To set you up for success, we have a dedicated mentor.

What does that mean?

That's a boss.

You're gonna have a boss at this job.

Ongoing training and development opportunities for even the most insatiable learner.

They will give you a sleeping bag, and you can stay under your desk as many nights out of the month as you want to.

Maintain a rhythm of daily check-ins.

You will be micromanaged.

Let me check in. How are you doing?

Check in with you. You okay?

Just checking in.

Balance work and personal time like a boss.

Like a boss, but not a boss, because you will not be in charge.

Develop schedules in a medium that makes the most sense for the team.

I would like to do it in a pool.

That's the medium I would choose.

An agile, fast-paced environment means plenty of opportunities to progress.

Or... to fail miserably.

What are you waiting for?

A company that understands how people actually work.

Don't let work interfere with your career.

There's a better way to work.