Minecraft Part 2!

當個創世神第二部

AW HECK YEAAAHH!

真爆幹讚

You guys have been making fun of me in the comments >:(

兄弟我們開始吧

Don't think I don't read those saying I don't know how to play game. I don't know how to make minecraft

你們一直在留言區留一些嘲諷我的話

Yeah, I'm a veteran. Okay, I was born playing Minecraft. I played Minecraft before you were born

別以為我沒有讀那些留言 你說我不懂該怎麼玩遊戲

Okay :)

我不知道怎麼拍麥塊

Let's grab these :)

對 我可是老手 我靠拍麥塊起家的

Alright, I know there's a new bunch of new features. Why is everyone spinning this is not brit stop

我在你出生前就在玩麥塊了

God, you're pissing me off. >:( I can use this claw thing to cut animals, which is what I want to do. Come here kitty :P

懂嗎

Let me cut you kitty. >:)

我們來採集這個

I swear to god kitty. Let me cut you

好的 我知道有新增一大堆新的東西

Kitty! I didn't hurt the cat. I'm just trying to cut him, ha!

為甚麼每個人都在轉圈

Jesus okay. Maybe I shouldn't run around with a dynamite. So where's my house again? I forgot. that's a turtle!

這裡不是英國 拜託停下來

Oh my go- hey!

我的天 你把我惹火了

Can I ride please? Let me ride that, don't go! ;-;

我可以用這像鉗子的東西來攔截動物

I love you!

這就是我想做的 快過來小貓咪

nobody:

讓我攔截你小貓咪

Minecraft: Turtles.

我對天發誓小貓咪 讓我攔截你

Am I right? Alright, I need to get back to my base. Maybe I should steal some decoration. Where's my house?

小貓....我沒有傷到貓...

I forgot where my house. So the goal of this episode is to start a farm and enter

我只是想要攔截牠

Minecraft and maybe

好喔 或許我不該帶著炸藥奔跑

redecorate the house just a little bit

所以再一次我家在哪？

(Pewd's lovely, and amazing laugh laugh)

那是一隻烏龜！

A lot of you were saying like my house. I don't kn- WHAT!

我的天 嘿

33 f-----n iron dude, I'm rich as balls. Dude my bed is epic as well, like this house is nice

我可以騎嗎 拜託讓我騎

I don't- I don't get like why you guys hate it.

別走阿

(Pewds laughing and incoherently muttering "I don't understand the problem with my "inhale" house" )

我愛你

Alright, so I know a couple things, right?

沒有人:

I know a couple things I can use this bucket and I can use this sugar cane and wheat

麥塊:烏龜

Is it the sugar I use? I don't really know.

我有講錯話嗎

Maybe we can plant the eggs. No, wait. What? All right, my dudes. So we want to make one of these a hoe

好 我需要回到我的基地 或許我該偷一些裝飾品

All right. Let's make a hoe

我的房子在哪 我忘記我的房子在哪了

People have space for all their shii-z right, so we're gonna make a nice little farm I think

所以這集的目標

so to make a farm you need the hoe.. (Pewds amazing laugh again)

闢建一個農場跟進入.....麥塊

And you hit the top that does not work. What the hell, listen, I spent six hours watching minecraft tutorials. Why is it not working?

或許再重新裝修一點點房子

Maybe I need to plant the hoe? (yes totally)

很多人都說這像我的房子

What do I do with the hoe? Now I can plant the seed

我不了解 甚麼！？

No, AH

33條鐵礦 我發了各位

Okay, oh I right-click (Pewds just randomly starts saying, "wooh, woooooh"

胡扯

Yeah, Aw

我的床超屌的

You guys thought I wasn't good at Minecraft. Okay. All right, we gotta hurry up. We gotta hurry up put the, put the seeds

這房子超屌的

Put the seeds bii-. O h

我不...

God, did you hear that?

我不了解為甚麼你們這麼討厭它

PLANT!

我不懂我那硬朗的房子出了甚麼問題

Plant god, damn it. Is that all the seeds I have? How do I get seeds? Okay. It's night time

好的我知道了幾件事情

Let's have a sleepy time. I sleep with my wheat

好嗎 我知道了幾件事情 我可以用這個桶子

All right, a new day a new life to live. Now. Let's look at my plant. Look how much they grow dude. Holy cow!

我可以用這個甘蔗

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah

還有小麥

All right, this is going really really good

糖是這麼做的嗎？

Why is he not growing? Oh, I know. I-- life hack life hack

我不是很了解

Okay

或許我們可以種雞蛋

so you can take bet you kids didn't know this you can take bone and make it into bone meat and

等等 甚麼？

Then you grab the bone meat and then you put the bone meat over the over there

好的我的兄弟們

This is like a pro tip. A lot of people don't know how to do this

所以我們要做一個這個

You do that it grows quicker

一個鋤頭xd 【hoe又有妓女】

It's whatever. So now we have more seed

好的 我來做著鋤頭

Which we can plant hoes (totally)

人們真的都有空間放他們的東西...

Okay, this is pretty epic. Dude. We're make whoa

所以我們要做一個精美的小農場 我想

How does bones work dude

所以要先蓋個農場你要先有個鋤頭

Da Da Da Da Da Daa Dah Daa Dah Da

然後你需要往上打但沒有用

Okay. All right. We have a pretty epic thing. So now what you can do, I figured this out all by myself

搞甚麼

Why do I hear zombies in my house? "Inhales"

聽著 我已經看了整整有六小時的麥塊教學了

Okay...

為甚麼還沒用

OH MY GOD!

也許我需要種植鋤頭？

I figured out all by myself how to make a fence gate, god damn, I'm smart, dude, how do I make the planks?

我該拿這鋤頭怎麼辦？ 現在我可以種下種子了

Ok, so now we build-- we build a gate right?

沒有嗎 阿

Outside our house see, I know how to play Minecraft ya kids, ya absolute children

好喔

Okay

好喔 噢 我要按右鍵

Okay. Oh

wooh, woooooh

Okay, it's not perfect

耶

But it works god damn it, now

你們這些人以為我不擅長麥塊？ 我們要快點 要快點種下種子

What we can do is we can start taking people hostages. Ah

把那些... 種子種下

What is that sound?

種下種子

Hello!

噢 我的天 你有聽到嗎

Why minecraft spook me? All right horse!

種阿

(Pewds kisses the air)

快種阿 天啊 這是我唯一有的種子嗎

Hey horse

我該如何取得種子

(Pewds kisses the air again)

好的現在是晚安時間

You want some of this? you want some of this wheat? Come here

現在我們來睡個覺

(Pewds kisses the air, yet again)

我跟我的小麥一起睡覺

Come here. What the hell listen, I got wheat ma-yan. Take it what the freak?

好的 新的一天新的生活可以過

What are horses like in Minecraft, useless. you're useless, can he stop spinning, come here

現在來看看我的 靠邀 看看我種了多少各位

Okay, now will you come I fed him wheat

耶耶耶耶 放...

My come here. I swear to God I will murder you

好 這會非常的好

Come here

為甚麼它沒有在長？ 噢我知道了 生活駭客

Alright

好所以你可以拿這一點 你們這些孩子不知道

Alright it's gotta be like that sometimes it got to be like that too bad. I alright chicken then this chicken like this

你可以拿骨頭

Hey chicken

然後做成骨粉

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you like this. Oh, yeah, you like this? Oh, yeah, come here chicken

然後你拿起骨粉

Come on, chicken, eat it eat it. He doesn't eat it. Alright you live today. There's no animals. I murdered them all

然後你把骨粉放在那

Yes

這就像是個專業小訣竅 很多人不知道這東西

Yeah, yeah you like thishh yeah-yeah, come on, come-on yeah X7 come on, come on

如果你做了的話會快一點

Follow me my fellow nine-year-olds. That's right. Follow me (Pewds lovely laugh again) This is so awesome! ye-- it's working!

隨便啦 所以我們有更多的種子

You're gonna live safe with Papa boots

我們可以用鋤頭了

In Papa Boot's house

好 這很屌 各為我們做了這...

Come on, keep following. Oh, yeah. Aye! great, son of a snake. Come here

骨粉的運作原理為何？

Okay, we're almost there

好的

We're almost there buddies my friends. You're better friends than anyone I met in this game. Alright

好 我們現在有屌屌的東西 現在你能做的 這我自己摸索的喔

Just uh, god dammit. God dammit. You came this way. Alright coming. Alright, and then you go. Come on

為甚麼我聽到我家有殭屍

Come in Nick

好的...

One at a time. You dummies come in. Please come in

我的天 我全靠自己摸索

Come on

如何製作柵欄

It's getting dark. Okay? Okay, that's true. That's true. Come on

去你的 我很聰明的 兄弟

Come on squeeze in squeeze in next one for the love of God get in

我該如何運用這這木頭

please

好的 所以現在我們建造了...這個柵欄對吧

It's getting dark, oh now you don't want to go come here

建在我們家外頭

Go in I'm gonna murder one of you come in. Thank you. Yes, yes. Yes. Yes close the gate. Oh

看到沒 我知道要怎樣玩麥塊 你們這些小孩

NOO! Oh, oh

好嗎？

Thought I murdered him what happened to you. Why are you naked? Oh

好嗎

My god I can cut you

好的 不是很完美

How

但成功了 現在

How you make baby? This is crazy. This is crazy. Oh god the baby escape

我們現在能做的就是把別人當人質

Baby, can you?

那是甚麼聲音

now stop leaving

哈囉？

Baby come back baby, baby. There's zombies baby. I'm serious, baby sheep

為何麥塊嚇到我了

Alright well bye then see if I care I don't want to kill a child

好的 馬兒

Alright fine, baby. You can sleep with me tonight. I'm literally see

嘿馬兒

vegans

要來些這個嗎

See what I did Peter. I saved the life today. I

要來些小麥嗎

Saved a goddamn life. What do you do? God, they're annoying. Alright new day. Let's sleep.. Alright we got our lamp

快過來啊

We got our epic farm everything looks great. Thank you very much. Let's go out on more adventures. Okay

過來

It's adventure time. Come on grab your friends

搞甚麼鬼 ma-yan我有小麥誒

Don't have any to play Minecraft with this is so sad

拿走 衝三小！？

See there's sounds over there and I want to explore where that's coming from because I don't want no zombie farm in my house

麥塊裡的馬是甚麼德行？

Whoa, it's a wide chest. It's even bigger

沒用 你真沒用

All right gamers

牠能停止轉圈圈嗎

Yeah, it's time. It's definitely something here

快過來

Something real spook is happening here, and I'm not afraid to explore it. Oh

好 現在你要過來了嗎？

My god, oh my god. Oh my god. There's so many

我都餵小麥了

Double kill triple kill epic gamer. Whoa, look at this cave. It's so massive. I

過來！我對天發誓我會謀殺你

Got a diamond pickaxe so I can just mine for it ever bro what it keeps going down

快過來

What?

好喔

Okay, guys, this is epic minecraft adventure. Oh, you scared me Betty

好 要這樣就對了 有時候事情就是會很糟糕

Sorry, you have to die as a prize Oh

好的 小雞，小雞喜歡這東西嗎？

too tiny to

嘿 小雞

tiny

沒錯 你喜歡這東西 你喜歡這東西

tiny

太棒了 快過來小雞

That's right you then we're going for more diamonds I want to fold diamond armor

快過來小雞 吃掉它

Very mean my diamond minecraft up pickaxe

快吃 牠不吃啦

Dammit now, I keep finding material, but I don't need but I feel like I have to farm it. This is

好 你今天還會是活著的

All right, let's explore

放眼都沒有動物，我全部幹掉了

There's too much. Oh Jesus

太棒了

Jesus Christ

對 過來過來

Let's scare my balls. Ooh

耶 你喜歡這貨

All right. We're laughs god damn it

快過來

Who said mine cried isn't terrifying Here I am minding my own business

快過來

Dude look how my diamond pick is barely move dude diamond pickaxe for

耶耶耶耶耶 快過來

Life brah for life. We got to get more. We got to get more be careful. Don't think I need this much higher

快過來

But I just accidentally dig up in my own house

跟著我

God dammit. Alright, I got a I got a shiryu. We need more of my diamonds. God dammit. That's all I want Oh

我的九歲追隨者

What is down there hello

沒有錯 跟著我哈哈哈

What is this nun Nico day

這超讚的

Whoa

成功了

Whoa, whoa

你們跟博姿爸爸會過得很好

Not like this not like this

在博姿爸爸的房子裡

Don't shoot don't shoot don't shoot don't shoot. Oh he fell for the old don't shoot string. Oh god, they're everywhere

快過來

What is this place

繼續跟

My god, it's so mysterious. I found the new hidden cave thing

噢耶 誒

That's awesome. Okay. I remember now you can make a shield in Minecraft how to make shield in Minecraft

像條狡猾的大蛇 過來

I'll have iron on me god damn it. I don't have iron on me. I can make some

好的 我們快到了

My god, I'm scared this music doesn't fit at all

我們就快到了

Does that mean there's been people here before me

我的朋友

There's I'm not the first one. Okay, we have iron I

你們比我在遊戲裡 遇到的任何一個朋友還優秀

Can make a shield now. I know how to make shield. I know in my head

好的

You just make a Y and then you put the PP in the middle shield mother free-cos

就...

All right, and then you put the shield. All right, we're ready for some epic minecraft adventures now

噢 天殺的，你走這邊好嗎過？來

All right, let's find some goddamn gold because what?

對了對了

Huh, well, this sounds coming from whoa, this is epic. Ah

少來了

Let's shoot don't shoot I am oh

進來啦

They're shooting each other

你們這群傻瓜 一次一個懂嗎？

Dude we haven't found diamond yet. Come on

進來 拜託進來

This place is insane, dude. Oh, it's the baby zombie freak off. I

進來

Don't want to kill a child. I

天變黑了啦 好吧那是真的，是真的

Will kill a child I will kill a child

過來

I don't have time for children don't waste my time. This place is insane. Dude. There's another chest there who built this place and why?

過來

Ah

擠進來

That's what I thought Wow

擠進來 下一位以愛神的名義

Haha so much lava, there's so much epicness love it stop

進來

Alright, let's build a bridge

拜託了

Right my diamonds and I don't know what any of this is

越來越黑了

But I got some goddamn melon seeds Oh you shift click and it just oh my god. That is so much easier Oh,

阿現在你又不想進去了？

God thank you

過來

Everywhere

快進去

Ha ha what do you know my song? Oh god. No. Oh

我要殺掉你們其中一位

This bed oh this bed, oh, this is bad I'm dying I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying to eat. Oh

進來阿

My god, did you see that? Whoa, what is this ha

謝謝你 終於！

Oh

終於終於 把柵門關上

This is bad, oh this is it froze. Oh god, I'm making a hole

不！噢

No one hurts the whole man

我以為我幹掉牠了

Okay, I'm in my hole I don't want to lose my diamond stuff dude look how much stuff I have I can't die they're Poisson

你發生了麼事情為何你光溜溜的

Huh? No

我的天我可以剪你

That's too many

牠們喜歡

Full strength full strenght whole stretch

這超讚的 牠們生小孩了！

Full strap pull straight pull straight. Oh

怎麼會？你們怎麼生小孩的

Jesus okay, ah liberals

這太狂了

I'm not leaving until we get the diamonds. That's why I came here. Whoa. Look at the heavens epic

這太狂了 我的天 寶寶羊要逃走了

Jesus oh god

寶寶你能？

Yeah, found you

不 拜託別再離開了

They dropped from the ceiling, babe

寶寶回來 寶寶

Okay, that was an epic adventure but I dare no more we have too much precious item we have to return see

寶寶那邊有殭屍

Remember

寶寶 我很認真

Okay, we weren't too bad I

寶寶羊

Just got to figure out where the hell I am. Oh my god

好吧再見，然後看看我是否在意

Here we are

我不想要殺掉小寶寶

Dude, look at my crops, dude. How are my sheeps doing? Okay, very nice

好啦 小寶寶 你今晚能跟我一起睡覺

All right. Now we can make melon, right? Can we?

我完全已經，看到沒

Did we're gonna make melon. All right beetroot. Can I plant? Oh my god, dude this

我吃素的

All right. Some would say that my house is not the best looking house. I get it

看到我對peter做的事情沒？ 我今天拯救了牠的一天

Maybe I should redecorate it a little bit just a little bit. I don't care if it's dark. I'm gonna farm

我拯救了一個人的一生 你做了甚麼？

minecraft all day

我的天他們好凡人

all day

嶄新的一天 我們入眠吧

Son all you want some Oh God

好 我們有我們的照明設備

Alright, so here we'll do the beetroot

我們有了超屌農場

There we'll do the pumpkin melon