VALENTINE'S DAY AS YOU KNOW WAS

YESTERDAY.

OF COURSE THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE

THE MOST ROMANTIC NIGHT OF THE

YEAR.

IT DOESN'T ALWAYS GO THAT WAY.

WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A FUN

AREA FOR OUR PEDESTRIAN

QUESTION.

WE WENT ON THE STREET THIS

AFTERNOON, WE ASKED PEOPLE

PASSING BY OUR STUDIO, DID YOU

HAVE SEX LAST NIGHT?

IT'S A YES OR NO QUESTION.

THERE'S VERY LITTLE IN BETWEEN.

BUT HERE'S HOW IT WILL WORK.

WE SEE A PERSON, INTRODUCE

HIMSELF OR HERSELF, BASED SOLELY

ON THAT INTRODUCTION, TOGETHER

WE WILL TRY TO GUESS IF THAT

PERSON DID INDEED "DO IT" LAST

NIGHT.

LET'S PLAY.

>> WHAT'S YOUR NAME AND WHERE

ARE YOU FROM?

>> RAYMOND FROM CANADA.

>> RAYMOND, DID YOU HAVE SEX

LAST NIGHT?

>> Jimmy: THINK ABOUT RAYMOND.

[ AUDIENCE SHOUTING ]

>> Jimmy: A LOT OF NOES.

CANADIANS HAVE SEX TOO.

>> NO.

>> AND WHY NOT?

>> FELL ASLEEP.

>> IS THIS TRUE?

>> YEP.

>> Jimmy: WELL, SHE IS A LUCKY

LADY.

NEXT UP?

>> DID YOU HAVE SEX LAST NIGHT?

>> Jimmy: DID DUNCAN PARTICIPATE

IN SEX LAST NIGHT?

MIXED, HALF AND HALF.

THE ANSWER IS?

>> YES.

>> AND HOW WAS IT?

>> NOT BAD.

NOT BAD AT ALL.

>> WOULD YOU RANK IT THE SAME

WAY?

>> YEP.

IT WAS GOOD.

>> ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10?

>> I'D GIVE IT A GOOD 9.2.

>> WHAT CAN YOU DO TO GET THAT

EXTRA .8?

>> OH, HE KNOWS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> DO YOU KNOW?

>> I GUESS I DO KNOW.

>> Jimmy: WELL, I DON'T KNOW, I

WANT TO KNOW!

IT'S LIKE IN A MOVIE WHERE THE

GUY DIES RIGHT BEFORE HE SHARES

THE SECRET OF LIFE.

ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE MORE.

>> MY NAME IS ERIC FROM SWEDEN.

>> DID YOU CELEBRATE VALENTINE'S

DAY IN SWEDEN?

>> YES.

>> MY QUESTION IS DID YOU

CELEBRATE VALENTINE'S DAY BY

HAVING SEX LAST NIGHT?

>> Jimmy: DIDDER RIB HAVE

SWEDISHER ROT THAT ON

VALENTINE'S NIGHT?

MOSTLY NOS, A FEW DEGRES.

>> NO.

>> WHY NOT?

>> WE SLEPT IN THE SAME ROOM --

OH, AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DID.

>> CHANGED YOUR MIND?

>> YES, IT WAS IN THE MORNING.

>> Jimmy: IN THE MORNING.

AFTER THEIR MORNING HERRING.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE ANOTHER

ONE.

>> PRECIOUS, I AM FROM DETROIT,

MICHIGAN, WHOO!

>> PRECIOUS, DID YOU HAVE SEX

LAST NIGHT?

>> Jimmy: AS A 12-YEAR-OLD

SUPERMAN STROLLS BEHIND HER.

DID PRECIOUS MAKE SWEET LOVE

LAST NIGHT?

LET'S SEE.

>> I SURE DID.

>> WITH WHO?

>> MYSELF.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: SHE SENT HERSELF

FLOWERS, CANDY, THE WHOLE THING.

YOU GET HALF CREDIT FOR THAT,

PRECIOUS.

WHO DO WE HAVE NEXT?

>> I'M SYLVIA AND I'M FROM THE

CHICAGO AREA.

>> LAST NIGHT WAS VALENTINE'S

DAY.

DID YOU HAVE SEX LAST NIGHT?

>> Jimmy: I THINK THE EYES MIGHT

GIVE IT AWAY.

MOST OF THE AUDIENCE SAYS SYLVIA

IS A YES.

>> NO.

>> AND WHY NOT?

>> WE HAD FLOWN ALL THE WAY FROM

CHICAGO, GOT UP REAL EARLY IN

THE MORNING.

BY THE TIME WE GOT TO THE HOTEL

ROOM AROUND 4:00 IN THE

AFTERNOON, WE WERE TOTALLY

EXHAUSTED.

>> WHAT ABOUT TONIGHT?

ANY BIG PLANS?

>> UM --

>> OH, YEAH, BIG PLANS FOR

TONIGHT.

>> WHAT'S THAT?

>> DINNER AND POSSIBLY SEX.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ APPLAUSE ]

>> Jimmy: RUN, SYLVIA, RUN.

POSSIBLE SEX IS THE BEST KIND OF

SEX.

>> WHAT'S YOUR NAME AND WHERE

ARE YOU FROM?

>> Guillermo: MY NAME'S

GUILLERMO.

>> DID YOU HAVE SEX LAST NIGHT?

[ AUDIENCE SHOUTING ]

>> Jimmy: SPIDER-MAN SAYS YES.

LET'S FIND OUT.

>> Guillermo: OF COURSE, IT WAS

VALENTINE'S DAY, OF COURSE I HAD

SEX.

MAKE A FEW DRINKS, YEAH, I DID

HAVE SEX.

>> Jimmy: THAT IS THE GIGGLE OF

A VERY FUNNY LITTLE EWOK.

I'M TRYING TO IMAGINE THAT

HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.

>> Guillermo: NO.

>> Jimmy: NO?

THANKS TO YOU, GUILLERMO, FOR

PLAYING ALONG.