-Out of nowhere.

And one day we're talking about getting a... a starter dog,

Then he breaks up with me?

-It's just... out of nowhere? -Okay.

-Siobhan, listen, we are putting down our work,

I am getting us a bottle of wine,

And you and I are getting drunk, okay?

-Are you sure? You have that review later--

-Oh, screw my review, I'm your best friend.

-Best work friend.

-And that's what friends are for.

Okay?

[laughs]

-Oh, thank you. I feel so much better.

-Oh, that is what friends are for. [phone goes off]

-Right?

-Ugh, it's from my friend Dara from the deli.

She got in a fight with her husband Dean from the deli.

-Oh, no.

-Gimme a sec.

Dara, I am getting in my car, I am grabbing some wine, and we are getting drunk.

-Wait, wha-- -Bye, babe.

-Aren't you already drunk?

-Hey, Sarah! Listen, it's Cassia from Girl Scouts in the eighties.

I saw your post. I know you're hurting.

So I've got a bottle of wine and we are getting drunk, okay?

Call me back with your home address.

Kisses!

Katie, how was your drive in this morning?

-Look, I don't want to do this.

-What, I'm just asking about your drive! Don't be weird.

-Okay, fine. It was a little trafficy--

-So Katie, we are dropping everything,

I've got a bottle of wine,

And we are getting drunk!

-The fuck...

-Look, it's fine. I've got a bottle of wine.

-I don't actually need it, thank you.

-It's fine. Yes do you. -Mm-mm. No, this is all good.

-Ah, shit.

-Mike, it's gonna be fine.

-Okay, it already is fine.

-Well, we are getting a bottle of wine.

-And we are getting drunk.

-Stupid pen.

-Okay, we are getting you a bottle of--

-Let me guess?

-Wine.

-I got a bunch of good ones.

-Oh, how'd you get that tiny bruise on your finger?

-Oh, um...

Okay.

Okay, if it's just us, then I will admit that I did slam my finger in--

[muffled] -I'm here for you, Mike!

I was in another crisis, but I'm coming for you buddy!

I got a bottle of wine!

Your friend is here for you!

[sighs]

-Okay, Siobhan texted that she couldn't find the top to her Chapstick, so--

-This is an intervention.

You have a problem.

-You all... you all feel this way?

Sorry I... hurt you all.

So we'll get a bottle of wine and just--

-Hello! I'm Siobhan from CollegeHumor.

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