- [Liz's Mom] Hi, Liz, this is mommy.

It's that time of year again, Christmas.

I didn't want you to make the trip all the way home again

so this year I'll be visiting you!

I just got off the plane and got my bags.

I'm going to take a taxi to your place

so if you're not home, well,

I remember where you hid the key, so I'll be fine.

Can't wait to see you.

Love you, bye.

- Where's the other bag?

- Hallway closet!

- Shit, don't forget my dirty clothes in the basket.

- That's all you.

- Hey, babe?

Can't you just tell your mom

that you're really into gaming or something?

- Get that shit outta here!

(uptempo percussion music)

Did we get everything?

- You mean expunge me out of your life?

I think so.

- She's about to be here.

Just go, I'm sorry.

I'll call you later, okay?

- Wait, we can't spend the holidays together?

- I don't know.

We'll figure it out.

Bye.

(sighing)

(atmospheric music)

- I'm really excited for this position because

I love learning new things and I love working with others.

I love learning new skills and I work well

with other people and I love helping other people.

I am people's person.

I believe that I can make

a great contribution to your company.

I'm very familiar with what your company does.

I'm flexible, energetic, and have a positive attitude.

I'm seeking to become an expert in this field,

in this position, at this job.

It has been my dream since I was little

to sell insurance for your stupid company

because I want to stay here.

(breathing heavy)

- Devin, there's no easy way to do this.

Your work has been great but we just can't meet the

minimum salary required to sponsor you anymore.

And I know the holidays are coming up

and the timing is bad as shit,

but we've added a little severance,

you know just something to help get you over.

Look, you're a smart guy.

There's a company out there that you're

gonna be the perfect fit for.

You're gonna be like the Lego that's been missing

between the couch cushions for god knows how long.

You're gonna be good, don't worry.

(phone buzzing)

I'm gonna just crash at your place.

- Nah.

Remember she threw a bowl over me last weekend?

I had to carry her ass all the way to her apartment.

I'm good.

Call me later?

- I'll talk to you later then.

(loud slurping)

(whimsical music)

(phone buzzing)

How long's your break, two weeks?

- I don't care.

I fucking hate dental school.

I hate teeth.

I hate it more than my period.

- One more semester and you settle in.

- Settle in for what?

Looking at rotting teeth every day for the next 30 years?

I'm not gonna wake up one day

and realize the season had passed on me pulling teeth.

There's not gonna be any looking back.

No one on their deathbed goes, "I should've fixed teeth."

Fucking threw my life away.

- At least you have an opportunity.

I worked my ass off for the last five years

and I still cannot live in this country.

You're basically crying 'cause the sky is too blue.

- I thought your company is sponsoring your H-1B?

What?

Why, what happened?

Right before Christmas too.

What are you gonna do?

- Find a different job.

Marry a U.S. citizen.

- Hey,

if you want,

I could totally marry you and have an anchor baby with you.

Yeah, we'll show them what's up and have a fucking baby!

And we'll be like, hey, look at our American baby, bitch!

( light jazz music)

(whimsical music)

(heavy breathing)

(phone buzzing)

(chattering)

(phone buzzing)

♪ Wishes come true the same time every year ♪

♪ When every night twinkles and you're filled with cheer ♪

♪ Since long, long ago we've been hoping for snow ♪

♪ As we cuddle the whole night through ♪

♪ On the night when dreams come true ♪

♪ Songs will be sung and we'll join with loved ones ♪

♪ To celebrate to new ♪

♪ On the night when dreams come true ♪

- Hi, I'm Claire.

("Jingle Bells")