It's nice and thin.

Yeah, liver tones maybe?

I sense trout.

Tastes like water.

So how do you feel about water?

- I love it. - You drink water.

I drink it all day.

I like Dasani, it tastes like minerals.

I've drank water in all its forms, tap water, toilet water, sink water.

Pool water.

I'll drink it.

What flavors do you like in water?

I like plain.

I feel like when it comes to water, I just kinda take what I can get. - Yeah.

- And if I can afford a Voss, honestly I'm more surprised - Go for it?

- I can afford a Voss.

- So we have three different brands, the cheapest being Dasani, the middle point Fiji water, and the highest price is Voss.

- Well, you're a Dasani fan, so this should be pretty easy for you.

Let's see how rich we are.

This one's got a lot of bubbles.

Smells like water.

Ah.

Okay, tastes like water.

The bubbles I thought would be chaos.

-But it's very calm. - It's bringing you peace.

Number two.

Cheers.

Ooh, she's flat but she's foreign.

- This one's good. - This one has a slightly different taste at the end.

This one's yummy.

She's traveled.

Like she went through her 20s.

Last one.

Cheers.

I almost tried to sniff it.

That's Dasani.

I now realize I don't quite know what Dasani tastes like, despite my love of it.

That's some nasty Dasani, for sure.

You know, they all kinda taste the same.

There's like an after taste to this one.

Deedee from the block.

You think this is the Dasani?

She's your neighborhood girl.

You probably dated her in high school, broke up with her, she'll still write poetry about you at the local poetry slam.

If that's the Dasani I'm gonna walk out of here violently.

- I actually feel like this one might be Dasani.

- Now they all taste bad because of the Dasani.

I also recognize I'm gonna look like a complete fool if this isn't Dasani, but I'm putting all my eggs in this basket.

The Voss would come from a glass bottle, which I feel like doesn't give it any flavor.

I think that's why it would be the flattest.

I thought I knew water, but I don't.

This one tastes the most crisp, and I'd like to think that expensive water is good water, because it's harvested from the mountains of I don't know, Mount Fiji, whatever's a nice mountain.

Fiji, Voss, Dasani.

Fiji, Dasani, Voss.

This is Voss, this is Fiji, this is Dasani.

Voss, Dasani, Fiji.

Voss, Fiji, Dasani.

You guys got 'em all wrong.

- No! - Dang it!

The first one was Dasani.

Oh, fuck.

So embarrassing.

Dasani.

So why does Voss taste like that?

I don't know.

I feel like it should taste the most like nothing.

It has like a cardboard taste to it, like essence of box.

Deedee, you were the girl I liked at high school, baby, but I'm coming back.

Fiji's nice too though.

- Yes. - I'll give it that.

I mean, I chugged it so I don't remember what it taste like.

Mostly like water.

So both of these are like bleh.

I think they're all great, I think all water brands are great, you just too damn overpriced.

I'm angry that I got that so wrong.

I'd still pick Dasani, I'd buy the cheapest one.

I'm not gonna shell out for expensive water.

I drink tap water, it's fine.

I still think Dasani hands down is the best tasting bottled water that there is.

Honestly, all water tastes the same.

Aqua tastes like water.

Unless it's really expensive, then it's got some weird aftertaste to it.

I was really confused by that, she was trying to be foreign.

But we all knew that lace front was showing.