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  • R: Holy crap they're gonna make this much money

  • just to make a video? And I just completely sold out

  • P: Yeah yeah

  • R: And oh I support gay marriage or saying like-

  • just saying that, you're gonna get hate either way

  • [P: Yeah yeah]

  • R: um...

  • So you might as well just make both sides hate you

  • and say you don't and you do accept it

  • Gay people?

  • hate 'em, love 'em. {Paco laughs}

  • bring on the hate!

  • [Transition] R: Alright

  • Are we.. we're all good, every camera is good?

  • Are we doing the claps?

  • [W: Let's do the claps]

  • *claps* (x5)

  • R: Why why dude it's so loud in our headsets

  • c'mon

  • *sighs

  • [W: Is that our intro

  • the clap claps?]

  • R: That's the clap claps

  • [W: We got the clap claps

  • We got the bleep bleeps]

  • R: Well we're *laughs*

  • Well we need the clap claps to sync

  • if people don't know it's not

  • we're not just applauding ourselves

  • [W: Yeah]

  • R: It's to sync up the audio with the uh video

  • [W: Sure]

  • R: Um

  • anyway welcome to the first Off The Pill Podcast

  • it's not the first one

  • I'm a liar its not the first one

  • we've done two

  • actually we've done three

  • I posted two on the uh second channel

  • uh one was with just us I think

  • and then we did one with David Choi

  • um a lot of you guys really like it but we stopped doing it for a very long time

  • oh yeah sorry there's a third one that we did with Derrick

  • but I

  • that one was um

  • [P: unsalveagable W: Yeah]

  • NO it wasn't that bad it was just it was Derrick you know

  • we went a little off topic it was almost like I don't know what to do with this video

  • W: We've been experimenting

  • R: Yeah we've just been experimenting

  • P: you know we had the mind of Ryan Higa

  • that podcast was basically inside the mind of Derrick

  • R: It was but i also felt like he was trying to channel someone else's mind

  • one day we might- I might just post it one day

  • just because it would be funny

  • [W: Sure]

  • R: But I feel like we should not be posting that kind of podcast

  • [W: Yeah

  • It's a new, it's a long format, y'know, we're getting used to it]

  • R: Anyway, we are figuring it out and this is the first one

  • um, it's not-

  • I already said this *laughs* it's technically the first one on this channel

  • but it's not the first one

  • How did I- how did- how- how do we- we don't even have an intro [W: Nope]

  • R: Anyway,

  • I think we should stick with the clapping thing

  • *claps*

  • I mean we already did it

  • [W: Oh]

  • Okay, off to a good start (Paco laughs)

  • I guess we can just get into- I just wanted to give that intro

  • because this is the first one so

  • W: You want to intro the guests?

  • R: Um

  • So the guests, I guess *laughs*

  • I don't know if you guys are always gonna be here

  • We're still figuring that out. We're gonna get

  • I think we already have a bunch of guests that we have comin' up

  • I don't know if it's smart to say who it is yet

  • but, um

  • You guys already know Paco

  • you guys already know Will

  • and you guys might know me

  • R: Um [P: Nah]

  • R: Okay

  • Well, and also for people who don't know,

  • it's called Off the Pill Podcast

  • if you don't know that by now, which is a little strange where you're watching this

  • It's because that whole thing started when I started ranting on videos without taking my meds

  • I have ADHD, I don't take my meds sometimes

  • and when I do that, I start talking in circles

  • and talking about random things

  • and that's what this podcast is all about

  • y'know, just having fun talking about random things

  • [W: It really is]

  • R: And important issues

  • [W: Unstructured]

  • R: No, there's structure [W: Brain Barf]

  • R: There is structure, what are you talking about?

  • [W: I mean there is structure within unstructure]

  • [R: We all clapped]

  • W: Boom

  • R: Every single time in the beginning we always clapped, that's structure

  • *claps* and we breathe into the mic at the end, that's our closer

  • Yeah we're not, um- we're still figuring this out

  • P: So we have two things basically that are structured

  • everything in the middle

  • R: Okay, well it's only our first one, techinically fourth one

  • Because we're not posting the Derrick one

  • We're not talking about anything by the way

  • Let's get into it, what do we have on the agenda?

  • we have so many things to cover because we've never covered anything *laughs*

  • [W: Yup]

  • P: Well, uh, why don't we talk about something thats y'know, kinda hot right now?

  • R: Ooooh is this getting uh, what do you- what- what- what ya trying to say?

  • You made that get- sound dirty so...

  • P: No. I just meant a hot topic

  • R: Oh, you wanna talk about hot topics [W: that store]

  • R: I've been there, it's very- when I was a kid I was actually scared of Hot Topic

  • [P: No- me too, my mom wouldn't let me go in there]

  • R: *snorts* Momma's boy [W: What?]

  • [P: Yeah]

  • R: No, honestly I- no I really - not scared but I

  • I can't- no I was, I was scared, yeah

  • P: It definitely was frightening for some people

  • R: Unless if we um, get sponsored by Hot Topic

  • Speaking of which let's thank our sponsors for today, Hot Topic

  • That's not true

  • I don't know if that's even legal for me to say- we're not sponsored

  • Hot Topic is not sponsoring this

  • We have no sponsor

  • We have no money okay guys we are broke

  • P: But if you'd like to sponsor this podcast you can reach this email right here

  • R: Your commercial could be just like this

  • Have you ever wanted to go and get something that's kinda scary to kids

  • but also really cool to some kids that are outcasts?

  • Does that sound bad?

  • Well then, go to Topics "R" Us Hot

  • I don't know [P: Topics that are hot to us]

  • R: That could be you

  • W: This is the essence of Off the Pill Podcast

  • we try to start something

  • [R: I know]

  • W: and we absolutely fail and went somewhere else with it

  • R: People don't know this too [W: I love it]

  • Yeah, people don't know this too but we've actually done more

  • that we never- people would never see

  • because we were just experimenting

  • and they're just trash

  • kinda like this one

  • W: Back to Paco

  • P: Why don't we talk a little bit about brand deals

  • cause that seems to be something that a lot of YouTubers

  • [R: Everyone has yeah]

  • P: Yeah, they're going into it [R: I know]

  • P: Except you've kinda been someone that has steered away from that type of content

  • and I personally am very interested in that

  • You've told- we've talked a little bit about it [R: Yeah]

  • but I think a lot of audience too would be like

  • how does Ryan money on YouTube since

  • the adpocalypse, y'know

  • R: I mean it's not as good *laughs*

  • and I haven't- I really don't do that many

  • sponsorship deals because I always base the content around

  • you guys know I've always based it around just

  • if the ad interferes with the funny

  • or the story then I'm not gonna do it

  • I get asked to do stuff probably every day

  • like multiple enquiries

  • P: Weird flex but okay

  • R: Is that a flex?

  • P: It is

  • R: That's not- [P: But continue, continue]

  • R: I don't know what that means

  • [P: I know you're- we're gonna go ADHD right now

  • continue on the brand deals]

  • R: You're the one that threw me off (Paco laughs)

  • R: I didn't take my meds dude that's your fault

  • What were we talking about?

  • P: Uh, you were talking about brand deals [R: I was flexing] and how people ask you every day

  • R: Oh, okay yeah people send-

  • oh that is a flex

  • [P: It is]

  • R: It's not that weird though

  • It's normal for YouTubers

  • Anyway, as I was saying before someone interrupted my um

  • [P: Flex] whatever I was talking about

  • Yeah, we get that all the time

R: Holy crap they're gonna make this much money

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