO ME AT HALLOWEEN,
FIVE MINUTES WITH A WIG.
>> AND THEN THEY WERE BUNNIES TO
GO TRICK-OR-TREATING IN.
>> Jennifer: OH MY GOD, THAT'S
SO CUTE.
>> SO THEY DID THE COSTUMES LIKE
I DID THIS YEAR.
>> Jennifer: I ALWAYS THOUGHTFY
HAD A LITTLE BABY AND IT WAS A
BOY, I WOULD MAKE HIM A
CHIPPENDALE'S CHADANCER AND TAK
THE SHIRT OFF WITH THE BOW TIE.
>> I SAW THIS GIRL ONLINE, HER
DAUGHTER IS A VICTORIA'S SECRET
MODEL WITH THE WINGS AND
LINGERIE, IT WAS A BATHING SUIT,
I THINK SHE GOT A LOT OF
[ BLEEP ] FOR IT.
>> Jennifer: THAT'S THE THIRD
TIME I HAVE PROVEN I'M NOT
RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH TO BE AROUND
KIDS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I JUST THINK IT'S SEXY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT.
>> Jennifer: OKAY, SO WHAT DO
YOU GUYS LIKE THINK ABOUT BLAC
CHYNA?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU KNOW, I WAS -- I ALWAYS
SAID WHEN SOMEONE WAS GOING TO
ASK ME -- YOU KNOW, DREAM IS
GOING TO SEE THIS ONE DAY.
AND SO I THINK IT'S JUST SUPER
RESPECTFUL TO JUST NOT SAY
ANYTHING ABOUT MY NIECE'S MOM.
>> Jennifer: GOT IT.
TOTALLY.
FOURTH CHILD.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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