[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

We decided to celebrate early.

We went out on the street this

afternoon, we asked young people

What's the worst thing you ever

did that your dad doesn't know

about?

We had them answer the question

while their dads were standing

right there.

>> What is the worst thing

you've done that your dad

doesn't know about?

>> Stole 20 bucks.

>> From where?

>> His wallet.

>> How much money would you say

you've taken from your dad's

wallet over the years?

>> Maybe 80 bucks.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> How do you feel about this?

>> Um -- You know what?

Mm.

I'm a police officer.

Yeah.

[ LAUGHTER ]

Yeah.

I thought my wife was doing it.

So -- Yeah.

>> What is the worst thing

you've done that your dad

doesn't know about?

>> Um -- Remember this semester

in college whenever I was really

sick and I wanted you to come

get me and get a hotel room?

>> Oh, yeah, for one night.

>> I was really hung over that

morning.

That's why.

>> You don't drink.

>> Well -- Sorry.

>> You drink?

Who are you drinking with?

I didn't know you were drinking.

>> College.

>> Oh, honey, you're not

supposed to be drinking down

there.

Mom was saying I needed to drive

down to college for one night,

get her a hotel room, because

she had diarrhea.

>> Okay, not diarrhea.

>> What is the worst thing

you've done that your dad does

not know about?

>> The worst thing that I've

done?

When I was in high school, the

first time I did anything

provocative with my girlfriend

was in the back of your car.

>> How provocative are we

talking?

>> There was no clothes on.

>> What's going through your

mind right now?

>> Well, he just was in the

seminary, so that shocked me.

He just left seminary.

>> This is before that.

>> This was my good son.

It was the other one I was

worried about.

>> What have you done that your

dad doesn't know about this.

>> It's not really bad, it's

just that on Christmas, well, I

know Santa Claus isn't real,

Come on, people.

>> What?

Santa Claus ain't real?

Oh, man.

I done messed up now.

>> What is the worst thing

you've done that your dad

doesn't know about?

>> What is the worst thing I've

done?

I had a fake I.D. in high school

that you didn't know about.

I had to facilitate everybody's

I.D.s, I had to ship money to

China --

>> Disrespectful!