Minecraft Part 2!

AW HECK YEAAAHH!

You guys have been making fun of me in the comments >:(

Don't think I don't read those saying I don't know how to play game. I don't know how to make minecraft

Yeah, I'm a veteran. Okay, I was born playing Minecraft. I played Minecraft before you were born

Okay :)

Let's grab these :)

Alright, I know there's a new bunch of new features. Why is everyone spinning this is not brit stop

God, you're pissing me off. >:( I can use this claw thing to cut animals, which is what I want to do. Come here kitty :P

Let me cut you kitty. >:)

I swear to god kitty. Let me cut you

Kitty! I didn't hurt the cat. I'm just trying to cut him, ha!

Jesus okay. Maybe I shouldn't run around with a dynamite. So where's my house again? I forgot. that's a turtle!

Oh my go- hey!

Can I ride please? Let me ride that, don't go! ;-;

I love you!

nobody:

Minecraft: Turtles.

Am I right? Alright, I need to get back to my base. Maybe I should steal some decoration. Where's my house?

I forgot where my house. So the goal of this episode is to start a farm and enter

Minecraft and maybe

redecorate the house just a little bit

(Pewd's lovely, and amazing laugh laugh)

A lot of you were saying like my house. I don't kn- WHAT!

33 f-----n iron dude, I'm rich as balls. Dude my bed is epic as well, like this house is nice

I don't- I don't get like why you guys hate it.

(Pewds laughing and incoherently muttering "I don't understand the problem with my "inhale" house" )

Alright, so I know a couple things, right?

I know a couple things I can use this bucket and I can use this sugar cane and wheat

Is it the sugar I use? I don't really know.

Maybe we can plant the eggs. No, wait. What? All right, my dudes. So we want to make one of these a hoe

All right. Let's make a hoe

People have space for all their shii-z right, so we're gonna make a nice little farm I think

so to make a farm you need the hoe.. (Pewds amazing laugh again)

And you hit the top that does not work. What the hell, listen, I spent six hours watching minecraft tutorials. Why is it not working?

Maybe I need to plant the hoe? (yes totally)

What do I do with the hoe? Now I can plant the seed

No, AH

Okay, oh I right-click (Pewds just randomly starts saying, "wooh, woooooh"

Yeah, Aw

You guys thought I wasn't good at Minecraft. Okay. All right, we gotta hurry up. We gotta hurry up put the, put the seeds

Put the seeds bii-. O h

God, did you hear that?

PLANT!

Plant god, damn it. Is that all the seeds I have? How do I get seeds? Okay. It's night time

Let's have a sleepy time. I sleep with my wheat

All right, a new day a new life to live. Now. Let's look at my plant. Look how much they grow dude. Holy cow!

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah

All right, this is going really really good

Why is he not growing? Oh, I know. I-- life hack life hack

Okay

so you can take bet you kids didn't know this you can take bone and make it into bone meat and

Then you grab the bone meat and then you put the bone meat over the over there

This is like a pro tip. A lot of people don't know how to do this

You do that it grows quicker

It's whatever. So now we have more seed

Which we can plant hoes (totally)

Okay, this is pretty epic. Dude. We're make whoa

How does bones work dude

Da Da Da Da Da Daa Dah Daa Dah Da

Okay. All right. We have a pretty epic thing. So now what you can do, I figured this out all by myself

Why do I hear zombies in my house? "Inhales"

Okay...

OH MY GOD!

I figured out all by myself how to make a fence gate, god damn, I'm smart, dude, how do I make the planks?

Ok, so now we build-- we build a gate right?

Outside our house see, I know how to play Minecraft ya kids, ya absolute children

Okay

Okay. Oh

Okay, it's not perfect

But it works god damn it, now

What we can do is we can start taking people hostages. Ah

What is that sound?

Hello!

Why minecraft spook me? All right horse!

(Pewds kisses the air)

Hey horse

(Pewds kisses the air again)

You want some of this? you want some of this wheat? Come here

(Pewds kisses the air, yet again)

Come here. What the hell listen, I got wheat ma-yan. Take it what the freak?

What are horses like in Minecraft, useless. you're useless, can he stop spinning, come here

Okay, now will you come I fed him wheat

My come here. I swear to God I will murder you

Come here

Alright

Alright it's gotta be like that sometimes it got to be like that too bad. I alright chicken then this chicken like this

Hey chicken

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you like this. Oh, yeah, you like this? Oh, yeah, come here chicken

Come on, chicken, eat it eat it. He doesn't eat it. Alright you live today. There's no animals. I murdered them all

Yes

Yeah, yeah you like thishh yeah-yeah, come on, come-on yeah X7 come on, come on

Follow me my fellow nine-year-olds. That's right. Follow me (Pewds lovely laugh again) This is so awesome! ye-- it's working!

You're gonna live safe with Papa boots

In Papa Boot's house

Come on, keep following. Oh, yeah. Aye! great, son of a snake. Come here

Okay, we're almost there

We're almost there buddies my friends. You're better friends than anyone I met in this game. Alright

Just uh, god dammit. God dammit. You came this way. Alright coming. Alright, and then you go. Come on

Come in Nick

One at a time. You dummies come in. Please come in

Come on

It's getting dark. Okay? Okay, that's true. That's true. Come on

Come on squeeze in squeeze in next one for the love of God get in

please

It's getting dark, oh now you don't want to go come here

Go in I'm gonna murder one of you come in. Thank you. Yes, yes. Yes. Yes close the gate. Oh

NOO! Oh, oh

Thought I murdered him what happened to you. Why are you naked? Oh

My god I can cut you

How

How you make baby? This is crazy. This is crazy. Oh god the baby escape

Baby, can you?

now stop leaving

Baby come back baby, baby. There's zombies baby. I'm serious, baby sheep

Alright well bye then see if I care I don't want to kill a child

Alright fine, baby. You can sleep with me tonight. I'm literally see

vegans

See what I did Peter. I saved the life today. I

Saved a goddamn life. What do you do? God, they're annoying. Alright new day. Let's sleep.. Alright we got our lamp

We got our epic farm everything looks great. Thank you very much. Let's go out on more adventures. Okay

It's adventure time. Come on grab your friends

Don't have any to play Minecraft with this is so sad

See there's sounds over there and I want to explore where that's coming from because I don't want no zombie farm in my house

Whoa, it's a wide chest. It's even bigger

All right gamers

Yeah, it's time. It's definitely something here

Something real spook is happening here, and I'm not afraid to explore it. Oh

My god, oh my god. Oh my god. There's so many

Double kill triple kill epic gamer. Whoa, look at this cave. It's so massive. I

Got a diamond pickaxe so I can just mine for it ever bro what it keeps going down

What?

Okay, guys, this is epic minecraft adventure. Oh, you scared me Betty

Sorry, you have to die as a prize Oh

too tiny to

tiny

tiny

That's right you then we're going for more diamonds I want to fold diamond armor

Very mean my diamond minecraft up pickaxe

Dammit now, I keep finding material, but I don't need but I feel like I have to farm it. This is

All right, let's explore

There's too much. Oh Jesus

Jesus Christ

Let's scare my balls. Ooh

All right. We're laughs god damn it

Who said mine cried isn't terrifying Here I am minding my own business

Dude look how my diamond pick is barely move dude diamond pickaxe for

Life brah for life. We got to get more. We got to get more be careful. Don't think I need this much higher

But I just accidentally dig up in my own house

God dammit. Alright, I got a I got a shiryu. We need more of my diamonds. God dammit. That's all I want Oh

What is down there hello

What is this nun Nico day

Whoa

Whoa, whoa

Not like this not like this

Don't shoot don't shoot don't shoot don't shoot. Oh he fell for the old don't shoot string. Oh god, they're everywhere

What is this place

My god, it's so mysterious. I found the new hidden cave thing

That's awesome. Okay. I remember now you can make a shield in Minecraft how to make shield in Minecraft

I'll have iron on me god damn it. I don't have iron on me. I can make some

My god, I'm scared this music doesn't fit at all

Does that mean there's been people here before me

There's I'm not the first one. Okay, we have iron I

Can make a shield now. I know how to make shield. I know in my head

You just make a Y and then you put the PP in the middle shield mother free-cos

All right, and then you put the shield. All right, we're ready for some epic minecraft adventures now

All right, let's find some goddamn gold because what?

Huh, well, this sounds coming from whoa, this is epic. Ah

Let's shoot don't shoot I am oh

They're shooting each other

Dude we haven't found diamond yet. Come on

This place is insane, dude. Oh, it's the baby zombie freak off. I

Don't want to kill a child. I

Will kill a child I will kill a child

I don't have time for children don't waste my time. This place is insane. Dude. There's another chest there who built this place and why?

Ah

That's what I thought Wow

Haha so much lava, there's so much epicness love it stop

Alright, let's build a bridge

Right my diamonds and I don't know what any of this is

But I got some goddamn melon seeds Oh you shift click and it just oh my god. That is so much easier Oh,

God thank you

Everywhere

Ha ha what do you know my song? Oh god. No. Oh

This bed oh this bed, oh, this is bad I'm dying I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying to eat. Oh

My god, did you see that? Whoa, what is this ha

Oh

This is bad, oh this is it froze. Oh god, I'm making a hole

No one hurts the whole man

Okay, I'm in my hole I don't want to lose my diamond stuff dude look how much stuff I have I can't die they're Poisson

Huh? No

That's too many

Full strength full strenght whole stretch

Full strap pull straight pull straight. Oh

Jesus okay, ah liberals

I'm not leaving until we get the diamonds. That's why I came here. Whoa. Look at the heavens epic

Jesus oh god

Yeah, found you

They dropped from the ceiling, babe

Okay, that was an epic adventure but I dare no more we have too much precious item we have to return see

Remember

Okay, we weren't too bad I

Just got to figure out where the hell I am. Oh my god

Here we are

Dude, look at my crops, dude. How are my sheeps doing? Okay, very nice

All right. Now we can make melon, right? Can we?

Did we're gonna make melon. All right beetroot. Can I plant? Oh my god, dude this

All right. Some would say that my house is not the best looking house. I get it

Maybe I should redecorate it a little bit just a little bit. I don't care if it's dark. I'm gonna farm

minecraft all day

all day

Son all you want some Oh God

Alright, so here we'll do the beetroot

There we'll do the pumpkin melon

Oh

My god is my stuff still there. Okay, they are oh

God damn it

It came out of nowhere, dude. Oh, thank god. What are you doing to the Sheep you

All right. It's time to sleep. Don't be greedy Felix. Oh, what a day dude. I'm making such sick progress, except that one time

I died. All right, dude. Look how much they've grown dude. All right time to spice up the house