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  • - Hi we're Joel and Lia

  • - And today's video is answering your assumptions

  • about us.

  • - So we've seen a few of these going around

  • on the internet, lots of the kids are doing these tags.

  • So we thought we'd join in.

  • - Lots of kids.

  • - Lots of kids.

  • - Lots of kids join in.

  • - So, you know, all the kids online

  • they're doing the assumptions tag.

  • So what their audience assumes about them,

  • basically like rumors.

  • What rumors are going around about Joel and Lia

  • - Okay

  • - We put it on Instagram,

  • - Yeah

  • - And we've got them all back, so.

  • - Oh plenty of rumors about us darling.

  • - Plenty of rumors going around the internet.

  • - Oh yeah like what?

  • - So well let's start with the first one, carrots.

  • Someone has abused that form feature and put carrots.

  • So someone says I thought you two were closer

  • to the same height.

  • - Oh no!

  • I'm like either five foot two or five foot three.

  • Maximum!

  • - And I'm five eleven.

  • - So we're nowhere near the same height

  • - Obviously, sat down, we look a similar height but,

  • - Just kind of lift my spine like that.

  • - You're probably up to like my shoulder maybe?

  • - Not even, I might.

  • Oh yeah, yeah when we stand up.

  • I come up to about there.

  • - Yeah cause then I squat down if we stood up

  • filming or photos, I have to squat down so,

  • we're not the same height at all.

  • - Sorry about that.

  • - Um some loads, okay, we're just gonna pick one of them.

  • Loads them are like you're secretly dating.

  • Alright, I assume you two are secret lovers.

  • - I promise we're not.

  • - We're not.

  • - I promise we're not.

  • - I only laugh because people go yeah I know you say that

  • but like, there's some that's try to dig

  • and they're like, are you two a secretly like,

  • - We just spend a lot of time together.

  • Um that's just part of the job really guys.

  • That's it honestly.

  • - Another assumption, you love dogs

  • and would love to have one as a pet.

  • Yes, you'd assume correct.

  • - That is correct, can't wait for Joel to get a dog.

  • - But you wouldn't necessarily.

  • - Probably not until I've got a home.

  • - Yeah

  • - And a husband

  • - Yeah

  • I have a garden and then the dog just completes it.

  • - Your husband can pick up the poo.

  • - Yeah, he can do all of that.

  • I'm not doing any of that.

  • - So this person, this one's really cute.

  • Like, I don't know why this is an assumption.

  • Uh they've assumed that Lia is always happy and no trouble,

  • and that Joel is so relax and fun.

  • - On a good day, we're both a relax and fun,

  • - Happy and no trouble, I mean she is trouble,

  • - Oh I'm trouble

  • - She is trouble, so

  • - You know everyone would 'ello trouble?

  • That's me.

  • - What's happen today, I don't know,

  • we were filming in Harrods today and

  • Lia had to like tell herself like don't break anything,

  • don't break anything.

  • Cause she's trouble.

  • - Absolute, just, car crash.

  • You are financially responsible.

  • What does that mean?

  • - They've assumed we're financially responsible.

  • - For what?

  • - For our own money.

  • What does financially responsible mean?

  • You're responsible financially.

  • - Got it.

  • Sorry, I thought they were saying like responsible

  • for financially responsible for...

  • - No - I was like for what?

  • - They assume we're good with our money,

  • and I think we are okay.

  • It's hard living in London and being a young person.

  • Like you just tend to, like, eat out a lot.

  • - Money just goes on food.

  • Like Joel said once that his bank statements said menu.

  • - Yeah, it's literally just a menu.

  • - It's just a menu and lately it's a menu of the same stuff.

  • - Nando's, Nando's, Nando's...

  • Four times a week, Nando's

  • - But we both put stuff away in savings,

  • we're not frivolous , like we will treat ourselves to things

  • but yeah on the whole, well I speak for myself

  • I think I'm very financially responsible,

  • and I think you...

  • - I am aspiring to be more financially responsible.

  • - I think we all need to work a bit harder,

  • you know investigating how we can be better with money.

  • - That's something we're looking to do

  • with skill share as well, like do some more classes

  • on like, how to save money like,

  • because basically if you're salary is not the same

  • every month, like ours is always varying,

  • um rather than saying to yourself

  • okay I know that two-hundred pounds every month

  • goes into this pot of savings

  • four-hundred goes there.

  • Where as like with us, we need to like,

  • calculate like, a percentage of my earnings

  • every month goes towards something and so on.

  • So we just need to like, educate ourselves more.

  • Someone's assumed we love America.

  • Of course we do.

  • - Yeah

  • - Bloody love the place.

  • - Hopefully our next trip will be in March.

  • - Yeah

  • - Wow, fingers crossed.

  • - Fingers crossed, you'll know more about that later on.

  • - When we know more I guess,

  • cause we know nothing about it right now.

  • It's all in the air guys.

  • - It is, but hopefully it'll be sorted soon.

  • Our whole life's in the air.

  • Money, Plans.

  • Life is in the air.

  • - Everything is in the air

  • - I know.

  • - Oh my gosh, no one else...

  • I was about to say no one else's life is in the air.

  • Everyone, a lots of people's lives are in the air.

  • I'm so selfish.

  • - So selfish darling.

  • - I get so selfish all the time like

  • I think we're the only people in this boat,

  • when obviously not, darling honestly.

  • - Well um, this guy assumes we're both well educated.

  • I'd say so, yeah

  • - Good education, very very lucky to have had

  • a fantastic education.

  • - Thank you mom and dad.

  • - Thank you

  • - Oh someone said Joel comes from a wealthy family.

  • Um yeah, I guess so, not,

  • I mean my parents probably watching now like

  • whah we're not wealthy.

  • Um they're comfortable.

  • - I think you know, I think we've been very privileged

  • to have what we've had.

  • - Someone else said that as well

  • when I came up here, they assumed we both

  • come from privileged backgrounds.

  • That person just said and someone else said

  • Joel is a spoiled rich kid.

  • I wasn't, I don't know where this is coming from.

  • There was some about both of us

  • and some about me in particular like that.

  • No like, I was definitely not spoiled, well.

  • - You worked on a farm, you're not spoiled.

  • You've just have had a privileged upbringing.

  • I don't think that that's a bad thing, it's just

  • so lucky that we've had, you know,

  • a really supportive like, families on both sides and

  • just help in every way possible.

  • Yeah, he's a good boy.

  • - Yeah, I'm a good boy

  • - He's been a good boy his whole life

  • - Yeah, someone assumes we're both born and raised

  • in London.

  • Incorrect

  • - Incorrect.

  • - I'm not gonna say where I was born

  • because it's like the only secret I have on the internet.

  • I feel like.

  • - Fine, not saying either.

  • - Cause famous birthdays has me down

  • as being born in London and I'm like

  • I'm not correcting them because I don't want,

  • I don't know why, I feel as like cause most of my life

  • is on the internet, it's like one pathetic thing

  • that I've got left for myself.

  • - You keep it there hun.

  • You don't, don't tell them.

  • - Yeah I'm not telling anyone.

  • Where were you born and raised?

  • If you don't know then you're not my friend.

  • Yeah

  • - I know

  • - I think a couple of you guys know,

  • cause I think I have mentioned it once.

  • - Another assumption is that we are married

  • and have two kids.

  • - Yes that is, we've been lying the whole time,

  • even earlier in this video.

  • - We don't like to put the kids on camera , we just like,

  • - This is actually a wedding ring

  • which we've just moved to the right hand,

  • just for filming, and it will go back on her left hand.

  • - As soon as we're done

  • - This is our apartment as well, the new apartment.

  • We just got married our parents bought us this flat,

  • cause we're spoiled rich kids, um yeah

  • - Yes my wedding ring, my engagement, wedding ring

  • it's my wedding band.

  • - And the kids they're just in bed.

  • - No they're just doing the food shop.

  • They're carrying it back in the rain.

  • - They're at Sanes Breeze guys so um, they're fine.

  • - Yeah they're allowed out.

  • - What would we call our kids, if we had kids?

  • - Um Burty and Tilly

  • - Yes, well done.

  • - My assumption is that you two

  • are having the time of your life.

  • - Oh correct.

  • - Correct

  • - No but we don't want to give the false impression

  • that we're always happy and we're permanently

  • living the life, like of course we have down days

  • and like you guys only see like an edited ten minute video

  • a few times a week.

  • - Yeah this is like, buzzing off our like

  • off our tits, buzzing.

  • Like, this morning I just felt like crap,

  • I texted Joel saying like,

  • can't get out of the house this morning,

  • um I'm just gonna stay in and do emails from bed,

  • couldn't leave, so yeah.

  • There you go.

  • I don't, I didn't put that one the internet.

  • - Um someone said Joel is an introvert, Lia's an extrovert.

  • I'd say correct-ish.

  • On the whole, I'd say I'm an introvert.

  • - You're getting more extra.

  • - I'm getting more extra as I get older.

  • - And I'm getting even more extra

  • I was already extra.

  • - She's getting unbearable.

  • - Unbearably extra.

  • - You as and old lady, you're gonna be hilarious.

  • - I'm gonna be so embarrassing.

  • Can't wait, I love embarrassing you, so funny

  • - Hilarious

  • - In public.

  • He's cringes, he's like this, he's like stop complaining.

  • - Every time you go to Nando's like there's something wrong,

  • there's not enough tomatoes on that salad,

  • or the salad is wilted and it's like not good enough,

  • or there's not enough chicken.

  • - Joel I'm like, this salad is off like.

  • I literally go, these leaves are dead,

  • like there's nothing, this is not edible for me.

  • - But it was the same leaves that I had in my salad

  • and I was like, mmm

  • - Game over for me.

  • - Not enough chicken last time.

  • - If you're paying seven pounds, you get your moneys worth.

  • - I was like Lia, you do realize this is Nando's?

  • - Yeah but still, I think if anyone from Nando's head office

  • was there they'd be like, yeah take it back.

  • - Oh wow.

  • Well done.

  • - So quality standards guys.

  • - So extra, it's great.

  • - So extra.

  • - Um I don't know if you want to talk about this,

  • someone said Lia went through a hard break up this year.

  • - Yeah, that was tough, that was tough.

  • That was true but, you know,

  • come out happier on the other side guys.

  • - Literally, I've never seen her happier.

  • - So thank you very much.

  • In the words of Arianna Grande 'Thank You Next'.

  • - It's so true, well done.

  • She's come back on top.

  • - Back on top.

  • You got my love on top in a minute (sing songy)

  • - Someone said they assume Joel is good looking

  • and he knows it.

  • - Oh yeah.

  • - I like,

  • - You know it.

  • - The thing is if someone was like, you're ugly

  • I'd be like, no I'm not.

  • Like I'm not, I don't lack that confidence,

  • but you know how insecure I'm getting when I'm like,

  • oh I feel so ugly, I look so ugly.

  • I compare myself to everyone else.

  • - It's never about your face though.

  • - No.

  • No, but I wouldn't say I'm really good looking

  • but equally I'm not one of those people who'd be like

  • Oh I'm so hideous, I'm like

  • - Yeah I kind of agree like you're just,

  • I don't look at myself in the mirror and go,

  • she is dropped dead gorgeous, I just go,

  • I'm not, I've seen worse.

  • - Yeah I'm pleased with what I've got.

  • - Yeah I just go, people have woken up to so much worse.

  • But I definitely don't have the attitude do I of like,

  • I'm good looking and I know it.

  • - No

  • - I don't walk through life like.

  • - No you don't, you really don't.

  • - Even If I do potentially think it inside,

  • it's not real.

  • No.

  • - He don't walk around like that, he's humble boy.

  • - I'm humble boy.

  • We speak to each other in the weirdest way.

  • - So weird

  • - Anymore assumptions?

  • that Joel is an only child and that Lia has older siblings.

  • - Correct, incorrect.

  • - But not that correct you only have one older sibling.

  • - Oh yeah, just got my brother John.

  • Incorrect, incorrect.

  • - Uh I've got two older brothers so, incorrect.

  • Why do I come off like, I'm a spoiled rich kid

  • I'm good looking and I know it, and I'm an only child?

  • - Yeah, you're not coming off well are you?

  • - It's so unfair, I try so hard to be nice in YouTube videos

  • - I'm probably one of the only people in this world

  • that really like you.

  • I'm kidding.

  • Honestly one-hundred and eighty-thousand people like you.

  • But I like you more than them.

  • - I assume that you two are probably

  • the funniest people on the planet.

  • [Both] Correct!

  • - Next!

  • It's a weird mix, this channel is us as real people

  • but at the same time like we said this heavily edited,

  • we switch on the camera, we're in performance mode like,

  • so don't think you know me, cause you don't.

  • - No, you don't.

  • - Maybe just a little bit.

  • - Okay maybe a little bit.

  • Five years we've been in this game.

  • I mean it's hard to be someone else isn't it?

  • - It is but everyone who works in front of a camera

  • like puts an element on of like performing.

  • Like Holly Willoughby and Phillip Scholfield

  • they have to.

  • - They put it on, switch on.

  • Though she had a fantastic outfit on the other day.

  • - Oh and I misled she's doing so well.

  • - She's smashing it.

  • - You both hate tea.

  • I, no I don't hate tea.

  • You'd love tea.

  • - Actually I'm dying for a cup of tea right now.

  • - That's a terrible assumption, take that back.

  • - Immediately

  • - Someone said a horrible assumption,

  • I've assumed you guys are not really

  • into the idea of liking Latin people.

  • Where's that come from?

  • - That's really, that's so out there.

  • That could not be more wrong.

  • Like we've not even thought about that.

  • - Yeah, and I've dated Hispanics, so that's not true.

  • - There you go, throw that in the boom.

  • - You guys are secretly in love, what?

  • - Lia's pregnant?

  • - To a superfan.

  • Oh so you've slept with a fan,

  • and you're pregnant with them?

  • Is that a rumor that's going around?

  • I love that, maybe I started it.

  • - Joel's not worried whether I slept with a fan

  • and I'm now pregnant.

  • - I love the thought of like there being a forum

  • where people like gossiping and maybe I add one in,

  • be like guys I heard Lia's pregnant with a fans baby

  • and then they, it just spirals out of control.

  • - Then that just goes out of control.

  • - I haven't but I should.

  • - That's a really good idea guys.

  • - I assume Joel has a secret Tweed fetish.

  • - You'd be correct.

  • - I have just actually ordered a Tweed coat

  • but I don't currently own anything Tweed.

  • - I can't wait to see it.

  • - Okay this is a good one.

  • So I assume that Lia hates when people tap

  • or squeeze their tea bag after it's been steep.

  • - Hundred percent.

  • When people were like, yeah just give it a squeeze I'm like,

  • oh my gosh, that's incorrect.

  • You just stir it round, just, just.

  • If you're gonna have to use a tea bag, you know

  • we can't all have loose leaf tea, we're not all privileged

  • um,

  • - Not like Lia had to kiss.

  • - We can't all have loose leaf tea okay.

  • So you've got to get the tea bag, dip it in

  • and just like go like that with it.

  • - Yeah let the water, the gravity, do

  • - Like just let that take

  • - Cause apparently when tea taste bitter,

  • it's cause you've squeezed

  • and those little particles have come out through the bag.

  • - Yeah, uhhh, so triggering.

  • - Should we tell them the news?

  • - Yeah go on ahead.

  • - Okay, so it's the last video of November guys,

  • as you know we upload thrice weekly.

  • And that is changing for the month of December.

  • What are we doing Joel?

  • - So we are doing something called

  • - [Both] Vloggmers!

  • - As you said it I went vloggmers.

  • - You sound over joyed with that.

  • - We're doing vloggmers.

  • - So for those of you who don't know what vloggmers is,

  • it's vlogs over Christmas and it means

  • one video every day until Christmas eve.

  • - Until we burn out and die.

  • - Until we burn out and die.

  • - So uh fingers crossed for our mental health guys.

  • - Everyday, literally twenty-four videos the first

  • til the twenty-fourth of December.

  • - Video every single day.

  • - Don't say we don't ever treat you.

  • - We're doing it because we want to challenge ourselves.

  • We want to just like see if we can do it,

  • we've never done vloggmers before.

  • So let's give it a go!

  • - So make sure you're tuning in every day in December

  • cause we will be posting a video

  • to be alerted as to when we posted those videos

  • click the notification bell and subscribe

  • if you haven't already.

  • That's the first thing to do.

  • - That is the first thing and I was thinking

  • is it possible for us to give them a time

  • that it's everyday at this certain time?

  • - Well hopefully, if everything goes as planned,

  • then yeah.

  • - Three o'clock every day

  • - Three PM UK time.

  • So you'll have to google what that is where you are

  • but three PM in the UK our videos will be going up everyday

  • - Yeah three o'clock everyday.

  • - And there'll be a mixture, they'll be sit down videos,

  • will be out and about exploring.

  • - There'll be all sorts of stuff, you'll see some fun,

  • afternoon tea, Harrods, what's going on in big department

  • stores in London.

  • - Ice skating, maybe.

  • - Maybe

  • - Um like lots of these things are still like maybe,

  • but we're trying to show you

  • what Christmas is like in London, as well as

  • sticking to just sit down chatting with you guys, so.

  • - So that's the big news guys.

  • We hope you can support us on this vloggmers journey.

  • Hope you're just as excited as we are,

  • also we've now merchandise that should be listed below

  • every single video thats integrated into our YouTube videos

  • so scroll down a bit, it's there.

  • - Check that out.

  • It's phase two, it's Joel and Lia merchandise,

  • it's fun, it's got all the in jokes, blah, blah, blah

  • - There we are, thanks for tuning in guys!

  • Leave us a comment, we love chatting with you,

  • and we'll see you next week.

  • - See you December

  • [Both] Bye!

  • - Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas.

  • Is that too early?

  • - Christmas triggers, so many people get triggered by

  • early Christmas, but I don't.

  • Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year.

  • - [Lia] The Joel and Lia Christmas cover.

  • It's the most, YouTube space London.

  • Me and you singing like a recording she did like

  • really taking it seriously.

  • - [Joel] Wearing like tensile.

  • (sing songy voice)

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